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HAHA All-Star History

OuttaTowners
vs
DownTowners


HAHA All-Star Game

** Tied 4-4 **

Year Score MVP Coaches
2009 DownTowners 0, OuttaTowners 0 - OT: Shark
DT: Remy
2008 DownTowners 0, OuttaTowners 0 - OT: Shu
DT: Niet
2007 DownTowners 146, OuttaTowners 118 K. Bryant, HomeFries OT: Roids
DT: Casser
2006 DownTowners 145, OuttaTowners 70 L. James, Five Times Dope OT: Roids
DT: Max
2005 DownTowners 114, OuttaTowners 92 A. Iverson, Fat Watters OT: Yhames
DT: Casser
2004 OuttaTowners 86, DownTowners 78 T. Duncan, PCHS OT: Roids
DT: Remy
2003 OuttaTowners 156, DownTowners 114 K. Garnett, Roy-Als w/Cheese OT: Roids
DT: Morris
2002 DownTowners 113, OuttaTowners 94 K. Bryant, HomeFries OT: Chum
DT: Casser
2001 OuttaTowners 97, DownTowners 88 A. Iverson, Jewish Hoops OT: Roids
DT: Davon
2000 OuttaTowners 121, DownTowners 112 T. Duncan, PCHS OT: Shark
DT: Morris
1998 Crusty Sheets 130, Du Rags 119 n/a CS: Dave Smith
DR: Shark

All-Star Selections
 
Overall
2007
2006
2005
2004
2003
2002
2001
2000
Team
Per Yr
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HomeFries a la Gravy
2.00
16
12
4
2
2
0
3
1
2
1
1
0
1
1
0
2
2
0
2
2
0
3
2
1
2
1
1
PCHS
2.00
16
5
11
1
0
1
1
1
0
1
0
1
2
1
1
3
1
2
3
1
2
2
0
2
3
1
2
Roy-Als with Cheese
1.75
14
10
4
1
1
0
2
1
1
2
1
1
2
1
1
2
2
0
2
2
0
1
1
0
2
1
1
Jewish Hoops Heroes
1.50
12
7
5
1
1
0
1
1
0
2
1
1
2
1
1
2
1
1
2
1
1
2
1
1
0
0
0
Rocky Dennis Express
1.50
6
4
2
1
1
0
2
1
1
1
0
1
2
2
0
Impossible Dream
1.38
11
3
8
1
0
1
1
0
1
0
0
0
1
1
0
3
0
3
1
0
1
2
1
1
2
1
1
Runnin' Toilets
1.38
11
5
6
1
1
0
0
0
0
1
0
1
0
0
0
2
1
1
3
1
2
2
1
1
2
1
1
Fat Watters
1.13
9
5
4
2
0
2
1
1
0
3
2
1
1
0
1
1
1
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
1
1
0
Super Padz
1.13
9
2
7
2
0
2
1
1
0
0
0
0
2
0
2
0
0
0
1
1
0
1
0
1
2
0
2
Talking Goats
1.13
9
5
4
2
1
1
1
1
0
2
2
0
1
0
1
1
0
1
1
0
1
1
1
0
0
0
0
BACM
1.00
8
4
4
0
0
0
0
0
0
1
0
1
1
0
1
2
1
1
2
1
1
1
1
0
1
1
0
Five Times Dope
1.00
4
3
1
1
1
0
1
1
0
1
1
0
1
0
1
Strobelite Honeys
1.00
4
3
1
2
1
1
1
1
0
1
1
0
0
0
0
Chum's Champs
0.75
6
4
2
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
1
1
0
1
1
0
2
1
1
2
1
1
Hounder Pounders
0.75
6
4
2
0
0
0
1
0
1
0
0
0
1
1
0
0
0
0
1
0
1
1
1
0
2
2
0
Lampshade Dogs
0.75
6
1
5
0
0
0
1
0
1
1
0
1
1
1
0
1
0
1
0
0
0
1
0
1
1
0
1
Flaming Cajones
0.63
5
2
3
0
0
0
1
0
1
1
1
0
1
1
0
0
0
0
1
0
1
1
0
1
0
0
0
Repeat Offenders
0.63
5
1
4
2
1
1
1
0
1
1
0
1
1
0
1
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Toes
0.50
2
0
2
1
0
1
1
0
1
0
0
0
0
0
0
Stoolly Pigeons
0.13
1
0
1
0
0
0
0
0
0
1
0
1
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0

Unanimous Selections

2009
Chris Paul, Hounder Pounders
Dwight Howard, Runnin' Toilets
Dwyane Wade, Strobelite Honeys
Kobe Bryant, HomeFries
Lebron James, Five Times Dope

2008
Chris Paul, Hounder Pounders
 Lebron James, Five Times Dope

2007
Kevin Garnett, Roy-Als w/Cheese
Kobe Bryant, HomeFries
2006
Steve Nash, Talking Goats

2005
Kevin Garnett, Roy-Als w/Cheese
 Lebron James, Five Times Dope

2004
Kevin Garnett, Roy-Als w/Cheese
 Tim Duncan, PCHS
Tracy McGrady, HomeFries

2003
Tracy McGrady, HomeFries

2002
Antoine Walker, BACM

2001
Allen Iverson, Jewish Hoops
Chris Webber, Runnin' Toilets

2000
Alonzo Mourning, HomeFries
Gary Payton, Fat Watters
Shaquille O'Neal, Hounder Pounders
HAHA 3-point Shootout

** OuttaTowners lead 5-4 **

Year Score Winner
2009 DownTowners 0, OuttaTowners 0 -
2008 DownTowners 452, OuttaTowners 395 M. Dunleavy, Rocky Dennis Express
2007 DownTowners 431, OuttaTowners 426 M. James, Super Padz
2006 OuttaTowners 438, DownTowners 421 J. Terry, Roy-Als w/Cheese
2005 OuttaTowners 433, DownTowners 407 P. Stojakovic, Jewish Hoops Heroes
2004 OuttaTowners 400, DownTowners 395 J. Terry, Fat Watters
2003 OuttaTowners 334, DownTowners 333 M. Miller, WTWB
2002 OuttaTowners 311, DownTowners 284 P. Stojakovic, Lampshade Dogs
2001 DownTowners 479, OuttaTowners 467 J. Stockton, PCHS
2000 DownTowners 478, OuttaTowners 462 G. Rice, WTWB
1998 n/a J. Hornacek, WF Steamrollers

Other Awards

1998 2-Ball King: C. Drexler, Lampshade Dogs
1998 Rookie All-Star: Z. Ilgauskas, Repeat Offenders
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