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Michael JordanEd WachterRotisserie Chicken League
HAHA
Happy-Ass Hoops Association
Rotisserie Chicken LeagueEd WachterMichael Jordan
HAHA

HAHA All-Star Game
HAHA All-Star Game
February 9, 2003

WINNERS
156
DOGMEAT
114


MVP
KG da Kid!
Kevin Garnett
Roy-Als w/Cheese

OuttaTowners

coach: Roids

Player Team
FG
FGA
%
FT
FTA
%
3Pt
Reb
AST
TO
Ratio
Blk
ST
PTS
Garnett, K. Roy-Als w/Cheese
17
24
0.708
3
3
1.000
0
9
3
4
0.750
1
5
37
Iverson, A. PCHS
13
23
0.565
8
9
0.889
1
5
7
6
1.167
0
5
35
Duncan, T. PCHS
8
18
0.444
3
3
1.000
0
15
4
3
1.333
0
1
19
O'Neal, S. Talking Goats
8
14
0.571
3
5
0.600
0
13
1
3
0.333
1
2
19
Kidd, J. Chum's Champs
4
9
0.444
2
2
1.000
1
5
10
2
5.000
0
5
11
O'Neal, J. Lampshade Dogs
3
10
0.300
4
6
0.667
0
10
0
2
0.000
4
2
10
Nowitzki, D. Jewish Hoops
4
8
0.500
0
0
0.000
1
1
1
2
0.500
0
0
9
Pierce, P. Roy-Als w/Cheese
4
11
0.364
0
0
0.000
0
2
3
2
1.500
0
4
8
Payton, G. PCHS
4
6
0.667
0
0
0.000
0
1
2
3
0.667
0
0
8
Total
65
123
0.528
23
28
0.821
3
61
31
27
1.148
6
24
156


DownTowners

coach: Morris

Player Team
FG
FGA
%
FT
FTA
%
3Pt
Reb
AST
TO
Ratio
Blk
ST
PTS
McGrady, T. HomeFries
10
17
0.588
5
6
0.833
4
5
2
1
2.000
0
0
29
Bryant, K. HomeFries
8
17
0.471
3
6
0.500
3
7
6
5
1.200
2
3
22
Francis, S. Bare-ass Midgets
9
12
0.750
0
0
0.000
2
2
9
3
3.000
0
0
20
Jordan, M. Impossible Dream
9
27
0.333
2
2
1.000
0
5
2
2
1.000
0
2
20
Marion, S. Fat Watters
4
9
0.444
0
0
0.000
0
7
4
0
0.000
1
3
8
Walker, A. Bare-ass Midgets
2
4
0.500
1
2
0.500
1
1
0
1
0.000
0
0
6
Stojakovic, P. Fat Watters
2
7
0.286
0
0
0.000
1
3
1
1
1.000
0
1
5
Ming, Y. Impossible Dream
1
1
1.000
0
0
0.000
0
2
0
0
0.000
0
0
2
Wallace, B. Impossible Dream
1
2
0.500
0
2
0.000
0
6
0
2
0.000
2
2
2
Total
46
96
0.479
11
18
0.611
11
38
24
15
1.600
5
11
114


Voting

OuttaTowners

Starters
Ttl
Duncan, T. - PCHS
25
Kidd, J. - Chum's Champs
23
Pierce, P. - Roy-Als w/Cheese
22
Garnett, K. - Roy-Als w/Cheese
21
Nowitzki, D. - Jewish Hoops
20
Bench
O'Neal, S. - Talking Goats
19
Payton, G. - PCHS
18
O'Neal, J. - Lampshade Dogs
11
Iverson, A. - PCHS
7
Marbury, S. - Jewish Hoops**
7
Nash, S. - Talking Goats
5
Mashburn, J. - PCHS
4
Finley, M. - PCHS
3
Jamison, A. - Talking Goats
3
Davis, B. - Hounder Pounders
2
Martin, K. - Jewish Hoops
2
Stackhouse, J - Chum's Champs
2
Rose, J. - Lampshade Dogs
1
DownTowners

Starters Ttl
^McGrady, T. - HomeFries
26
Bryant, K. - HomeFries
25
Francis, S. - Bare-ass Midgets
21
Webber, C. - Runnin' Toilets*
17
Marion, S. - Fat Watters
16
Bench
Walker, A. - Bare-ass Midgets
15
Brand, E. - Impossible Dream*
15
Ming, Y. - Impossible Dream
11
Allen, R. - Runnin' Toilets*
9
Wallace, B. - Impossible Dream
8
Replacement  
Stojakovic, P. - Fat Watters
3
Jordan, M. - Impossible Dream
2
 
Davis, R. - Fat Watters
6
Terry, J. - Bare-ass Midgets
6
Malone, K. - HomeFries
3
Stoudemire, A. - Flaming Cajones
3
Wallace, R. - HomeFries
3
Abdur-Rahim, S. - Impossible Dream
1
Dampier, E. - Bare-ass Midgets
1
Drobjnak, P. - WTWB
1
Robinson, D. - Flaming Cajones
1
Smith, J. - Bare-ass Midgets
1
Sprewell, L. - Bare-ass Midgets
1

13 of 16 GMs voted - 2pts for starter, 1pt for reserve
Top 10 go to the All Star Game (top 5 start; only 9 will actually play this year)
* Won't be playing in the real All-Star game
** Won't be playing in HAHA All-Star game - too many players for OuttaTowners
^ Unanimous Selection
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