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Michael JordanEd WachterRotisserie Chicken League
HAHA
Happy-Ass Hoops Association
Rotisserie Chicken LeagueEd WachterMichael Jordan
HAHA


HAHA All-Star Game
HAHA All-Star Game
February 11, 2001


WINNERS
97
DOGMEAT
88


MVP
Iverson - HAHA All-Star MVP
Allen Iverson
Jewish Hoops Heroes


OuttaTowners

coach: Roids, Roy-Als with Cheese


Player Team FG FGA % FT FTA % 3Pt Reb AST TO Ratio Blk ST PTS
Iverson, A. Jewish Hoops 9 21 0.429 6 6 1.000 1 2 5 4 1.250 0 4 25
Duncan, T. PCHS 5 11 0.455 4 4 1.000 0 14 1 2 0.500 1 2 14
Garnett, K. Roy-Als w/Cheese 7 12 0.583 0 0 0.000 0 4 4 2 2.000 3 1 14
Marbury, S. PCHS 5 9 0.556 0 2 0.000 2 0 4 3 1.333 0 0 12
Kidd, J. Chum's Champs 4 6 0.667 0 3 0.000 0 4 2 5 0.400 0 5 11
McDyess, A. Hounder Pounders 4 9 0.444 0 0 0.000 0 8 2 0 0.000 0 1 8
Stackhouse, J. Chum's Champs 3 8 0.375 0 2 0.000 1 2 2 0 0.000 0 0 7
Mutombo, D. PCHS 2 2 1.000 2 2 1.000 0 22 0 2 0.000 3 2 6
Malone, K. Lampshade Dogs 0 2 0.000 0 0 0.000 0 1 0 0 0.000 0 0 0
Total 39 80 0.488 12 19 0.632 4 57 20 18 1.111 7 15 97

DownTowners

coach: Davon, Impossible Dream

Player Team FG FGA % FT FTA % 3Pt Reb AST TO Ratio Blk ST PTS
Bryant, K. HomeFries 9 17 0.529 0 0 0.000 1 4 7 3 2.333 0 1 19
Carter, V. Super Padz 7 18 0.389 1 1 1.000 1 3 4 3 1.333 1 1 16
Allen, R. Runnin' Toilets 7 15 0.467 0 0 0.000 1 3 2 1 2.000 1 1 15
Webber, C. Runnin' Toilets 6 14 0.429 2 4 0.500 0 9 3 1 3.000 0 1 14
Finley, M. Impossible Dream 5 15 0.333 2 2 1.000 0 3 5 1 5.000 0 0 12
Robinson, G. Super Padz 4 7 0.571 0 0 0.000 0 4 1 0 0.000 1 1 8
McGrady, T. HomeFries 1 4 0.250 0 0 0.000 0 1 0 4 0.000 1 2 2
Wallace, R. HomeFries 1 7 0.143 0 0 0.000 0 4 2 2 1.000 0 1 2
Payton, G. Impossible Dream 0 5 0.000 0 0 0.000 0 4 5 1 5.000 0 2 0
Total 40 102 0.392 5 7 0.714 3 35 29 16 1.813 4 10 88



Voting

OuttaTowners

Starters
Ttl
^ Iverson, A. - Jewish Hoops
26
Garnett, K. - Roy-Als w/Cheese
24
O'Neal, S. - Talking Goats*
23
Kidd, J. - Chum's Champs
18
McDyess, A. - Hounder Pounders
15
Bench
Duncan, T. - PCHS
15
Stackhouse, J. - Chum's Champs
13
Marbury, S. - PCHS
12
Nowitzki, D. - Jewish Hoops*
11
Malone, K. - Lampshade Dogs
9
Replacement
Mutombo, D. - PCHS
1

Jamison, A. - Talking Goats
8
Rose, J. - Chum's Champs
4
Mashburn, J. - PCHS
3
Nash, S. - Repeat Offenders
3
Ratliff, T. - Hounder Pounders
3
Van Exel, N. - Lampshade Dogs
2
Armstrong, D. - Roy-Als w/Cheese
1
Cassell, S. - Lampshade Dogs
1
Mercer, R. - Lampshade Dogs
1
Miller, A. - Chum's Champs
1
Mobley, C. - Talking Goats
1
DownTowners

Starters Ttl
^ Webber, C. - Runnin' Toilets 26
Bryant, K. - HomeFries 22
Payton, G. - Impossible Dream 22
McGrady, T. - HomeFries 21
Walker, A. - Bare-ass Midgets* 17
Bench
Carter, V. - Super Padz 14
Wallace, R. - HomeFries 13
Francis, S. - 2 White Guys* 12
Finley, M. - Impossible Dream 10
Allen, R. - Runnin' Toilets 8
Replacement  
Robinson, G. - Super Padz 5

 
Abdur-Rahim, S. - Impossible Dream 4
Pierce, P. - Bare-ass Midgets 4
Divac, V. - Impossible Dream 3
Brandon, T. - Impossible Dream 2
Grant, B. - Fat Watters 2
Ilgauskas, Z. - Super Padz 2
Odom, L. - Bare-ass Midgets 2
Brand, E. - 2 White Guys 1
Marion, S. - Fat Watters 1
Mason, A. - WTWB 1
Mourning, A. - HomeFries 1
Olajuwon, H. - Fat Watters 1
Sprewell, L. - Runnin' Toilets 1

13 of 16 GMs voted - 2pts for starter, 1pt for reserve
Top 10 go to the All Star Game (top 5 start; only 9 will actually play this year)
* Unable to play, next available in actual game named as replacement
^ Unanimous selection

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