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Michael JordanEd WachterRotisserie Chicken League
HAHA
Happy-Ass Hoops Association
Rotisserie Chicken LeagueEd WachterMichael Jordan
HAHA

HAHA All-Star Game
HAHA All-Star Game
February 10, 2002

DOGMEAT
113
WINNERS
94


MVP
Dirty Kobe
Kobe Bryant
HomeFries a la Gravy

DownTowners

coach: Casser

Player Team
FG
FGA
%
FT
FTA
%
3Pt
Reb
AST
TO
Ratio
Blk
ST
PTS
Bryant, K. HomeFries
12
25
0.480
7
7
1.000
0
5
5
0
0.000
0
1
31
McGrady, T. HomeFries
9
15
0.600
4
4
1.000
2
3
4
1
4.000
0
3
24
Allen, R. Runnin' Toilets
6
17
0.353
0
0
0.000
3
3
5
1
5.000
0
3
15
Szczerbiak, W. Flaming Cajones
4
6
0.667
0
0
0.000
2
3
3
0
0.000
0
1
10
Mutombo, D. Impossible Dream
3
5
0.600
2
2
1.000
0
10
0
2
0.000
1
0
8
Walker, A. Bare-ass Midgets
3
8
0.375
0
0
0.000
2
2
1
2
0.500
0
1
8
Webber, C. Runnin' Toilets
3
7
0.429
1
4
0.250
1
3
4
2
2.000
0
1
8
Brand, E. Flaming Cajones
3
5
0.600
0
0
0.000
0
10
1
2
0.500
1
0
6
Francis, S. Bare-ass Midgets
1
8
0.125
1
2
0.500
0
2
3
2
1.500
0
2
3
Total
44
96
0.458
15
19
0.789
10
41
26
12
2.167
2
12
113

OuttaTowners

coach: Chum

Player Team
FG
FGA
%
FT
FTA
%
3Pt
Reb
AST
TO
Ratio
Blk
ST
PTS
Pierce, P. Roy-Als w/Cheese
9
18
0.500
0
0
0.000
1
7
3
0
0.000
0
1
19
Payton, G. PCHS
7
13
0.538
0
0
0.000
4
1
6
3
2.000
0
3
18
Duncan, T. PCHS
7
11
0.636
0
0
0.000
0
14
2
3
0.667
2
0
14
Garnett, K. Roy-Als w/Cheese
7
15
0.467
0
0
0.000
0
12
2
0
0.000
0
2
14
Nowitzki, D. Jewish Hoops
5
11
0.455
1
1
1.000
1
8
3
2
1.500
0
0
12
Jordan, M. PCHS
4
13
0.308
0
0
0.000
0
4
3
1
3.000
0
2
8
Iverson, A. Jewish Hoops
2
9
0.222
1
2
0.500
0
4
3
2
1.500
0
0
5
Davis, B. Hounder Pounders
1
4
0.250
0
0
0.000
0
1
5
3
1.667
0
0
2
Kidd, J. Chum's Champs
1
2
0.500
0
0
0.000
0
1
3
1
3.000
0
1
2
Total  
43
96
0.448
2
3
0.667
6
52
30
15
2.000
2
9
94


Voting

OuttaTowners

Starters
Ttl
Garnett, K. - Roy-Als w/Cheese 20
Duncan, T. - PCHS 18
Kidd, J. - Chum's Champs 18
Pierce, P. - Roy-Als w/Cheese 18
Nowitzki, D. - Jewish Hoops 16
Bench
O'Neal, S. - Talking Goats* 15
Iverson, A. - Jewish Hoops 12
Payton, G. - PCHS 12
Davis, B. - Hounder Pounders 10
Jordan, M. - PCHS 8
Nash, S. - Roy-Als w/Cheese 4
Miller, A. - Chum's Champs 3
Gasol, P. - Lampshade Dogs 2
Malone, K. - Lampshade Dogs 2
Barry, B. - PCHS 1
Cassell, S. - Lampshade Dogs 1
Jamison, A. - Talking Goats 1
Mashburn, J. - PCHS 1
O'Neal, J. - Lampshade Dogs 1
Stojakovic, P. - Lampshade Dogs 1
Terry, J. - Repeat Offenders 1
DownTowners

Starters Ttl
^ Walker, A. - Bare-ass Midgets
22
McGrady, T. - HomeFries
20
Carter, V. - Super Padz*
18
Bryant, K. - HomeFries
17
Webber, C. - Runnin' Toilets
13
Bench
Francis, S. - Bare-ass Midgets
12
Allen, R. - Runnin' Toilets
11
Brand, E. - Flaming Cajones
10
Mutombo, D. - Impossible Dream
9
Lafrentz, R. - Runnin' Toilets*
8
Replacement  
Szczerbiak, W. - Flaming Cajones
2
 
Van Exel, N. - Fat Watters
7
Marbury, S. - HomeFries
3
Marion, S. - Fat Watters
3
Finley, M. - Flaming Cajones
2
Wallace, B. - Impossible Dream
2
Williams, Jas. - Flaming Cajones
2
Abdur-Rahim, S. - Impossible Dream
1
Jones, E. - Super Padz
1
Olowokandi, M. - Bare-ass Midgets
1
Robinson, G. - Super Padz
1

11 of 16 GMs voted - 2pts for starter, 1pt for reserve
Top 10 go to the All Star Game (top 5 start; only 9 will actually play this year)
* Won't be playing in the real All-Star game
^ Unanimous Selection
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