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Michael JordanEd WachterRotisserie Chicken League
HAHA
Happy-Ass Hoops Association
Rotisserie Chicken LeagueEd WachterMichael Jordan
HAHA

HAHA All-Star Game
HAHA All-Star Game
February 20, 2005

DOGMEAT
114
WINNERS
92


MVP
Iverson - HAHA All-Star MVP
Allen Iverson
Fat Watters

OuttaTowners

coach: Yhames, Jewish Hoops Heroes

Player Team
FG
FGA
%
FT
FTA
%
3pt
Reb
AST
TO
%
Blk
ST
PTS
Duncan, T PCHS
7
10
0.700
0
1
0.000
1
9
2
2
1.000
0
0
15
O'Neal, J Lampshade Dogs
6
10
0.600
3
4
0.750
0
5
1
1
1.000
1
1
15
Wade, D Strobelite Honeys
6
13
0.462
2
2
1.000
0
3
1
1
1.000
1
2
14
O'Neal, S Talking Goats
6
11
0.545
0
3
0.000
0
6
1
0
-
3
3
12
Garnett, K Roy-Als w/Cheese
5
8
0.625
0
1
0.000
0
3
2
2
1.000
0
0
10
Nowitzki, D Jewish Hoops
4
10
0.400
1
2
0.500
1
7
2
3
0.667
4
4
10
Arenas, G Repeat Offenders
3
11
0.273
1
0
0.000
0
2
2
0
-
0
0
7
Jamison, A Chum's Champs
2
5
0.400
1
0
0.000
0
4
1
0
-
0
0
5
Lewis, R Jewish Hoops
1
7
0.143
0
0
0.000
0
4
1
1
1.000
0
1
2
Nash, S Talking Goats
1
2
0.500
0
0
0.000
0
6
3
0
-
0
0
2
Total  
41
87
0.471
8
13
0.615
2
49
16
10
1.600
9
11
92


DownTowners

coach: Casser, Bare-ass Circus Midgets

Player Team
FG
FGA
%
FT
FTA
%
3pt
Reb
AST
TO
%
Blk
ST
PTS
Allen, R Runnin' Toilets
6
16
0.375
0
0
0.000
5
4
1
1
1.000
0
0
17
Bryant, K HomeFries
7
14
0.500
0
0
0.000
2
6
7
4
1.750
1
3
16
Iverson, A Fat Watters
4
13
0.308
7
7
1.000
0
4
9
7
1.286
0
5
15
James, L Five Times Dope
6
13
0.462
0
1
0.000
1
8
6
3
2.000
0
2
13
Ilgauskas, Z Fat Watters
5
8
0.625
2
2
1.000
0
7
1
1
1.000
2
0
12
Marion, S Fat Watters
5
7
0.714
0
1
0.000
0
3
4
1
4.000
0
0
10
Pierce, P Rocky Dennis
4
7
0.571
1
1
1.000
0
3
3
0
-
0
2
9
Ginobili, M Impossible Dream
3
6
0.500
2
2
1.000
0
3
1
3
0.333
1
1
8
McGrady, T HomeFries
4
13
0.308
0
0
0.000
0
5
5
3
1.667
2
3
8
Stoudemire, A Flaming Cajones
3
11
0.273
0
2
0.000
0
9
2
1
2.000
0
1
6
Total --
47
108
0.435
12
16
0.750
8
52
39
24
1.625
6
17
114


Voting

OuttaTowners

Starters
Ttl
^Garnett, K - Roy-Als w/Cheese
26
Nowitzki, D - Jewish Hoops
24
Nash, S - Talking Goats
23
Wade, D - Strobelite Honeys
23
O'Neal, S - Talking Goats
21
Bench
Duncan, T - PCHS
20
Arenas, G - Repeat Offenders
18
Marbury, S - Jewish Hoops*
10
Miller, B - Roy-Als w/Cheese*
6
O'Neal, J - Lampshade Dogs
6
Replacement  
Jamison, A - Chum's Champs
3
Lewis, R - Jewish Hoops
3
 
Bibby, M - Strobelite Honeys
5
Ming, Y - Repeat Offenders
2
Richardson, J - Strobelite Honeys
2
Hughes, L - Chum's Champs
1
Johnson, J - Lampshade Dogs
1
Simmons, B - Jewish Hoops
1
DownTowners

Starters Ttl
^James, L - Five Times Dope
26
Iverson, A - Fat Watters
24
Stoudemire, A - Flaming Cajones
24
McGrady, T - HomeFries
23
Marion, S - Fat Watters
21
Bench
Brand, E - BACM*
14
Webber, C - Runnin' Toilets*
10
Pierce, P - Rocky Dennis Express
9
Francis, S - WTWB*
8
Ilgauskas, Z - Fat Watters
8
Replacement  
Allen, R - Runnin' Toilets
7
Bryant, K - HomeFries
6
Ginobili, M - Impossible Dream
1
 
Walker, A - BACM
3
Hinrich, K - BACM
2
Kidd, J - Rocky Dennis Express
2
Kirilenko, A - Flaming Cajones
2
Dickau, D - Flaming Cajones
1
Miller, R - Five Times Dope
1
Odom, L - Flaming Cajones
1
Tinsley, J - Flaming Cajones
1
Wallace, B - Impossible Dream
1

13 of 20 GMs voted - 2pts for starter, 1pt for reserve
Top 10 go to the All Star Game
* Won't be playing in the real All-Star game
^ Unanimous Selection
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