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HAHA All-Star Game
February 13, 2000


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112


MVP

Tim Duncan
PCHS




OuttaTowners

coach: Shark, Lampshade Dogs


Player Team FG FGA % 3pt FT FTA % Reb AST TO Ratio Blk ST PTS
Duncan, T. PCHS 12 14 0.857 0 0 0 -- 14 4 2 2.000 1 1 24
Garnett, K. Roy-Als w/Cheese 10 19 0.526 0 4 4 1.000 10 5 0 -- 1 1 24
O'Neal, S. Hounder Pounders 11 20 0.550 0 0 0 -- 9 3 4 0.750 3 0 22
Allen, R. Roy-Als w/Cheese 4 13 0.308 1 5 6 0.833 1 2 3 0.667 1 3 14
Finley, M. PCHS 5 6 0.833 1 0 0 -- 1 0 1 0.000 0 0 11
Kidd, J. Chum's Champs 4 9 0.444 3 0 0 -- 5 14 6 2.333 0 4 11
Stackhouse, J. Chum's Champs 4 7 0.571 0 0 0 -- 1 2 1 2.000 0 0 8
Hill, G. Hounder Pounders 3 7 0.429 0 1 1 1.000 3 5 3 1.667 0 1 7
Malone, K. Lampshade Dogs 0 1 0.000 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Robinson, D. Roy-Als w/Cheese 0 1 0.000 0 0 0 -- 2 0 1 0.000 0 0 0
Total   53 97 0.546 5 10 11 0.909 46 35 21 1.667 6 10 121

DownTowners

coach: Morris, Home Fries

Player Team FG FGA % 3pt FT FTA % Reb AST TO Ratio Blk ST PTS
Iverson, A. Bare-Ass 'Midgets 10 18 0.556 2 4 5 0.800 2 9 5 1.800 0 2 26
Bryant, K. HomeFries 7 16 0.438 1 0 0 -- 1 3 1 3.000 0 2 15
Mourning, A. HomeFries 7 11 0.636 0 1 2 0.500 7 1 1 1.000 4 3 15
Carter, V. Super Padz 6 7 0.857 0 0 0 -- 4 2 2 1.000 0 2 12
Jones, E. Super Padz 4 7 0.571 2 0 0 -- 4 3 1 3.000 0 1 10
Robinson, G. 2 White Guys 5 10 0.500 0 0 0 -- 6 0 0 -- 0 0 10
Wallace, R. Runnin' Toilets 3 6 0.500 0 3 4 0.750 4 0 0 -- 1 1 9
Webber, C. Runnin' Toilets 3 10 0.300 0 0 0 -- 8 3 2 1.500 0 1 6
Payton, G. Fat Watters 1 8 0.125 0 3 3 1.000 4 8 2 4.000 0 2 5
Mutombo, D. Xanadu 2 4 0.500 0 0 0 -- 8 0 2 0.000 0 0 4
Total   48 97 0.495 5 11 14 0.786 48 29 16 1.813 5 14 112



Voting

OuttaTowners

Starters Ttl
^ O'Neal, S. - Hounder Pounders 22
Kidd, J. - Chum's Champs 21
Duncan, T. - PCHS 19
Garnett, K. - Roy-Als w/Cheese 18
Hill, G. - Hounder Pounders 14
Reserves
Marbury, S. - PCHS* 14
Finley, M. - PCHS 12
Malone, K. - Lampshade Dogs 11
Allen, R. - Roy-Als w/Cheese 6
Stackhouse, J. - Chum's Champs 6
Replacement  
Robinson, D. - Roy-Als w/Cheese* 1

 
Cassell, S. - Lampshade Dogs 5
Jamison, A. - Talking Goats 3
McDyess, A. - Talking Goats 2
Pippen, S. - Repeat Offenders 2
Ewing, P. - PCHS 1
Miller, Cheryl - Live on TNT 1
Robinson, C. - Repeat Offenders 1
Strickland, R. - Hounder Pounders 1
Williams, Jas. - PCHS 1
DownTowners

Starters Ttl
^ Mourning, A. - HomeFries a la Gravy 22
^ Payton, G. - Fat Watters 22
Webber, C. - Runnin' Toilets 21
Iverson, A. - Bare-Ass 'Midgets 20
Abdur-Rahim, S. - Xanadu** 17
Reserves
Bryant, K. - HomeFries a la Gravy 12
Carter, V. - Super Padz 11
Wallace, R. - Runnin' Toilets 6
Jones, E. - Super Padz 5
Mutombo, D. - Xanadu 5
Replacement  
Robinson, G. - 2 White Guys** 3

 
Kemp, S. - Bare-Ass 'Midgets 4
Brand, E. - 2 White Guys 3
Sprewell, L. - 2 White Guys 3
Francis, S. - Runnin' Toilets 2
Odom, L. - Bare-Ass 'Midgets 2
Walker, A. - Bare-Ass 'Midgets 2
Phills, B. - RIP 1

11 of 16 GMs voted - 2pts for starter, 1pt for reserve
Top 10 go to the All Star Game (top 5 start)
* Unable to play due to child molestation charges, D. Robinson next available in actual game
** Unable to play due to Hare Krishna meetings, G. Robinson next available in actual game
^ Unanimous Selection


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