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Michael JordanEd WachterRotisserie Chicken League
HAHA
Happy-Ass Hoops Association
Rotisserie Chicken LeagueEd WachterMichael Jordan
HAHA

HAHA All-Star Game
HAHA All-Star Game
February 19, 2006

DOGMEAT
145
WINNERS
70


MVP
Lebron
LeBron James
Five Times Dope

OuttaTowners

coach: Roids, Roy-Als with Cheese

Player Team
FG
FGA
%
FT
FTA
%
3pt
Reb
Ast
TO
%
Stl
Blk
PTS
Wade, D Strobelite Honeys
9
11
0.818
2
2
1.000
0
4
3
3
1.000
2
1
20
Duncan, T PCHS
6
7
0.857
3
3
1.000
0
10
1
5
0.200
1
1
15
Nowitzki, D Jewish Hoops Heroes
4
8
0.500
2
3
0.667
0
6
0
0
0.000
0
0
10
Bosh, C Toes
3
7
0.429
2
3
0.667
0
8
2
1
2.000
0
0
8
Pierce, P Hounder Pounders
3
6
0.500
1
2
0.500
0
2
1
0
1.000
1
0
7
Ming, Y Lampshade Dogs
2
5
0.400
1
2
0.500
0
2
1
0
1.000
1
0
5
Garnett, K Roy-Als w/Cheese
1
9
0.111
0
0
0.000
0
9
4
2
2.000
1
0
2
Nash, S Talking Goats
1
2
0.500
0
0
0.000
0
5
6
2
3.000
1
0
2
Arenas, G Repeat Offenders
0
4
0.000
1
2
0.500
0
0
1
1
1.000
1
0
1
Gasol, P Lampshade Dogs
0
3
0.000
0
0
0.000
0
12
1
1
1.000
0
0
0
Total --
29
62
0.468
12
17
0.706
0
58
20
15
1.333
8
2
70

DownTowners

coach: Max, Super Padz

Player Team
FG
FGA
%
FT
FTA
%
3pt
Reb
Ast
TO
%
Stl
Blk
PTS
McGrady, T HomeFries a la Gravy
15
26
0.577
2
7
0.286
4
0
2
1
2.000
1
0
36
James, L Five Times Dope
12
21
0.571
1
5
0.200
4
6
2
1
2.000
2
0
29
O'Neal, S Flaming Cajones
7
9
0.778
3
5
0.600
0
9
4
2
2.000
1
0
17
Billups, C Stoolly Pigeons
6
10
0.600
1
1
1.000
2
4
7
2
3.500
0
0
15
Marion, S Fat Watters
5
9
0.556
4
7
0.571
0
8
0
0
0.000
1
1
14
Brand, E Super Padz
6
11
0.545
0
0
0.000
0
7
0
3
0.000
1
0
12
Iverson, A Rocky Dennis Express
5
14
0.357
2
4
0.500
0
2
2
3
0.667
0
0
12
Bryant, K HomeFries a la Gravy
4
11
0.364
0
0
0.000
0
7
8
3
2.667
3
0
8
Wallace, R HomeFries a la Gravy
1
6
0.167
0
0
0.000
0
2
0
0
0.000
1
0
2
Wallace, B Impossible Dream
0
1
0.000
0
2
0.000
0
8
2
0
2.000
3
2
0
Total --
61
118
0.517
13
31
0.419
10
53
27
15
1.800
13
3
145


Voting

OuttaTowners

Starters
Ttl
^Nash, S - Talking Goats
30
Duncan, T - PCHS
28
Wade, D - Strobelite Honeys
28
Garnett, K - Roy-Als w/Cheese
24
Nowitzki, D - Jewish Hoops Heroes
23
Bench
Arenas, G - Repeat Offenders
17
Gasol, P - Lampshade Dogs
12
Pierce, P - Hounder Pounders
12
Bosh, C - Toes
9
Okur, M - Roy-Als w/Cheese *
9
Replacement  
Ming, Y - Lampshade Dogs
3
 
Paul, C - Hounder Pounders
5
Johnson, J - Lampshade Dogs
4
Artest, R - PCHS
3
Bibby, M - Roy-Als w/Cheese
3
Parker, T - Roy-Als w/Cheese
3
Camby, M - Chum's Champs
2
Kaman, C - Roy-Als w/Cheese
2
Richardson, J - PCHS
2
Hamilton, R - Lampshade Dogs
1
Jefferson, R - Lampshade Dogs
1
Magloire, J - Toes
1
Miller, A - Five Times Dope (traded)
1
O'Neal, J - Repeat Offenders
1
Randolph, Z, Talking Goats
1
DownTowners

Starters
Ttl
Bryant, K - HomeFries a la Gravy
27
James, L - Five Times Dope
26
Iverson, A - Rocky Dennis Express
24
Brand, E - Super Padz
22
Marion, S - Fat Watters
20
Bench
Wallace, B - Impossible Dream
15
Kidd, J - Rocky Dennis Express*
12
McGrady, T - HomeFries a la Gravy
12
Wallace, R - HomeFries a la Gravy
10
O'Neal, S - Flaming Cajones
9
Replacement  
Billups, C - Stoolly Pigeons
7
 
Davis, B - Impossible Dream
8
Howard, D - Runnin' Toilets
7
Ilgauskas, Z - Fat Watters
4
Kirilenko, A - Flaming Cajones
4
Carter, V - Super Padz
3
Miller, B - Rocky Dennis Express
3
Anthony, C - Super Padz
2
Knight, B - Flaming Cajones
2
Allen, R - Runnin' Toilets
1
Dalembert, S - Super Padz
1
Davis, R - HomeFries a la Gravy
1
Diaw, B - Super Padz
1
Hinrich, K - BACM
1
Lewis, R - Impossible Dream
1
Odom, L - Flaming Cajones
1
Webber, C - Runnin' Toilets
1

15 of 20 GMs voted - 2pts for starter, 1pt for reserve
Top 10 go to the All Star Game
* Won't be playing in the real All-Star game
^ Unanimous Selection
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