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Michael JordanEd WachterRotisserie Chicken League
HAHA
Happy-Ass Hoops Association
Rotisserie Chicken LeagueEd WachterMichael Jordan
HAHA

HAHA All-Star Game
HAHA All-Star Game
February 15, 2004

WINNERS
86
DOGMEAT
78


MVP
turtle
Tim Duncan
PCHS

OuttaTowners
coach: Roids

Player Team
FG
FGA
%
FT
FTA
%
3pt
Reb
AST
TO
%
Blk
ST
PTS
Ming, Y Repeat Offenders
8
14
0.571
0
0
0.000
0
4
1
0
0.000
0
0
16
O'Neal, J Lampshade Dogs
7
13
0.538
2
4
0.500
0
9
2
2
1.000
0
1
16
Duncan, T PCHS
6
11
0.545
2
4
0.500
0
13
5
2
2.500
0
1
14
Garnett, K Roy-Als w/Cheese
6
14
0.429
0
0
0.000
0
7
6
1
6.000
1
2
12
Miller, B Roy-Als w/Cheese
4
5
0.800
0
0
0.000
0
3
0
2
0.000
0
0
8
Davis, B Hounder Pounders
3
9
0.333
0
0
0.000
1
0
7
1
7.000
0
1
7
Artest, R PCHS
3
5
0.600
1
2
0.500
0
3
3
1
3.000
0
1
7
Cassell, S Talking Goats
2
3
0.667
0
0
0.000
0
1
7
1
7.000
0
1
4
Nowitzki, D Jewish Hoops
1
3
0.333
0
0
0.000
0
0
1
2
0.500
0
2
2
Total  
40
77
0.519
5
10
0.500
1
40
32
12
2.667
1
9
86


DownTowners
coach: Remy

Player Team
FG
FGA
%
FT
FTA
%
3pt
Reb
AST
TO
%
Blk
ST
PTS
Allen, R Runnin' Toilets
6
13
0.462
3
4
0.750
1
3
4
3
1.333
0
1
16
Kidd, J Rusty Trumpets
4
6
0.667
3
4
0.750
3
3
10
3
3.333
0
2
14
Francis, S BACM
6
9
0.667
0
0
0.000
1
4
4
1
4.000
0
0
13
McGrady, T HomeFries
5
11
0.455
2
4
0.500
1
4
3
1
3.000
0
0
13
Pierce, P Rusty Trumpets
4
8
0.500
0
0
0.000
0
1
2
1
2.000
0
1
8
Stojakovic, P Super Padz
2
5
0.400
0
0
0.000
1
1
1
2
0.500
0
0
5
Wallace, B Impossible Dream
2
5
0.400
0
0
0.000
0
7
0
0
0.000
1
3
4
Iverson, A Super Padz
1
6
0.167
1
4
0.250
0
1
11
4
2.750
0
0
3
Kirilenko, A Flaming Cajones
1
3
0.333
0
0
0.000
0
1
0
0
0.000
1
0
2
Total
31
66
0.470
9
16
0.563
7
25
35
15
2.333
2
7
78


Voting

OuttaTowners

Starters
Ttl
^Duncan, T - PCHS
26
^Garnett, K - Roy-Als w/Cheese
26
Davis, B - Hounder Pounders
25
Marbury, S - Jewish Hoops*
21
O'Neal, J - Lampshade Dogs
19
Bench
Cassell, S - Talking Goats
18
Nowitzki, D - Jewish Hoops
13
Miller, B - Roy-Als w/Cheese
12
Artest, R - PCHS
10
Ming, Y - Repeat Offenders
6
 
Randolph, Z - Talking Goats
5
O'Neal, S - Talking Goats
3
Crawford, J - Chum's Champs
2
Johnson, J - Lampshade Dogs
2
Marshall, D - Lampshade Dogs
2
Williams, J - Repeat Offenders
2
Nash, S - Talking Goats
1
Payton, G - PCHS
1
Richardson, J - Hounder Pounders
1
DownTowners

Starters Ttl
^McGrady, T - HomeFries
26
Kirilenko, A - Flaming Cajones
24
Wallace, B - Impossible Dream
24
Kidd, J - Rusty Trumpets
23
Pierce, P - Rusty Trumpets
14
Bench
Marion, S - Fat Watters*
14
James, L - Five Times Dope*
11
Odom, L - BACM*
10
Stojakovic, P - Super Padz
10
Iverson, A - Super Padz
8
Replacement  
Allen, R - Runnin' Toilets
3
Francis, S - BACM
2
 
Walker, A - BACM
6
Boozer, C - WTWB
3
Brand, E - Super Padz
3
Anthony, C - Five Times Dope
2
Ilgauskas, Z - Fat Watters
2
Martin, K - WTWB
2
Redd, M - Super Padz
2
Abdur-Rahim, S - Impossible Dream
1
Billups, C - WTWB
1
Bryant, K - HomeFries
1
Finley, M - Impossible Dream
1
Jackson, J - WTWB
1
Ratliff, T - Impossible Dream
1

13 of 20 GMs voted - 2pts for starter, 1pt for reserve
Top 10 go to the All Star Game (top 5 start, only 9 will actually play this year)
* Won't be playing in the real All-Star game
^ Unanimous Selection
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