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Michael JordanEd WachterRotisserie Chicken League
HAHA
Happy-Ass Hoops Association
Rotisserie Chicken LeagueEd WachterMichael Jordan
HAHA



HAHA All-Star Game
February 15, 2009

DOGMEAT
0
WINNERS
0


MVP

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OuttaTowners

coach:
Shark, Lampshade Dogs

Player Team
FG
FGA
%
FT
FTA
%
3pt
Reb
Ast
TO
%
Stl
Blk
PTS
Stoudemire, A Talking Goats
14
22
0.636
1
1
0.000
0
9
3
1
3.000
1
2
29
Anthony, C Strobelite Honeys
10
15
0.667
0
0
0.000
0
9
1
0
1.000
1
0
20
Johnson, J Lampshade Dogs
5
9
0.556
0
0
0.000
2
1
2
1
2.000
1
0
12
Bosh, C Toes
5
7
0.714
1
2
0.500
0
7
1
0
0.000
0
0
11
Wade, D Strobelite Honeys
5
12
0.417
0
0
0.000
0
0
3
5
0.600
6
0
10
Nowitzki, D Jewish Hoops Heroes
4
9
0.444
0
0
0.000
1
5
2
0
0.000
0
0
9
Arenas, G Repeat Offenders
3
8
0.375
0
0
0.000
2
1
4
1
4.000
2
0
8
O'Neal, J Repeat Offenders
4
8
0.500
0
0
0.000
0
7
1
3
1.000
0
2
8
Garnett, K Roy-Als w/Cheese
3
8
0.375
1
2
0.000
0
6
4
1
4.000
2
1
7
Duncan, T PCHS
2
3
0.667
0
0
0.000
0
5
4
0
0.000
1
1
4
Total --
55
101
0.545
3
5
0.600
5
50
25
12
2.083
14
6
118

DownTowners

coach: Remy, Stoolly Pigeons

Player Team
FG
FGA
%
FT
FTA
%
3pt
Reb
Ast
TO
%
Stl
Blk
PTS
Bryant, K HomeFries a la Gravy
13
24
0.542
2
2
0.000
3
5
6
4
1.500
6
0
31
James, L Five Times Dope
11
20
0.550
2
2
1.000
4
6
6
4
1.500
1
0
28
Howard, D Runnin' Toilets
10
14
0.714
0
5
0.000
0
12
1
3
0.333
0
1
20
Marion, S Fat Watters
9
15
0.600
0
0
0.000
0
8
4
2
0.000
2
0
18
Allen, R Runnin' Toilets
4
10
0.400
0
0
0.000
4
1
3
1
2.000
1
0
12
O'Neal, S Flaming Cajones
5
13
0.385
0
0
0.000
0
6
1
1
1.000
0
1
10
Billups, C Stoolly Pigeons
3
8
0.375
2
2
1.000
0
4
6
0
0.000
0
0
8
McGrady, T HomeFries a la Gravy
3
8
0.375
0
0
0.000
2
3
11
3
3.667
2
0
8
Carter, V Super Padz
3
7
0.429
0
0
0.000
1
1
2
1
2.000
0
0
7
Okur, M Impossible Dream
2
2
1.000
0
0
0.000
0
2
1
0
0.000
0
0
4
Total --
63
121
0.521
6
11
0.545
14
48
41
19
2.158
12
2
146


Voting

OuttaTowners

Starters
Ttl
^Paul, C - Hounder Pounders
24
^Wade, D - Strobelite Honeys
24
Duncan, T - PCHS
22
Nowitzki, D - Jewish Hoops Heroes
22
Bosh, C - Toes
12
Bench
Ming, Y - Lampshade Dogs
10
Iguodola, A - Talking Goats
7
Biedrins, A - Roy-Als with Cheese
6
Harris, D - PCHS
6
Johnson, J - Lampshade Dogs
6
Replacement  
-
-

 
Garnett, K - Roy-Als w/Cheese
5
Camby, M - PCHS
4
Kidd, J - PCHS
4
Stoudemire, A - Toes
4
Williams, D - Strobelite Honeys
4
Butler, C - Chum's Champs
3
Jamison, A - Hounder Pounders
3
Pierce, P - Hounder Pounders
3
Turkoglu, H - Jewish Hoops Heroes
3
Rondo, R - Talking Goats
2
Roy, B - Repeat Offenders
2
Williams, Mo - Toes
2
Gasol, P - Lampshade Dogs
1
Rose, D - Lampshade Dogs
1
DownTowners

Starters
Ttl
^Bryant, K - HomeFries a la Gravy
24
^Howard, D - Runnin' Toilets
24
^James, L - Five Times Dope
24
Durant, K - Fat Watters
17
Granger, D - Super Padz
17
Bench
Jefferson, A - BACM
13
Jackson, S - Stoolly Pigeons
12
Billups, C - Stoolly Pigeons
11
Lewis, R - Five Times Dope
7
Carter, V - Five Times Dope
6
Replacement  
-
-

 
Nash, S - Rocky Dennis Express
5
Anthony, C - Runnin' Toilets
4
Lee, D - Impossible Dream
3
Nelson, J - Flaming Cajones
3
Miller, A - Flaming Cajones
2
O'Neal, S - Five Times Dope
2
West, Dav - Impossible Dream
2
Allen, R - Five Times Dope
1
Davis, B - Impossible Dream
1
Lopez, B - Super Padz
1
Wallace, G - Super Padz
1

12 of 20 GMs voted - 2pts for starter, 1pt for reserve
Top 10 go to the All Star Game
* Won't be playing in the real All-Star game
^ Unanimous Selection
^^ Earned Starter by virtue of more Starter votes

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