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By Player - By Pick

Long Division Player Pos Pick
19-Cent Team McAllister, D RB 5
19-Cent Team Clayton, Mi WR 20
19-Cent Team Arrington, J RB 29
19-Cent Team Branch, D WR 44
19-Cent Team Lelie, A WR 53
19-Cent Team McNair, S QB 68
19-Cent Team Indianapolis DEF 77
19-Cent Team Kaeding, N K 92
19-Cent Team Williamson, T WR 101
19-Cent Team Miller, H TE 116
19-Cent Team Griese, B QB 125
19-Cent Team Fason, C RB 140
Banty Roosters James, E RB 4
Banty Roosters Barlow, K RB 21
Banty Roosters Vick, M QB 28
Banty Roosters Baltimore DEF 45
Banty Roosters Benson, C RB 52
Banty Roosters Kennison, E WR 69
Banty Roosters Vanderjagt, M K 76
Banty Roosters Moss, S WR 93
Banty Roosters Green, W RB 100
Banty Roosters Carr, D QB 117
Banty Roosters Robinson, M WR 124
Banty Roosters Arizona DEF 141
Coconut Kings Bennett, M RB 11
Coconut Kings Owens, T WR 14
Coconut Kings Williams, Roy WR 35
Coconut Kings Dunn, W RB 38
Coconut Kings Elam, J K 59
Coconut Kings Graham, D TE 62
Coconut Kings Detroit DEF 83
Coconut Kings Caldwell, R WR 86
Coconut Kings Plummer, J QB 107
Coconut Kings Davenport, N RB 110
Coconut Kings Jolley, D TE 131
Coconut Kings Stallworth, D WR 134
Gary Colemans Holmes, P RB 3
Gary Colemans Smith, S WR 22
Gary Colemans Driver, D WR 27
Gary Colemans Pittsburgh DEF 46
Gary Colemans Stokley, B WR 51
Gary Colemans Smith, L TE 70
Gary Colemans Bettis, J RB 75
Gary Colemans McCardell, K WR 94
Gary Colemans Randle El, A WR 99
Gary Colemans Minnesota DEF 118
Gary Colemans Bledsoe, D QB 123
Gary Colemans Wilkins, J K 142
Lonely Kickers Tomlinson, L RB 1
Lonely Kickers McMichael, R TE 24
Lonely Kickers Boldin, A WR 25
Lonely Kickers Shockey, J TE 48
Lonely Kickers Palmer, C QB 49
Lonely Kickers New York Jets DEF 72
Lonely Kickers Burress, P WR 73
Lonely Kickers Gaffney, J WR 96
Lonely Kickers Taylor, C RB 97
Lonely Kickers Brown, J K 120
Lonely Kickers Fargas, J RB 121
Lonely Kickers Williams, Mi WR 144
Pouch Mouse USA Barber, T RB 8
Pouch Mouse USA Horn, J WR 17
Pouch Mouse USA Duckett, T RB 32
Pouch Mouse USA Brown, R RB 41
Pouch Mouse USA Smith, J WR 56
Pouch Mouse USA Faulk, M RB 65
Pouch Mouse USA Rogers, C WR 80
Pouch Mouse USA Johnson, Key WR 89
Pouch Mouse USA McCareins, J WR 104
Pouch Mouse USA Philadelphia DEF 113
Pouch Mouse USA Putzier, J TE 128
Pouch Mouse USA Longwell, R K 137
Salt Dogs Green, A RB 10
Salt Dogs Brown, C RB 15
Salt Dogs Chambers, C WR 34
Salt Dogs Staley, D RB 39
Salt Dogs Vinatieri, A K 58
Salt Dogs Atlanta DEF 63
Salt Dogs Jones, T RB 82
Salt Dogs Shipp, M RB 87
Salt Dogs Delhomme, J QB 106
Salt Dogs Givens, D WR 111
Salt Dogs Patten, D WR 130
Salt Dogs Seattle DEF 135
Scatman Alexander, S RB 2
Scatman Hasselbeck, M QB 23
Scatman Johnson, E TE 26
Scatman New England DEF 47
Scatman Bruce, I WR 50
Scatman Nugent, M K 71
Scatman Roethlisberger, B QB 74
Scatman Cooley, C RB 95
Scatman Colbert, K WR 98
Scatman Galloway, J WR 119
Scatman Ayanbadejo, O RB 122
Scatman Heiden, S TE 143
Slam Pounders Portis, C RB 7
Slam Pounders Burleson, N WR 18
Slam Pounders Johnson, L RB 31
Slam Pounders Davis, S RB 42
Slam Pounders Evans, L WR 55
Slam Pounders Collins, K QB 66
Slam Pounders Moore, M RB 79
Slam Pounders Smith, R WR 90
Slam Pounders Edwards, B WR 103
Slam Pounders Washington DEF 114
Slam Pounders Wiggins, J TE 127
Slam Pounders Kasay, J K 138
Stoolly Pigeons Harrison, M WR 12
Stoolly Pigeons Williams, C RB 13
Stoolly Pigeons Anderson, M RB 36
Stoolly Pigeons Carolina DEF 37
Stoolly Pigeons Mason, D WR 60
Stoolly Pigeons Janikowski, S K 61
Stoolly Pigeons Tampa Bay DEF 84
Stoolly Pigeons Warner, K QB 85
Stoolly Pigeons Price, P WR 108
Stoolly Pigeons Jacksonville DEF 109
Stoolly Pigeons Curry, R WR 132
Stoolly Pigeons Mili, I TE 133
Very Large Men Moss, R WR 9
Very Large Men McNabb, D QB 16
Very Large Men Taylor, F RB 33
Very Large Men Clark, D TE 40
Very Large Men Buffalo DEF 57
Very Large Men Houshmandzadeh, T WR 64
Very Large Men Henry, T RB 81
Very Large Men Leftwich, B QB 88
Very Large Men Bryant, A WR 105
Very Large Men Stover, M K 112
Very Large Men Suggs, L RB 129
Very Large Men Cincinnati DEF 136
Willow Weeds Lewis, J RB 6
Willow Weeds Favre, B QB 19
Willow Weeds Jackson, D WR 30
Willow Weeds Coles, L WR 43
Willow Weeds Droughns, R RB 54
Willow Weeds Akers, D K 67
Willow Weeds New York Giants DEF 78
Willow Weeds Pittman, M RB 91
Willow Weeds Hicks, M RB 102
Willow Weeds Pennington, C QB 115
Willow Weeds Parker, S WR 126
Willow Weeds Chicago DEF 139
Short Division Player Pos Pick
Cheddar-Best Alexander, S RB 2
Cheddar-Best Collins, K QB 23
Cheddar-Best Arrington, J RB 26
Cheddar-Best Clark, D TE 47
Cheddar-Best Evans, L WR 50
Cheddar-Best Vanderjagt, M K 71
Cheddar-Best Tampa Bay DEF 74
Cheddar-Best Jenkins, M WR 95
Cheddar-Best Delhomme, J QB 98
Cheddar-Best Colbert, K WR 119
Cheddar-Best Pittman, M RB 122
Cheddar-Best Jones, M WR 143
Dante's Inferno Green, A RB 11
Dante's Inferno Martin, C RB 14
Dante's Inferno Chambers, C WR 35
Dante's Inferno Boldin, A WR 38
Dante's Inferno Wiggins, J TE 59
Dante's Inferno Burress, P WR 62
Dante's Inferno Parker, W RB 83
Dante's Inferno Carolina DEF 86
Dante's Inferno Orton, K QB 107
Dante's Inferno Graham, S K 110
Dante's Inferno Moats, R RB 131
Dante's Inferno Miller, H TE 134
FTMDLS Portis, C RB 10
FTMDLS Edwards, B WR 15
FTMDLS Pittsburgh DEF 34
FTMDLS Bettis, J RB 39
FTMDLS Johnson, E TE 58
FTMDLS Elam, J K 63
FTMDLS Faulk, M RB 82
FTMDLS Shipp, M RB 87
FTMDLS McNair, S QB 106
FTMDLS Johnson, Key WR 111
FTMDLS Robinson, M WR 130
FTMDLS New York Giants DEF 135
Hot Dogs For All McAllister, D RB 9
Hot Dogs For All Owens, T WR 16
Hot Dogs For All Droughns, R RB 33
Hot Dogs For All Smith, S WR 40
Hot Dogs For All Gore, F RB 57
Hot Dogs For All Bryant, A WR 64
Hot Dogs For All Kennison, E WR 81
Hot Dogs For All Philadelphia DEF 88
Hot Dogs For All Manning, E QB 105
Hot Dogs For All Blaylock, D RB 112
Hot Dogs For All Putzier, J TE 129
Hot Dogs For All Reed, J K 136
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Tomlinson, L RB 1
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Crumpler, A TE 24
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Benson, C RB 25
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Muhammad, M WR 48
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Davis, S 49
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Branch, D WR 72
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Brady, T QB 73
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Stokley, B WR 96
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Curtis, K WR 97
PCHS-Pigskin Squad New York Jets DEF 120
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Stover, M K 121
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Jacobs, B RB 144
Pipe Layers James, E RB 5
Pipe Layers Staley, D RB 20
Pipe Layers Barlow, K RB 29
Pipe Layers McMichael, R TE 44
Pipe Layers Vinatieri, A K 53
Pipe Layers Atlanta DEF 68
Pipe Layers Duckett, T RB 77
Pipe Layers Cooley, C RB 92
Pipe Layers Brees, D QB 101
Pipe Layers Givens, D WR 116
Pipe Layers Caldwell, R WR 125
Pipe Layers Seattle DEF 140
Right Balls Holmes, P RB 3
Right Balls Witten, J TE 22
Right Balls Harrington, J QB 27
Right Balls Jones, T RB 46
Right Balls Moore, M RB 51
Right Balls Palmer, C QB 70
Right Balls Houshmandzadeh, T WR 75
Right Balls Janikowski, S K 94
Right Balls Indianapolis DEF 99
Right Balls White, R WR 118
Right Balls Galloway, J WR 123
Right Balls Magner, C WR 142
Runnin' Terrorists Dillon, C RB 8
Runnin' Terrorists Brown, R RB 17
Runnin' Terrorists Heap, T TE 32
Runnin' Terrorists Porter, J WR 41
Runnin' Terrorists Plummer, J QB 56
Runnin' Terrorists Moss, S WR 65
Runnin' Terrorists Smith, R WR 80
Runnin' Terrorists Rogers, C WR 89
Runnin' Terrorists Carr, D QB 104
Runnin' Terrorists Jacksonville DEF 113
Runnin' Terrorists Davenport, N RB 128
Runnin' Terrorists Nugent, M K 137
Sex Panthers Williams, C RB 12
Sex Panthers Moss, R WR 13
Sex Panthers Bennett, D WR 36
Sex Panthers Johnson, L RB 37
Sex Panthers Smith, L TE 60
Sex Panthers New England DEF 61
Sex Panthers McCardell, K WR 84
Sex Panthers Perry, C RB 85
Sex Panthers Warner, K QB 108
Sex Panthers Clayton, Mark WR 109
Sex Panthers Wilkins, J K 132
Sex Panthers Green, W RB 133
Slippery Petes Culpepper, D QB 6
Slippery Petes Anderson, M RB 19
Slippery Petes Taylor, F RB 30
Slippery Petes Bruce, I WR 43
Slippery Petes Driver, D WR 54
Slippery Petes Graham, D TE 67
Slippery Petes Arizona DEF 78
Slippery Petes McCareins, J WR 91
Slippery Petes Pennington, C QB 102
Slippery Petes Toefield, L RB 115
Slippery Petes Pollard, M TE 126
Slippery Petes Kaeding, N K 139
Sloppy Joes Lewis, J RB 7
Sloppy Joes Harrison, M WR 18
Sloppy Joes Shockey, J TE 31
Sloppy Joes Coles, L WR 42
Sloppy Joes Suggs, L RB 55
Sloppy Joes Buffalo DEF 66
Sloppy Joes Akers, D K 79
Sloppy Joes Taylor, C RB 90
Sloppy Joes Leftwich, B QB 103
Sloppy Joes Franks, B TE 114
Sloppy Joes Toomer, A WR 127
Sloppy Joes Tynes, L K 138
Team Boom Jones, K RB 4
Team Boom Bennett, M RB 21
Team Boom Baltimore DEF 28
Team Boom Lelie, A WR 45
Team Boom Henry, T RB 52
Team Boom Smith, J WR 69
Team Boom Brooks, A QB 76
Team Boom Hasselbeck, M QB 93
Team Boom Williamson, T WR 100
Team Boom Brown, J K 117
Team Boom Rhodes, D RB 124
Team Boom Calico, T WR 141

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