Runnin' Toilets (HAHA - Happy-Ass Hoops Association)

Happy-Ass Hoops Association

The Big Swirl
Toilet Bowl Facts: Here's the old story: Chuck D is the stadium announcer, and before the game starts, he will proclaim "Welcome to The Toilet Bowl," (much to the delight of the Toilet Nation) as Flava Flav dances nearby to let monkeys like you know what time it is. Toilets wear blue on orange jerseys at the Toilet Bowl, and opposite on the road.

The Toilets #1 Sponsored Site
Keg-A-Que

12 YEARS

Division
DownTowners

Stadium
Toilet Bowl

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	6	20	68-60
2005-6	9	20	9-10
2004-5	12	20	10-11
2003-4	13	20	9-13
2002-3	7	16	12-10
2001-2	10	16	12-11
2000-1	2	16	16-5
1999-0	4	16	--
1999	8	13	--
1997-8	9	13	--
1996-7	2t	11	--
1995-6	4t	11	--
1994-5	6	11	--

Regular Season

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
2005-6	6t	10	6-9
2004-5	5t	10	8-7
2003-4	7t	10	6-13
2002-3	3t	8	8-7
2001-2	5t	8	7-8
2000-1	2	8	12-3

Playoffs

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
2005-6	5	20	3-1
2004-5	12	20	2-4
2003-4	13	20	3-0
2002-3	9	16	4-3
2001-2	9	16	5-3
2000-1	3	16	4-2

QUIMBY

Bowling Green, OH

Ht: 5'11
Position: SG

HS: Bowling Green (OH)
College: Bowling Green '98

Nicknames
Que, Quimby, Que-Quiggs, Corporal Que, Keg
Favorite NBA Player
Patrick Ewing,
The ESCH
Que's IDOL

Favorite NBA Team
dirty New York Knicks
Likes
greasy hair, smelling butts, Natural Light
Dislikes
everyone and everything he doesn't know