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Michael JordanEd WachterRotisserie Chicken League
HAHA
Happy-Ass Hoops Association
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Standings & Statistics

1999-2000

1. HomeFries a la Gravy 171.0
2. Lampshade Dogs 167.0
3. Roy-Als with Cheese 156.0
4. Runnin' Toilets 154.0
5. Hounder Pounders 147.0
6. PCHS 140.0
7. Bare-Ass Circus Midgets 121.0
8. Repeat Offenders 104.0
9. Super Padz 90.5
10. Chum's Champs 90.0
11. 2 White Guys 86.5
12. Fat Watters 77.0
13. White-trash Wife-beaters 76.0
14. Xanadu 75.0
15. Talking Goats 69.0
16. Jewish Hoops Heroes 44.0

Points         Rebounds       Assists    
HomeFries a la Gravy 12356 48     HomeFries a la Gravy 5022 32   Lampshade Dogs 3055 32
Lampshade Dogs 12153 45     Lampshade Dogs 4930 30   PCHS 2932 30
Roy-Als with Cheese 11860 42     Runnin' Toilets 4852 28   HomeFries a la Gravy 2918 28
Runnin' Toilets 11569 39     Roy-Als with Cheese 4772 26   Hounder Pounders 2672 26
Bare-Ass Circus Midgets 11566 36     Bare-Ass Circus Midgets 4618 24   Runnin' Toilets 2549 24
PCHS 10847 33     Fat Watters 4616 22   Roy-Als with Cheese 2473 22
Hounder Pounders 10761 30     Hounder Pounders 4354 20   Repeat Offenders 2399 20
2 White Guys 10578 27     Chum's Champs 4271 18   Bare-Ass Circus Midgets 2312 18
Super Padz 10033 24     PCHS 4213 16   Super Padz 2248 16
Chum's Champs 9997 21     2 White Guys 4207 14   Chum's Champs 2204 14
White-trash Wife-beaters 9931 18     Xanadu 4165 12   2 White Guys 2200 12
Repeat Offenders 9759 15     Talking Goats 4080 10   White-trash Wife-beaters 2186 10
Xanadu 9362 12     Repeat Offenders 4067 8   Fat Watters 2071 8
Talking Goats 9279 9     White-trash Wife-beaters 4048 6   Talking Goats 1917 6
Fat Watters 8199 6     Jewish Hoops Heroes 3626 4   Xanadu 1742 4
Jewish Hoops Heroes 7901 3     Super Padz 3054 2   Jewish Hoops Heroes 1693 2
                       
3-Pointers         FG%       FT%    
Hounder Pounders 691 16     Talking Goats 0.4758 16   PCHS 0.7905 16
Roy-Als with Cheese 574 15     Repeat Offenders 0.4666 15   Jewish Hoops Heroes 0.7869 15
Super Padz 545 14     Xanadu 0.4643 14   Super Padz 0.7842 14
PCHS 533 12     Runnin' Toilets 0.4630 13   Repeat Offenders 0.7837 13
Bare-Ass Circus Midgets 533 12     HomeFries a la Gravy 0.4611 12   Roy-Als with Cheese 0.7790 12
White-trash Wife-beaters 533 12     Hounder Pounders 0.4607 11   Xanadu 0.7775 11
Repeat Offenders 511 10     Lampshade Dogs 0.4574 10   Chum's Champs 0.7734 10
Runnin' Toilets 495 9     Roy-Als with Cheese 0.4568 9   Lampshade Dogs 0.7690 9
Xanadu 470 8     Chum's Champs 0.4553 8   HomeFries a la Gravy 0.7667 8
Fat Watters 417 6.5     Bare-Ass Circus Midgets 0.4525 7   2 White Guys 0.7600 7
HomeFries a la Gravy 417 6.5     2 White Guys 0.4503 6   White-trash Wife-beaters 0.7469 6
Lampshade Dogs 403 5     PCHS 0.4474 5   Runnin' Toilets 0.7385 5
Chum's Champs 395 4     Jewish Hoops Heroes 0.4456 4   Bare-Ass Circus Midgets 0.7357 4
Jewish Hoops Heroes 370 3     White-trash Wife-beaters 0.4455 3   Talking Goats 0.7337 3
Talking Goats 347 2     Fat Watters 0.4362 2   Fat Watters 0.7274 2
2 White Guys 323 1     Super Padz 0.4353 1   Hounder Pounders 0.6849 1
                       
Assist/TO Ratio         Steals       Blocks    
Hounder Pounders 1.816 16     Lampshade Dogs 923 16   HomeFries a la Gravy 920 16
PCHS 1.742 15     Bare-Ass Circus Midgets 911 15   Talking Goats 761 15
Fat Watters 1.663 14     Hounder Pounders 898 14   Runnin' Toilets 667 14
Lampshade Dogs 1.652 13     Runnin' Toilets 879 13   Hounder Pounders 597 13
Super Padz 1.647 12     Roy-Als with Cheese 860 12   Roy-Als with Cheese 567 12
Repeat Offenders 1.623 11     Fat Watters 839 10.5   Xanadu 523 11
HomeFries a la Gravy 1.620 10     HomeFries a la Gravy 839 10.5   2 White Guys 519 10
Runnin' Toilets 1.479 9     White-trash Wife-beaters 784 9   Repeat Offenders 501 9
Jewish Hoops Heroes 1.472 8     Chum's Champs 782 8   PCHS 482 8
White-trash Wife-beaters 1.471 7     2 White Guys 776 6.5   Lampshade Dogs 458 7
Roy-Als with Cheese 1.416 6     Super Padz 776 6.5   Fat Watters 433 6
Chum's Champs 1.407 5     PCHS 748 5   White-trash Wife-beaters 431 5
Talking Goats 1.402 4     Talking Goats 746 4   Jewish Hoops Heroes 426 4
2 White Guys 1.351 3     Repeat Offenders 690 3   Bare-Ass Circus Midgets 422 3
Bare-Ass Circus Midgets 1.329 2     Xanadu 591 2   Chum's Champs 402 2
Xanadu 1.325 1     Jewish Hoops Heroes 564 1   Super Padz 332 1

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