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Michael JordanEd WachterRotisserie Chicken League
HAHA
Happy-Ass Hoops Association
Rotisserie Chicken LeagueEd WachterMichael Jordan
HAHA

HAHA All-Star Game
HAHA All-Star Game
February 18, 2007

DOGMEAT
146
WINNERS
118


MVP
Lebron
Kobe Bryant
HomeFries a la Gravy

OuttaTowners

coach: Roids, Roy-Als with Cheese

Player Team
FG
FGA
%
FT
FTA
%
3pt
Reb
Ast
TO
%
Stl
Blk
PTS
Stoudemire, A Talking Goats
14
22
0.636
1
1
0.000
0
9
3
1
3.000
1
2
29
Anthony, C Strobelite Honeys
10
15
0.667
0
0
0.000
0
9
1
0
1.000
1
0
20
Johnson, J Lampshade Dogs
5
9
0.556
0
0
0.000
2
1
2
1
2.000
1
0
12
Bosh, C Toes
5
7
0.714
1
2
0.500
0
7
1
0
0.000
0
0
11
Wade, D Strobelite Honeys
5
12
0.417
0
0
0.000
0
0
3
5
0.600
6
0
10
Nowitzki, D Jewish Hoops Heroes
4
9
0.444
0
0
0.000
1
5
2
0
0.000
0
0
9
Arenas, G Repeat Offenders
3
8
0.375
0
0
0.000
2
1
4
1
4.000
2
0
8
O'Neal, J Repeat Offenders
4
8
0.500
0
0
0.000
0
7
1
3
1.000
0
2
8
Garnett, K Roy-Als w/Cheese
3
8
0.375
1
2
0.000
0
6
4
1
4.000
2
1
7
Duncan, T PCHS
2
3
0.667
0
0
0.000
0
5
4
0
0.000
1
1
4
Total --
55
101
0.545
3
5
0.600
5
50
25
12
2.083
14
6
118

DownTowners

coach: Casser, BACM

Player Team
FG
FGA
%
FT
FTA
%
3pt
Reb
Ast
TO
%
Stl
Blk
PTS
Bryant, K HomeFries a la Gravy
13
24
0.542
2
2
0.000
3
5
6
4
1.500
6
0
31
James, L Five Times Dope
11
20
0.550
2
2
1.000
4
6
6
4
1.500
1
0
28
Howard, D Runnin' Toilets
10
14
0.714
0
5
0.000
0
12
1
3
0.333
0
1
20
Marion, S Fat Watters
9
15
0.600
0
0
0.000
0
8
4
2
0.000
2
0
18
Allen, R Runnin' Toilets
4
10
0.400
0
0
0.000
4
1
3
1
2.000
1
0
12
O'Neal, S Flaming Cajones
5
13
0.385
0
0
0.000
0
6
1
1
1.000
0
1
10
Billups, C Stoolly Pigeons
3
8
0.375
2
2
1.000
0
4
6
0
0.000
0
0
8
McGrady, T HomeFries a la Gravy
3
8
0.375
0
0
0.000
2
3
11
3
3.667
2
0
8
Carter, V Super Padz
3
7
0.429
0
0
0.000
1
1
2
1
2.000
0
0
7
Okur, M Impossible Dream
2
2
1.000
0
0
0.000
0
2
1
0
0.000
0
0
4
Total --
63
121
0.521
6
11
0.545
14
48
41
19
2.158
12
2
146


Voting

OuttaTowners

Starters
Ttl
^Garnett, K - Roy-Als w/Cheese
18
Arenas, G - Repeat Offenders
16
Wade, D - Strobelite Honeys
16
Nash, S - Talking Goats*
15
Nowitzki, D - Jewish Hoops Heroes
15
Bench
Duncan, T - PCHS
12
O'Neal, J - Repeat Offenders
8
Anthony, C - Strobelite Honeys
4
Bosh, C - Toes
4
Stoudemire, A - Talking Goats
4
Replacement  
Johnson, J - Lampshade Dogs
2
 
Camby, M - Chum's Champs
3
Iverson, A - Roy-Als w/Cheese
3
Paul, C - Hounder Pounders
3
Williams, D - Strobelite Honeys
3
Butler, C - Chum's Champs
2
Ming, Y - Lampshade Dogs
2
Artest, R - PCHS
1
Gasol, P - Lampshade Dogs
1
Howard, Jo - Toes
1
Jamison, A - Toes
1
Randolph, Z - Talking Goats
1
DownTowners

Starters
Ttl
^Bryant, K - HomeFries a la Gravy
18
James, L - Five Times Dope
16
Kidd, J - Rocky Dennis Express*
14
Howard, D - Runnin' Toilets
13
^^McGrady, T - HomeFries a la Gravy
10
Bench
Brand, E - Super Padz*
10
Marion, S - Fat Watters
10
Carter, V - Super Padz
9
Okur, M - Impossible Dream
6
Boozer, C - Fat Watters*
5
Replacement  
Allen, R - Runnin' Toilets
4
O'Neal, S - Stoolly Pigeons
2
Billups, C - Stoolly Pigeons
1
 
Davis, B - Impossible Dream
4
Iguodola, A - HomeFries a la Gravy
3
Miller, M - Rocky Dennis Express
3
Okafor, E - BACM
3
Redd, M - Five Times Dope
2
Hinrich, K - BACM
1
Wallace, G - Super Padz
1

9 of 20 GMs voted - 2pts for starter, 1pt for reserve
Top 10 go to the All Star Game
* Won't be playing in the real All-Star game
^ Unanimous Selection
^^ Earned Starter by virtue of more Starter votes
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