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Standings & Schedule

2005-6

Standings - Final

Rnk Team
W
L
Pct
Play
W
L
Pct
Reg
W
L
Pct
1 Super Padz
15
3
0.833
1
3
0
1.000
1t
12
3
0.800
2 Roy-Als w/Cheese
14
4
0.778
2
2
1
0.667
1
12
3
0.800
3 Lampshade Dogs
13
5
0.722
3
2
1
0.667
2
11
4
0.733
4 HomeFries
13
5
0.722
4
1
2
0.333
1t
12
3
0.800
5 Rocky Dennis Express
13
7
0.650
9
2
3
0.400
2
11
4
0.733
6 Jewish Hoops
12
8
0.600
6
3
2
0.600
3t
9
6
0.600
7 Five Times Dope
11
10
0.524
8
3
3
0.500
4t
8
7
0.533
8 Hounder Pounders
12
9
0.571
11
3
3
0.500
3t
9
6
0.600
9 Runnin' Toilets
9
10
0.474
5
3
1
0.750
6t
6
9
0.400
10 Repeat Offenders
9
11
0.450
7
3
2
0.600
6t
6
9
0.400
11 Toes
9
9
0.500
10
0
3
0.000
3t
9
6
0.600
12 Impossible Dream
9
11
0.450
12
1
4
0.200
4t
8
7
0.533
13 Flaming Cajones
9
9
0.500
13
3
0
1.000
6t
6
9
0.400
14 PCHS
8
10
0.444
15
2
1
0.667
6t
6
9
0.400
15 Talking Goats
8
10
0.444
17
2
1
0.667
6t
6
9
0.400
16 Strobelite Honeys
7
11
0.389
16
1
2
0.333
6t
6
9
0.400
17 Chum's Champs
7
11
0.389
14
2
1
0.667
10
5
10
0.333
18 Fat Watters
5
13
0.278
18
1
2
0.333
8
4
11
0.267
19 Stoolly Pigeons
4
14
0.222
19
1
2
0.333
9
3
12
0.200
20 Bare-ass Midgets
1
17
0.056
20
0
3
0.000
10
1
14
0.067

Overall Stats

Team
W
L
Pct
GB
Pf-Pa
PF
hi
low
PA
hi
low
Wstk
Lstk
+win
-loss
vs OT
vs DT
HomeFries
13
5
0.722
-2
11.7
114.4
141
95
102.7
139
74
5
1
59
-18
6
2
7
3
Lampshade Dogs
13
5
0.722
-2
15.3
113.8
139
91
98.6
132
73
7
2
47
-11
8
2
5
3
Super Padz
15
3
0.833
-
9.8
112.1
139
79
102.3
138
80
5
1
41
-17
8
1
7
2
Roy-Als w/Cheese
14
4
0.778
-1
15.4
112.1
138
84
96.6
139
72
6
2
44
-21
8
2
6
2
Five Times Dope
11
10
0.524
-5.5
6.4
105.7
129
85
99.3
121
76
4
2
48
-20
3
7
8
3
Rocky Dennis Express
13
7
0.650
-3
7.5
102.7
116
84
95.2
130
77
4
3
34
-36
5
4
8
3
Jewish Hoops
12
8
0.600
-4
5.4
100.8
120
79
95.4
118
66
7
2
33
-33
9
2
3
6
Flaming Cajones
9
9
0.500
-6
2.1
97.8
113
81
95.7
122
70
3
3
35
-23
5
3
4
6
Repeat Offenders
9
11
0.450
-7
4.4
97.1
130
66
92.7
136
38
3
5
54
-35
4
8
5
3
Hounder Pounders
12
9
0.571
-4.5
-0.6
96.5
119
78
97.1
129
75
3
2
29
-41
6
5
6
4
Runnin' Toilets
9
10
0.474
-6.5
-1.2
96.0
117
77
97.2
121
78
3
4
24
-27
3
5
6
5
PCHS
8
10
0.444
-7
-2.2
94.7
110
75
96.9
113
84
2
4
26
-35
4
6
4
4
Impossible Dream
9
11
0.450
-7
-4.6
94.4
122
79
99.1
132
77
5
5
24
-36
5
4
4
7
Strobelite Honeys
7
11
0.389
-8
-3.6
94.1
115
72
97.7
128
61
2
3
32
-44
4
7
3
4
Talking Goats
8
10
0.444
-7
-4.7
91.5
109
38
96.2
121
71
2
5
34
-54
2
8
6
2
Fat Watters
5
13
0.278
-10
-9.3
90.9
108
76
100.2
130
75
2
5
12
-46
1
7
4
6
Toes
9
10
0.474
-6.5
-7.2
89.3
104
75
96.4
124
63
5
5
39
-43
4
6
5
4
Bare-ass Midgets
1
17
0.056
-14
-15.2
83.9
97
68
99.1
129
78
1
16
2
-48
1
7
0
10
Chum's Champs
7
11
0.389
-8
-12.6
83.3
105
63
95.9
121
78
2
7
20
-47
4
7
3
4
Stoolly Pigeons
4
14
0.222
-11
-15.4
80.6
100
61
96.0
141
68
1
9
10
-59
0
6
4
8

Standings - Regular Season

OuttaTowners
Rnk Team
W
L
Pct
GB
Stk
Pf-Pa
PF
hi
low
PA
hi
low
Wstk
Lstk
+win
-loss
vs OT
vs DT
1 Roy-Als w/Cheese
12
3
0.800
--
W4
18.5
108.7
121
84
90.3
105
72
4
2
44
-21
7
2
5
1
2 Lampshade Dogs
11
4
0.733
-1
W3
17.5
110.7
136
91
93.3
112
73
7
2
47
-11
8
1
3
3
3t Jewish Hoops
9
6
0.600
-3
W6
4.8
99.7
120
79
94.9
118
75
6
2
24
-33
7
2
2
4
3t Hounder Pounders
9
6
0.600
-3
L1
0.0
96.0
119
78
96.0
129
75
3
2
27
-41
6
3
3
3
3t Toes
9
6
0.600
-3
L1
-3.3
91.9
104
75
95.1
124
63
5
4
39
-43
4
5
5
1
6t Repeat Offenders
6
9
0.400
-6
W1
6.1
98.1
130
80
91.9
136
38
3
5
54
-35
2
7
4
2
6t Strobelite Honeys
6
9
0.400
-6
L3
-3.1
96.1
115
72
99.1
128
61
2
3
32
-44
4
5
2
4
6t PCHS
6
9
0.400
-6
W1
-2.7
94.7
105
75
97.5
112
84
2
4
21
-24
3
6
3
3
6t Talking Goats
6
9
0.400
-6
L4
-6.6
92.7
109
38
99.3
121
71
2
4
34
-54
2
7
4
2
10 Chum's Champs
5
10
0.333
-7
L7
-14.1
82.8
105
63
96.9
121
78
2
7
20
-47
2
7
3
3
DownTowners
Rnk Team
W
L
Pct
GB
Stk
Pf-Pa
PF
hi
low
PA
hi
low
Wstk
Lstk
+win
-loss
vs OT
vs DT
1t Super Padz*
12
3
0.800
--
W2
10.1
108.5
132
79
98.4
114
80
5
1
41
-17
5
1
7
2
1t HomeFries
12
3
0.800
--
L1
14.1
112.7
141
95
98.6
121
74
5
1
59
-18
5
1
7
2
3 Rocky Dennis Express
11
4
0.733
-1
W1
6.5
100.5
115
84
93.9
130
78
4
1
34
-36
4
2
7
2
4t Five Times Dope
8
7
0.533
-4
W3
7.1
103.6
129
85
96.5
112
78
3
2
48
-20
2
4
6
3
4t Impossible Dream
8
7
0.533
-4
L4
-1.5
97.2
122
79
98.7
132
77
5
4
24
-36
4
2
4
5
6t Runnin' Toilets
6
9
0.400
-6
W2
-2.8
96.3
117
77
99.1
121
78
2
4
21
-23
1
5
5
4
6t Flaming Cajones
6
9
0.400
-6
L1
-3.7
95.7
111
81
99.3
122
74
2
3
26
-23
3
3
3
6
8 Fat Watters
4
11
0.267
-8
L2
-10.0
92.9
108
78
102.9
130
81
2
5
12
-46
1
5
3
6
9 Stoolly Pigeons
3
12
0.200
-9
W1
-16.8
81.9
100
61
98.7
141
75
1
9
7
-59
-
6
3
6
10 Bare-ass Midgets
1
14
0.067
-11
L13
-16.3
86.3
97
74
102.5
129
82
1
13
2
-48
1
5
-
9

(Wstk/Lstk is the longest win/lose streak of the year; +win/-loss is the largest margin of victory/loss)
* Super Padz defeated HomeFries in Head-to-Head to win tiebreaker for #2 playoff seed.



Schedule

Week 1
Nov 1 - Nov 6
boxscore
Week 2
Nov7 - Nov 13
boxscore
Week 3
Nov 14 - Nov 20
boxscore
Week 4
Nov 21 - Nov 27
boxscore
Week 5
Nov 28 - Dec 4
boxscore

Jewish Hoops - 104
HomeFries - 113

Strobelite Honeys - 78
Rocky Dennis Express - 96

Repeat Offenders - 103
Bare-Ass Midgets - 82

Lampshade Dogs - 96
Flaming Cajones - 104

Talking Goats - 105
Fat Watters - 97

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 121
Runnin' Toilets - 99

Chum's Champs - 80
Super Padz - 121

PCHS - 104
Stoolly Pigeons - 86

Hounder Pounders - 82
Five Times Dope - 97

Toes - 91
Impossible Dream - 83

Jewish Hoops - 82
Bare-Ass Midgets - 84

Strobelite Honeys - 100
Flaming Cajones - 84

Repeat Offenders - 95
HomeFries - 108

Lampshade Dogs - 91
Rocky Dennis Express - 102

Talking Goats - 93
Runnin' Toilets - 82

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 110
Fat Watters - 85

Chum's Champs - 96
Stoolly Pigeons - 79

PCHS - 92
Super Padz - 99

Hounder Pounders - 89
Impossible Dream - 100

Toes - 92
Five Times Dope - 86

Jewish Hoops - 92
Fat Watters - 78

Strobelite Honeys - 97
Runnin' Toilets - 117

Repeat Offenders - 90
Impossible Dream - 98

Lampshade Dogs - 99
Super Padz - 98

Talking Goats - 89
HomeFries - 117

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 110
Rocky Dennis Express - 84

Chum's Champs - 92
Flaming Cajones - 84

PCHS - 98
Five Times Dope - 97

Hounder Pounders - 102
Stoolly Pigeons - 75

Toes - 99
Bare-Ass Midgets - 90

Jewish Hoops - 87
Super Padz - 97

Strobelite Honeys - 93
Stoolly Pigeons - 61

Repeat Offenders - 130
Fat Watters - 84

Lampshade Dogs - 101
Five Times Dope - 103

Talking Goats - 109
Bare-Ass Midgets - 94

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 107
Impossible Dream - 104

Chum's Champs - 74
HomeFries - 98

PCHS - 98
Rocky Dennis Express - 112

Hounder Pounders - 99
Flaming Cajones - 83

Toes - 104
Runnin' Toilets - 87

Jewish Hoops - 105
Five Times Dope - 100

Strobelite Honeys -101
Impossible Dream - 104

Repeat Offenders - 82
Stoolly Pigeons - 72

Lampshade Dogs - 106
Runnin' Toilets - 87

Talking Goats - 86
Super Padz - 94

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 99
Flaming Cajones - 100

Chum's Champs - 105
Fat Watters - 85

PCHS - 102
Bare-Ass Midgets - 97

Hounder Pounders - 119
HomeFries - 105

Toes - 88
Rocky Dennis Express - 85

Week 6
Dec 5 - Dec 11
boxscore
Week 7
Dec 12 - Dec 18
boxscore
Week 8
Dec 19 - 25
boxscore
Week 9
Dec 26 - Jan 1
boxscore
Week 10
Jan 2- Jan 8
boxscore

Jewish Hoops - 92
Impossible Dream - 102

Strobelite Honeys - 108
Super Padz - 116

Repeat Offenders - 100
Runnin' Toilets - 77

Lampshade Dogs - 103
Stoolly Pigeons - 80

Talking Goats - 99
Five Times Dope - 96

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 109
Bare-Ass Midgets - 84

Chum's Champs - 92
Rocky Dennis Express - 101

PCHS - 95
Flaming Cajones - 111

Hounder Pounders - 88
Fat Watters - 90

Toes - 104
HomeFries - 124

Jewish Hoops - 92
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 118

Strobelite Honeys - 94
Toes - 92

Chum's Champs - 83
Repeat Offenders - 80

Hounder Pounders - 103
Talking Goats - 89

PCHS - 88
Lampshade Dogs - 107

Stoolly Pigeons - 82
HomeFries - 141

Fat Watters - 104
Super Padz - 103

Bare-Ass Midgets - 77
Impossible Dream - 101

Runnin' Toilets - 92
Rocky Dennis Express - 107

Flaming Cajones - 92
Five Times Dope - 115


Strobelite Honeys - 72
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 116

Jewish Hoops - 116
Toes - 91

Lampshade Dogs - 136
Repeat Offenders - 101

PCHS - 99
Talking Goats - 103

Chum's Champs - 88
Hounder Pounders - 78

Fat Watters - 108
HomeFries - 112

Stoolly Pigeons - 100
Super Padz - 120

Flaming Cajones - 104
Impossible Dream - 122

Five Times Dope - 87
Rocky Dennis Express - 103

Bare-Ass Midgets - 83
Runnin' Toilets - 104


Chum's Champs - 87
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 109

Hounder Pounders - 102
Toes - 88

PCHS - 101
Repeat Offenders - 106

Strobelite Honeys - 115
Talking Goats - 107

Jewish Hoops - 79
Lampshade Dogs - 112

Bare-Ass Midgets - 94
HomeFries - 95

Runnin' Toilets - 108
Super Padz - 110

Five Times Dope - 85
Impossible Dream - 105

Fat Watters - 106
Rocky Dennis Express - 115

Stoolly Pigeons - 79
Flaming Cajones - 91


Hounder Pounders - 104
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 95

Chum's Champs - 63
Toes - 102

Jewish Hoops - 118
Repeat Offenders - 95

Lampshade Dogs - 109
Talking Goats - 104

Strobelite Honeys - 89
PCHS - 94

Runnin' Toilets - 95
HomeFries - 109

Bare-Ass Midgets - 94
Super Padz - 111

Stoolly Pigeons - 93
Impossible Dream - 88

Flaming Cajones - 99
Rocky Dennis Express - 93

Fat Watters - 97
Five Times Dope - 121


Week 11
Jan 9 - Jan 15
boxscore
Week 12
Jan 16 - Jan 22
boxscore
Week 13
Jan 23 - Jan 29
boxscore
Week 14
Jan 30 - Feb 5
boxscore
Week 15
Feb 6 - Feb 12
boxscore

PCHS - 105
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 84

Lampshade Dogs - 119
Toes - 76

Strobelite Honeys - 115
Repeat Offenders - 105

Chum's Champs - 71
Talking Goats - 105

Jewish Hoops - 120
Hounder Pounders - 97

Five Times Dope - 121
HomeFries - 103

Flaming Cajones - 108
Super Padz - 119

Fat Watters - 99
Impossible Dream - 105

Bare-Ass Midgets - 96
Rocky Dennis Express - 111

Stoolly Pigeons - 84
Runnin' Toilets - 100

Lampshade Dogs - 105
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 112

PCHS - 88
Toes - 94

Hounder Pounders - 101
Repeat Offenders - 100

Jewish Hoops - 108
Talking Goats - 94

Strobelite Honeys - 99
Chum's Champs - 68

Flaming Cajones - 93
HomeFries - 113

Five Times Dope - 104
Super Padz - 112

Runnin' Toilets - 100
Impossible Dream - 80

Stoolly Pigeons - 84
Rocky Dennis Express - 95

Fat Watters - 101
Bare-Ass Midgets - 89

Repeat Offenders - 76
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 105

Talking Goats - 88
Toes - 92

Strobelite Honeys - 104
Lampshade Dogs - 128

PCHS - 88
Hounder Pounders - 92

Jewish Hoops - 98
Chum's Champs - 84

Impossible Dream - 91
HomeFries - 108

Rocky Dennis Express - 96
Super Padz - 79

Fat Watters - 91
Flaming Cajones - 81

Runnin' Toilets - 99
Five Times Dope - 113

Stoolly Pigeons - 82
Bare-Ass Midgets - 75

Talking Goats - 82
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 121

Toes - 90
Repeat Offenders - 87

Chum's Champs - 73
Lampshade Dogs - 120

Jewish Hoops - 99
PCHS - 75

Hounder Pounders - 96
Strobelite Honeys - 93

Rocky Dennis Express - 94
HomeFries - 130

Impossible Dream - 96
Super Padz - 132

Bare-Ass Midgets - 74
Flaming Cajones - 100

Stoolly Pigeons - 81
Five Times Dope - 106

Fat Watters - 78
Runnin' Toilets - 94


Toes - 75
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 115

Talking Goats - 38
Repeat Offenders - 92

Hounder Pounders - 88
Lampshade Dogs - 129

Chum's Champs - 86
PCHS - 94

Jewish Hoops - 103
Strobelite Honeys - 83

Super Padz - 116
HomeFries - 114

Rocky Dennis Express - 113
Impossible Dream - 79

Runnin' Toilets - 103
Flaming Cajones - 101

Five Times Dope - 129
Bare-Ass Midgets - 81

Stoolly Pigeons - 93
Fat Watters - 90


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