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Standings & Schedule

2004-5

Standings - Final

Rnk Team
W
L
Pct
Play
W
L
Pct
Reg
W
L
Pct
1 HomeFries
14
4
0.778
1
3
0
1.000
3t
11
4
0.733
2 Jewish Hoops
17
2
0.895
5
3
1
0.750
1
14
1
0.933
3 Strobelite Honeys
15
3
0.833
3
2
1
0.667
2
13
2
0.867
4 Rocky Dennis Express
13
7
0.650
7
3
2
0.600
6t
10
5
0.667
5 Repeat Offenders
13
7
0.650
8
2
3
0.400
3t
11
4
0.733
6 Bare-ass Midgets
13
7
0.650
11
2
3
0.400
3t
11
4
0.733
7 Flaming Cajones
11
8
0.579
2
3
1
0.750
10t
8
7
0.533
8 Lampshade Dogs
11
8
0.579
6
2
2
0.500
8t
9
6
0.600
9 Fat Watters
11
8
0.579
4
2
2
0.500
8t
9
6
0.600
10 Talking Goats
10
9
0.526
10
0
4
0.000
6t
10
5
0.667
11 Roy-Als w/Cheese
9
11
0.450
9
2
3
0.400
12t
7
8
0.467
12 Runnin' Toilets
10
11
0.476
12
2
4
0.333
10t
8
7
0.533
13 Super Padz
8
10
0.444
13
3
0
1.000
14
5
10
0.333
14 Chum's Champs
9
9
0.500
15
2
1
0.667
12t
7
8
0.467
15 WTWB
6
12
0.333
14
2
1
0.667
15t
4
11
0.267
16 Five Times Dope
5
13
0.278
16
1
2
0.333
15t
4
11
0.267
17 Impossible Dream
5
13
0.278
17
2
1
0.667
17t
3
12
0.200
18 PCHS
3
15
0.167
18
1
2
0.333
19
2
13
0.133
19 Hounder Pounders
3
15
0.167
20
0
3
0.000
17t
3
12
0.200
20 Toes
2
16
0.111
19
1
2
0.333
20
1
14
0.067


Overall Stats

Team
W
L
Pct
GB
Pf-Pa
PF
hi
low
PA
hi
low
Wstk
Lstk
+win
-loss
vs OT
vs DT
Jewish Hoops
17
2
0.895
--
17.3
114.3
129
92
97.0
116
70
12
1
38
-11
10
1
7
1
Flaming Cajones
11
8
0.579
-6.0
6.4
108.7
135
92
102.3
126
69
4
2
45
-27
5
3
6
5
Lampshade Dogs
11
8
0.579
-6.0
9.2
105.7
123
83
96.6
125
69
4
2
42
-31
7
4
4
4
Rocky Dennis Express
13
7
0.650
-4.5
10.8
105.6
143
70
94.8
132
64
6
4
64
-38
4
5
9
2
HomeFries
14
4
0.778
-2.5
7.7
105.5
136
90
97.8
121
53
6
2
39
-26
7
0
7
4
Roy-Als w/Cheese
9
11
0.450
-8.5
0.8
105.2
130
49
104.5
131
70
3
3
38
-76
5
7
4
4
Strobelite Honeys
15
3
0.833
-1.5
10.4
103.9
125
78
93.6
117
49
7
1
76
-32
8
1
7
2
Runnin' Toilets
10
11
0.476
-8.0
1.7
103.3
132
85
101.6
122
75
4
2
44
-35
3
6
7
5
Repeat Offenders
13
7
0.650
-4.5
3.9
102.9
131
85
99.1
143
72
7
4
28
-30
6
6
7
1
Fat Watters
11
8
0.579
-6.0
-0.7
102.8
125
86
103.5
135
65
5
3
31
-26
4
5
7
3
Bare-ass Midgets
13
7
0.650
-4.5
3.3
102.3
123
84
99.0
132
62
4
2
28
-36
4
3
9
4
Chum's Champs
9
9
0.500
-7.5
1.4
98.4
119
83
96.9
115
73
3
2
31
-27
5
5
4
4
Talking Goats
10
9
0.526
-7.0
0.9
97.9
121
79
97.0
123
72
3
4
30
-37
6
5
4
4
Five Times Dope
5
13
0.278
-11.5
-5.4
97.7
122
72
103.1
130
79
1
4
28
-37
3
5
2
8
Super Padz
8
10
0.444
-8.5
-4.5
94.1
107
78
98.6
136
79
3
3
22
-33
3
4
5
6
WTWB
6
12
0.333
-10.5
-10.3
92.6
116
64
102.9
128
79
2
8
18
-64
4
3
2
9
Impossible Dream
5
13
0.278
-11.5
-10.6
88.5
115
65
99.1
126
70
2
9
37
-41
4
4
1
9
PCHS
3
15
0.167
-13.5
-14.9
83.8
105
70
98.7
125
75
1
8
10
-44
3
7
0
8
Hounder Pounders
3
15
0.167
-13.5
-13.3
81.3
101
69
94.6
115
71
2
10
15
-38
2
9
1
6
Toes
2
16
0.111
-14.5
-18.0
76.8
98
53
94.8
114
70
1
9
10
-45
2
9
0
7


Standings - Regular Season

OuttaTowners
Rnk Team
W
L
Pct
GB
Stk
Pf-Pa
PF
hi
low
PA
hi
low
Wstk
Lstk
+win
-loss
vs OT
vs DT
1 Jewish Hoops
14
1
0.933
--
W2
19.3
114.2
128
92
94.9
116
70
12
1
38
-11
8
1
6
0
2 Strobelite Honeys
13
2
0.867
-1
W6
11.1
102.7
125
78
91.7
117
49
6
1
76
-32
8
1
5
1
3 Repeat Offenders
11
4
0.733
-3
L2
7.5
102.1
131
85
94.5
123
72
7
2
28
-21
5
4
6
0
4 Talking Goats
10
5
0.667
-4
W3
7.5
101.2
121
79
93.7
123
72
3
2
30
-32
6
3
4
2
5 Lampshade Dogs
9
6
0.600
-5
W4
10.5
105.3
123
83
94.9
124
69
4
2
42
-31
6
3
3
3
6t Roy-Als w/Cheese
7
8
0.467
-7
L3
0.8
104.5
130
49
103.7
131
70
3
3
38
-76
3
6
4
2
6t Chum's Champs
7
8
0.467
-7
L1
-0.1
98.0
113
83
98.1
115
78
3
2
31
-27
4
5
3
3
8 Hounder Pounders
3
12
0.200
-11
L2
-12.7
82.4
101
69
95.1
115
71
2
10
15
-38
2
7
1
5
9 PCHS
2
13
0.133
-12
W1
-14.6
84.5
105
72
99.1
125
75
1
8
6
-44
2
7
0
6
10 Toes
1
14
0.067
-13
L7
-20.6
76.5
98
53
97.1
114
76
1
7
1
-45
1
8
0
6
DownTowners
Rnk Team
W
L
Pct
GB
Stk
Pf-Pa
PF
hi
low
PA
hi
low
Wstk
Lstk
+win
-loss
vs OT
vs DT
1t Bare-ass Midgets
11
4
0.733
--
W4
8.8
103.8
123
84
95.0
132
62
4
1
28
-36
4
2
7
2
1t HomeFries
11
4
0.733
--
L2
6.1
102.9
136
90
96.8
120
53
6
2
39
-26
6
0
5
4
3 Rocky Dennis Express
10
5
0.667
-1
W6
9.7
101.9
132
70
92.2
108
64
6
4
64
-38
2
4
8
1
4 Fat Watters
9
6
0.600
-2
W3
0.0
101.0
112
86
101.0
135
65
3
3
31
-26
2
4
7
2
5t Flaming Cajones
8
7
0.533
-3
W1
6.1
106.5
135
92
100.3
123
69
2
2
45
-27
3
3
5
4
5t Runnin' Toilets
8
7
0.533
-3
W1
3.3
103.2
120
85
99.9
122
75
4
2
44
-35
2
4
6
3
7 Super Padz
5
10
0.333
-6
L1
-7.9
93.2
107
78
101.1
136
79
1
3
20
-33
2
4
3
6
8t Five Times Dope
4
11
0.267
-7
L4
-7.3
96.5
122
72
103.8
130
81
1
4
21
-37
2
4
2
7
8t WTWB
4
11
0.267
-7
L1
-13.2
92.8
116
64
106.0
128
79
1
8
18
-64
3
3
1
8
10 Impossible Dream
3
12
0.200
-8
L8
-14.2
87.9
115
65
102.1
126
79
1
8
21
-41
2
4
1
8

(Wstk/Lstk is the longest win/lose streak of the year; +win/-loss is the largest margin of victory/loss)


Schedule

Week 1
Nov 2 - Nov 7
boxscore
Week 2
Nov 8 - Nov 14
boxscore
Week 3
Nov 15 - Nov 21
boxscore
Week 4
Nov 22 - Nov 28
boxscore
Week 5
Nov 29 - Dec 5
boxscore

WTWB - 116 (1)
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 114 (3)

Impossible Dream - 115 (2)
Lampshade Dogs - 94 (11)

Super Padz - 78 (19)
Talking Goats - 88 (13)

Bare-Ass Midgets - 84 (16)
Jewish Hoops - 92 (12)

HomeFries - 109 (5)
PCHS - 102 (7)

Fat Watters - 86 (14)
Hounder Pounders - 101 (8)

Runnin' Toilets - 96 (9)
Strobelite Honeys - 104 (6)

Flaming Cajones - 110 (4)
Chum's Champs - 83 (18)

Rocky Dennis Express - 96 (10)
Toes - 65 (20)

Five Times Dope - 83 (17)
Repeat Offenders - 85 (15)

Super Padz - 85 (17)
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 103 (6)

Bare-Ass Midgets - 105 (3)
Lampshade Dogs - 92 (10)

WTWB - 72 (19)
Talking Goats - 97 (8)

Impossible Dream - 92 (12)
Jewish Hoops - 126 (1)

Fat Watters - 103 (5)
PCHS - 100 (7)

HomeFries - 90 (15)
Hounder Pounders - 86 (16)

Flaming Cajones - 92 (11)
Strobelite Honeys - 114 (2)

Runnin' Toilets - 104 (4)
Chum's Champs - 84 (18)

Five Times Dope - 92 (13)
Toes - 91 (14)

Rocky Dennis Express - 72 (20)
Repeat Offenders - 97 (9)

HomeFries - 98 (9)
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 93 (11)

Fat Watters - 98 (8)
Lampshade Dogs - 101 (6)

Five Times Dope - 91 (12)
Talking Goats - 121 (1)

Runnin' Toilets - 85 (17)
Jewish Hoops - 107 (5)

WTWB - 108 (3)
PCHS - 90 (13)

Impossible Dream - 89 (15)
Hounder Pounders - 79 (19)

Bare-Ass Midgets - 95 (10)
Strobelite Honeys - 98 (7)

Rocky Dennis Express - 87 (16)
Chum's Champs - 90 (14)

Flaming Cajones - 114 (2)
Toes - 69 (20)

Super Padz - 80 (18)
Repeat Offenders - 108 (4)

Runnin' Toilets - 99 (6)
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 103 (4)

Flaming Cajones - 94 (9)
Lampshade Dogs - 83 (16)

HomeFries - 96 (7)
Talking Goats - 95 (8)

Rocky Dennis Express - 81 (19)
Jewish Hoops - 105 (3)

Super Padz - 93 (10)
PCHS - 84 (15)

Five Times Dope - 91 (11)
Hounder Pounders - 81 (18)

WTWB - 86 (14)
Strobelite Honeys - 111 (1)

Impossible Dream - 81 (17)
Chum's Champs - 110 (2)

Bare-Ass Midgets - 90 (13)
Toes - 62 (20)

Fat Watters - 90 (12)
Repeat Offenders - 102 (5)

Rocky Dennis Express - 70 (6)
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 108 (20)

Five Times Dope - 74 (19)
Lampshade Dogs - 111 (5)

Flaming Cajones - 93 (11)
Talking Goats - 120 (2)

Fat Watters - 112 (4)
Jewish Hoops - 128 (1)

Runnin' Toilets - 119 (3)
PCHS - 75 (18)

Bare-Ass Midgets - 101 (9)
Hounder Pounders - 75 (17)

HomeFries - 90 (13)
Strobelite Honeys - 87 (14)

Super Padz - 90 (12)
Chum's Champs - 102 (8)

WTWB - 94 (10)
Toes - 79 (16)

Impossible Dream - 84 (15)
Repeat Offenders - 103 (7)

Week 6
Dec 6 - Dec 12
boxscore
Week 7
Dec 13 - Dec 19
boxscore
Week 8
Dec 20 - 26
boxscore
Week 9
Dec 27 - Jan 2
boxscore
Week 10
Jan 3 - Jan 9
boxscore

Five Times Dope - 109 (5)
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 130 (1)

Runnin' Toilets - 92 (12)
Lampshade Dogs - 105 (7)

Fat Watters - 109 (3)
Talking Goats - 104 (8)

Flaming Cajones - 99 (11)
Jewish Hoops - 109 (4)

Rocky Dennis Express - 90 (16)
PCHS - 82 (19)

Super Padz - 103 (10)
Hounder Pounders - 83 (18)

Impossible Dream - 90 (15)
Strobelite Honeys - 91 (14)

Bare-Ass Midgets - 110 (2)
Chum's Champs - 103 (9)

HomeFries - 92 (13)
Toes - 53 (20)

WTWB - 88 (17)
Repeat Offenders - 106 (6)

Toes - 70 (20)
Jewish Hoops - 108 (6)

PCHS - 75 (19)
Repeat Offenders - 98 (14)

Hounder Pounders - 80 (17)
Strobelite Honeys - 87 (16)

Chum's Champs - 113 (2)
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 111 (4)

Lampshade Dogs - 102 (11)
Talking Goats - 112 (3)

Rocky Dennis Express - 117 (1)
HomeFries - 104 (8)

Super Padz - 79 (18)
Bare-Ass Midgets - 106 (7)

Five Times Dope - 99 (13)
Flaming Cajones - 102 (10)

Impossible Dream - 99 (12)
WTWB - 90 (15)

Fat Watters - 109 (5)
Runnin' Toilets - 103 (9)

PCHS - 94 (18)
Jewish Hoops - 125 (4)

Toes - 98 (15)
Repeat Offenders - 97 (16)

Talking Goats - 108 (11)
Strobelite Honeys - 123 (6)

Lampshade Dogs - 93 (19)
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 124 (5)

Chum's Champs - 109 (9)
Hounder Pounders - 78 (20)

Super Padz - 105 (12)
HomeFries - 136 (1)

Rocky Dennis Express - 132 (3)
Bare-Ass Midgets - 96 (17)

Fat Watters - 109 (8)
Flaming Cajones - 135 (2)

Runnin' Toilets - 108 (10)
WTWB - 100 (14)

Impossible Dream - 101 (13)
Five Times Dope - 122 (7)

Hounder Pounders - 81 (19)
Jewish Hoops - 115 (2)

Chum's Champs - 104 (8)
Repeat Offenders - 105 (6)

Lampshade Dogs - 117 (1)
Strobelite Honeys - 85 (17)

PCHS - 105 (4)
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 99 (11)

Toes - 79 (20)
Talking Goats - 88 (15)

Five Times Dope - 104 (7)
HomeFries - 105 (3)

Impossible Dream - 85 (16)
Bare-Ass Midgets - 105 (5)

Runnin' Toilets - 104 (9)
Flaming Cajones - 97 (12)

Super Padz - 102 (10)
WTWB - 83 (18)

Rocky Dennis Express - 91 (14)
Fat Watters - 96 (13)

Chum's Champs - 99 (10)
Jewish Hoops - 115 (1)

Hounder Pounders - 84 (17)
Repeat Offenders - 88 (15)

Toes - 87 (16)
Strobelite Honeys - 100 (9)

Talking Goats - 109 (4)
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 108 (5)

PCHS - 74 (20)
Lampshade Dogs - 114 (3)

Impossible Dream - 81 (18)
HomeFries - 96 (13)

Five Times Dope - 97 (12)
Bare-Ass Midgets - 107 (6)

Rocky Dennis Express - 114 (2)
Flaming Cajones - 100 (8)

Fat Watters - 99 (11)
WTWB - 81 (19)

Super Padz - 88 (14)
Runnin' Toilets - 103 (7)

Week 11
Jan 10 - Jan 16
boxscore
Week 12
Jan 17 - Jan 23
boxscore
Week 13
Jan 24 - Jan 30
boxscore
Week 14
Jan 31 - Feb 6
boxscore
Week 15
Feb 7 - Feb 13
boxscore

Lampshade Dogs - 116 (4)
Jewish Hoops - 117 (3)

Talking Goats - 79 (18)
Repeat Offenders - 99 (10)

PCHS - 76 (20)
Strobelite Honeys - 78 (19)

Hounder Pounders - 85 (17)
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 93 (14)

Toes - 88 (16)
Chum's Champs - 106 (8)

Runnin' Toilets - 120 (2)
HomeFries - 94 (13)

Fat Watters - 112 (6)
Bare-Ass Midgets - 110 (7)

Super Padz - 91 (15)
Flaming Cajones - 124 (1)

Five Times Dope - 114 (5)
WTWB - 95 (12)

Rocky Dennis Express - 103 (9)
Impossible Dream - 97 (11)

Talking Goats - 84 (17)
Jewish Hoops - 116 (4)

Lampshade Dogs - 123 (2)
Repeat Offenders - 102 (10)

Chum's Champs - 98 (12)
Strobelite Honeys - 102 (11)

Toes - 90 (15)
Roy-Als w/Cheese - 106 (8)

PCHS - 82 (18)
Hounder Pounders - 85 (16)

Fat Watters - 95 (13)
HomeFries - 119 (3)

Runnin' Toilets - 104 (9)
Bare-Ass Midgets - 112 (5)

Impossible Dream - 69 (19)
Flaming Cajones - 110 (6)

Rocky Dennis Express - 128 (1)
WTWB - 64 (20)

Super Padz - 107 (7)
Five Times Dope - 95 (14)

Strobelite Honeys - 113 (3)
Jewish Hoops - 102 (12)

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 115 (2)
Repeat Offenders - 131 (1)

PCHS - 72 (19)
Talking Goats - 97 (14)

Chum's Champs - 91 (17)
Lampshade Dogs - 109 (6)

Toes - 71 (20)
Hounder Pounders - 85 (18)

Flaming Cajones - 102 (11)
HomeFries - 111 (5)

WTWB - 96 (15)
Bare-Ass Midgets - 113 (4)

Super Padz - 103 (10)
Fat Watters - 104 (9)

Impossible Dream - 91 (16)
Runnin' Toilets - 107 (7)

Rocky Dennis Express - 107 (8)
Five Times Dope - 97 (13)

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 112 (8)
Jewish Hoops - 128 (1)

Strobelite Honeys - 123 (3)
Repeat Offenders - 109 (10)

Hounder Pounders - 84 (16)
Talking Goats - 115 (5)

Toes - 71 (20)
Lampshade Dogs - 113 (6)

PCHS - 81 (17)
Chum's Champs - 94 (14)

WTWB - 112 (7)
HomeFries - 111 (9)

Flaming Cajones - 106 (11)
Bare-Ass Midgets - 123 (2)

Five Times Dope - 72 (19)
Fat Watters - 97 (13)

Rocky Dennis Express - 122 (4)
Runnin' Toilets - 87 (15)

Super Padz - 99 (12)
Impossible Dream - 79 (18)

Repeat Offenders - 101 (9)
Jewish Hoops - 120 (2)

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 49 (20)
Strobelite Honeys - 125 (1)

Chum's Champs - 84 (15)
Talking Goats - 101 (10)

Hounder Pounders - 69 (18)
Lampshade Dogs - 107 (7)

Toes - 75 (17)
PCHS - 76 (16)

Bare-Ass Midgets - 100 (11)
HomeFries - 92 (14)

WTWB - 107 (6)
Flaming Cajones - 119 (3)

Impossible Dream - 65 (19)
Fat Watters - 96 (12)

Five Times Dope - 107 (8)
Runnin' Toilets - 117 (5)

Rocky Dennis Express - 118 (4)
Super Padz - 95 (13)

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