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Standings & Schedule

2003-4

Standings - Final

Rank
Team
W
L
Pct
Play
W
L
Pct
Reg
W
L
Pct
1
Roy-Als w/Cheese
19
3
0.864
1
3
0
1.000
3
16
3
0.842
2
Lampshade Dogs
19
3
0.864
2
2
1
0.667
1
17
2
0.895
3
WTWB
17
6
0.739
5
3
1
0.750
4t
14
5
0.737
4
Impossible Dream
16
6
0.727
6
1
2
0.333
2
15
4
0.789
5
Super Padz
15
7
0.682
4
1
2
0.333
4t
14
5
0.737
6
Talking Goats
14
9
0.609
3
3
1
0.750
7t
11
8
0.579
7
Jewish Hoops
13
9
0.591
11
1
2
0.333
6
12
7
0.632
8
Bare-ass Midgets
13
10
0.565
7
2
2
0.500
7t
11
8
0.579
9
PCHS
12
10
0.545
9
2
1
0.667
9t
10
9
0.526
10
HomeFries
11
11
0.500
10
1
2
0.333
9t
10
9
0.526
11
Hounder Pounders
11
12
0.478
8
1
3
0.250
9t
10
9
0.526
12
Fat Watters
10
12
0.455
12
0
3
0.000
9t
10
9
0.526
13
Runnin' Toilets
9
13
0.409
13
3
0
1.000
13
6
13
0.316
14
Flaming Cajones
7
15
0.318
14
2
1
0.667
15t
5
14
0.263
15
Strobelite Honeys
7
15
0.318
15
2
1
0.667
15t
5
14
0.263
16
Rusty Trumpets
7
15
0.318
16
1
2
0.333
13t
6
13
0.316
17
Chum's Champs
7
15
0.318
17
2
1
0.667
15t
5
14
0.263
18
Five Times Dope
6
16
0.273
18
1
2
0.333
15t
5
14
0.263
19
Toes
5
17
0.227
20
0
3
0.000
15t
5
14
0.263
20
Repeat Offenders
4
18
0.182
19
1
2
0.333
20
3
16
0.158

Overall Stats

Team
W
L
Pct
GB
Pf-Pa
PF
hi
low
PA
hi
low
Wstk
Lstk
+win
-loss
vs OT
vs DT
Roy-Als w/Cheese
19
3
0.864
--
20.3
115.5
130
104
95.2
137
69
8
1
61
-23
10
2
9
1
Lampshade Dogs
19
3
0.864
--
12.4
107.1
119
82
94.7
123
70
19
2
33
-15
9
1
10
2
Super Padz
15
7
0.682
-4.0
11.5
105.5
127
82
94.0
129
54
7
2
49
-15
7
5
8
2
Bare-ass Midgets
13
10
0.565
-6.5
5.3
105.4
129
81
100.0
121
69
6
6
49
-33
5
7
8
3
Jewish Hoops
13
9
0.591
-6.0
10.4
105.3
126
75
94.9
116
57
5
4
69
-20
8
3
5
6
Impossible Dream
16
6
0.727
-3.0
9.1
105.0
130
85
96.0
124
70
6
3
53
-20
8
4
8
2
WTWB
17
6
0.739
-2.5
5.6
104.3
137
83
98.7
126
68
11
2
28
-22
7
3
10
3
Talking Goats
14
9
0.609
-5.5
6.9
103.3
121
85
96.4
127
65
3
3
42
-32
5
6
9
3
Hounder Pounders
11
12
0.478
-8.5
-2.1
97.8
114
83
99.9
128
65
2
3
38
-39
6
5
5
7
PCHS
12
10
0.545
-7.0
0.1
97.4
129
79
97.3
127
66
3
3
29
-39
6
5
6
5
Flaming Cajones
7
15
0.318
-12.0
-1.4
95.6
115
77
97.0
117
73
2
8
28
-27
4
7
3
8
HomeFries
11
11
0.500
-8.0
0.6
94.0
121
71
93.4
119
68
3
4
32
-37
6
5
5
6
Fat Watters
10
12
0.455
-9.0
-2.1
93.2
115
69
95.4
128
69
7
6
30
-42
7
4
3
8
Runnin' Toilets
9
13
0.409
-10.0
-3.2
89.4
107
69
92.6
130
55
4
5
46
-61
4
8
5
5
Strobelite Honeys
7
15
0.318
-12.0
-7.3
87.0
111
68
94.3
119
59
3
10
42
-30
3
6
4
9
Rusty Trumpets
7
15
0.318
-12.0
-11.0
85.4
111
62
96.3
129
69
2
4
18
-49
5
7
2
8
Five Times Dope
6
16
0.273
-13.0
-9.5
82.2
103
54
91.7
112
69
2
9
27
-49
5
8
1
8
Repeat Offenders
4
18
0.182
-15.0
-14.9
80.9
102
69
95.7
117
69
1
13
14
-40
3
7
1
11
Toes
5
17
0.227
-14.0
-15.0
77.5
107
67
92.5
130
67
2
11
16
-53
1
10
4
7
Chum's Champs
7
15
0.318
-12.0
-16.6
76.0
103
55
92.6
126
68
2
8
22
-69
2
8
5
7

Standings - Regular Season

OuttaTowners
Team
W
L
Pct
GB
Stk
Pf-Pa
PF
hi
low
PA
hi
low
Wstk
Lstk
+win
-loss
vs OT
vs DT
1 Lampshade Dogs
17
2
0.895
--
W17
14.5
107.1
119
82
92.5
111
70
17
2
33
-14
9
0
8
2
2 Roy-Als w/Cheese
16
3
0.842
-1
L1
20.7
114.8
130
104
94.1
137
69
8
1
61
-23
7
2
9
1
3 Jewish Hoops
12
7
0.632
-5
W3
11.2
104.5
126
75
93.3
116
57
5
4
69
-20
8
1
4
6
4 Talking Goats
11
8
0.579
-6
L3
7.5
102.1
121
85
94.6
124
65
3
3
42
-32
4
5
7
3
5t Hounder Pounders
10
9
0.526
-7
W1
-0.3
97.3
114
83
97.6
128
65
2
2
38
-39
5
4
5
5
5t PCHS
10
9
0.526
-7
W3
-0.5
95.9
129
79
96.4
127
66
3
3
29
-39
5
4
5
5
7t Strobelite Honeys
5
14
0.263
-12
W2
-9.6
85.4
101
68
95.1
119
59
2
10
42
-30
3
6
2
8
7t Toes
5
14
0.263
-12
L8
-15.4
78.5
107
67
93.9
130
67
2
8
16
-53
1
8
4
6
7t Chum's Champs
5
14
0.263
-12
L7
-18.8
76.1
103
55
94.8
126
69
2
7
22
-69
1
8
4
6
10 Repeat Offenders
3
16
0.158
-14
L2
-15.8
81.5
102
73
97.3
117
69
1
13
14
-40
2
7
1
9
DownTowners
Team
W
L
Pct
GB
Stk
Pf-Pa
PF
hi
low
PA
hi
low
Wstk
Lstk
+win
-loss
vs OT
vs DT
1 Impossible Dream
15
4
0.789
--
W4
11.4
106.1
130
92
94.7
124
70
6
3
53
-18
7
3
8
1
2t Super Padz
14
5
0.737
-1
L1
13.2
105.2
127
82
92.1
129
54
7
2
49
-15
7
3
7
2
2t WTWB
14
5
0.737
-1
W1
6.1
103.3
137
83
97.2
126
68
11
2
28
-22
7
3
7
2
4 Bare-ass Midgets
11
8
0.579
-4
W3
5.7
103.9
129
81
98.2
121
69
6
6
49
-33
4
6
7
2
5t HomeFries
10
9
0.526
-5
W3
1.3
92.5
121
71
91.2
116
68
3
4
32
-37
6
4
4
5
5t Fat Watters
10
9
0.526
-5
L3
0.5
92.3
115
69
91.8
120
69
7
5
30
-42
7
3
3
6
7t Runnin' Toilets
6
13
0.316
-9
W1
-5.8
88.3
107
69
94.1
130
55
1
5
46
-61
2
8
4
5
7t Rusty Trumpets
6
13
0.316
-9
L4
-11.9
84.8
111
62
96.7
129
70
2
4
15
-49
4
6
2
7
9t Flaming Cajones
5
14
0.263
-10
L1
-2.6
96.4
115
77
99.0
117
73
2
8
28
-27
3
7
2
7
9t Five Times Dope
5
14
0.263
-10
L8
-11.4
82.2
103
54
93.6
112
69
2
8
27
-49
4
6
1
8

(Wstk/Lstk is the longest win/lose streak of the year; +win/-loss is the largest margin of victory/loss)


Schedule

Week 1
Oct 28 - Nov 2
boxscore
Week 2
Nov 3 - Nov 9
boxscore
Week 3
Nov 10 - Nov 16
boxscore
Week 4
Nov 17 - Nov 23
boxscore
Week 5
Nov 24 - Nov 30
boxscore

Lampshade Dogs - 82
Five Times Dope - 96

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 123
Rusty Trumpets - 79

PCHS - 129
Super Padz - 127

Jewish Hoops - 105
Flaming Cajones - 104

Talking Goats - 112
WTWB - 92

Bare-Ass Midgets - 81
Chum's Champs - 103

Runnin' Toilets - 92
Repeat Offenders - 102

Impossible Dream - 108
Hounder Pounders - 96

HomeFries - 108
Strobelite Honeys - 85

Fat Watters - 97
Toes - 77

Lampshade Dogs - 100
Rusty Trumpets - 103

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 104
Five Times Dope - 85

PCHS - 80
Flaming Cajones - 106

Jewish Hoops - 92
Super Padz - 112

Talking Goats - 121
Bare-Ass Midgets - 88

WTWB - 83
Chum's Champs - 93

Impossible Dream - 110
Repeat Offenders - 84

Runnin' Toilets - 106
Hounder Pounders - 107

HomeFries - 79
Toes - 68

Fat Watters - 99
Strobelite Honeys - 69

Lampshade Dogs - 102
Flaming Cajones - 97

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 121
Super Padz - 106

PCHS - 85
Five Times Dope - 76

Jewish Hoops - 96
Rusty Trumpets - 79

Talking Goats - 100
Runnin' Toilets - 95

Impossible Dream - 100
Chum's Champs - 70

Repeat Offenders - 92
HomeFries - 106

Hounder Pounders - 90
Fat Watters - 98

WTWB - 93
Strobelite Honeys - 68

Bare-Ass Midgets - 87
Toes - 90

Lampshade Dogs - 95
Super Padz - 90

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 111
Flaming Cajones - 104

PCHS - 97
Rusty Trumpets - 84

Jewish Hoops - 97
Five Times Dope - 90

Talking Goats - 103
Impossible Dream - 109

Runnin' Toilets - 101
Chum's Champs - 55

Fat Watters - 95
Repeat Offenders - 75

HomeFries - 82
Hounder Pounders - 98

Bare-Ass Midgets - 89
Strobelite Honeys - 92

WTWB - 94
Toes - 78

Lampshade Dogs - 118
WTWB - 96

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 117
Bare-Ass Midgets - 90

PCHS - 100
HomeFries - 90

Jewish Hoops - 75
Fat Watters - 76

Talking Goats - 106
Rusty Trumpets - 75

Chum's Champs - 85
Five Times Dope - 97

Repeat Offenders - 86
Super Padz - 97

Hounder Pounders - 99
Flaming Cajones - 93

Runnin' Toilets - 97
Strobelite Honeys - 69

Impossible Dream - 130
Toes - 77

Week 6
Dec 1 - Dec 7
boxscore
Week 7
Dec 8 - Dec 14
boxscore
Week 8
Dec 15 - Dec 21
boxscore
Week 9
Dec 22 - Dec 28
boxscore
Week 10
Dec 29 - Jan 4
boxscore

Lampshade Dogs - 102
Bare-Ass Midgets - 93

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 114
WTWB - 137

PCHS - 89
Fat Watters - 111

Jewish Hoops - 80
HomeFries - 96

Talking Goats - 104
Five Times Dope - 77

Chum's Champs - 82
Rusty Trumpets - 77

Repeat Offenders - 73
Flaming Cajones - 93

Hounder Pounders - 105
Super Padz - 107

Runnin' Toilets - 80
Toes - 96

Impossible Dream - 102
Strobelite Honeys - 76

Lampshade Dogs - 101
Runnin' Toilets - 80

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 114
Impossible Dream - 101

PCHS - 96
WTWB - 111

Jewish Hoops - 91
Bare-Ass Midgets - 99

Talking Goats - 89
HomeFries - 121

Chum's Champs - 90
Fat Watters - 115

Repeat Offenders - 84
Rusty Trumpets - 91

Hounder Pounders - 103
Five Times Dope - 99

Toes - 79
Super Padz - 108

Strobelite Honeys - 87
Flaming Cajones - 115

Lampshade Dogs - 105
Impossible Dream - 92

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 130
Runnin' Toilets - 69

PCHS - 95
Bare-Ass Midgets - 99

Jewish Hoops - 110
WTWB - 116

Talking Goats - 120
Fat Watters - 78

Chum's Champs - 70
HomeFries - 88

Repeat Offenders - 76
Five Times Dope - 103

Hounder Pounders - 89
Rusty Trumpets - 67

Toes - 107
Flaming Cajones - 104

Strobelite Honeys - 93
Super Padz - 97

Lampshade Dogs - 115
Fat Watters - 95

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 105
HomeFries - 101

PCHS - 105
Runnin' Toilets - 76

Jewish Hoops - 124
Impossible Dream - 106

Talking Goats - 112
Flaming Cajones - 94

Chum's Champs - 99
Super Padz - 101

Repeat Offenders - 78
Bare-Ass Midgets - 113

Hounder Pounders - 98
WTWB - 103

Strobelite Honeys - 83
Five Times Dope - 101

Toes - 70
Rusty Trumpets - 85

Lampshade Dogs - 110
HomeFries - 95

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 116
Fat Watters - 82

PCHS - 80
Impossible Dream - 119

Jewish Hoops - 100
Runnin' Toilets - 107

Talking Goats - 100
Super Padz - 106

Chum's Champs - 101
Flaming Cajones - 98

Repeat Offenders - 81
WTWB - 99

Hounder Pounders - 102
Bare-Ass Midgets - 124

Strobelite Honeys - 80
Rusty Trumpets - 81

Toes - 83
Five Times Dope - 67

Week 11
Jan 5 - Jan 11
boxscore
Week 12
Jan 12 - Jan 18
boxscore
Week 13
Jan 19 - Jan 25
boxscore
Week 14
Jan 26 - Feb 1
boxscore
Week 15
Feb 2 - Feb 8
boxscore

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 117
Repeat Offenders - 77

Lampshade Dogs - 110
Strobelite Honeys - 82

Talking Goats - 85
Toes - 86

Hounder Pounders - 103
Chum's Champs - 65

PCHS - 96
Jewish Hoops - 108

Impossible Dream - 98
Runnin' Toilets - 93

Super Padz - 110
Flaming Cajones - 83

WTWB - 98
Rusty Trumpets - 97

Fat Watters - 69
Five Times Dope - 73

HomeFries - 88
Bare-Ass Midgets - 111

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 119
Strobelite Honeys - 91

Lampshade Dogs - 100
Repeat Offenders - 79

Talking Goats - 104
PCHS - 99

Hounder Pounders - 91
Jewish Hoops - 126

Chum's Champs - 73
Toes - 69

Impossible Dream - 114
Flaming Cajones - 104

Super Padz - 82
Runnin' Toilets - 83

WTWB - 98
HomeFries - 96

Fat Watters - 104
Bare-Ass Midgets - 118

Five Times Dope - 87
Rusty Trumpets - 101

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 105
Toes - 75

Lampshade Dogs - 98
Chum's Champs - 70

Talking Goats - 87
Jewish Hoops - 108

Hounder Pounders - 114
Strobelite Honeys - 89

PCHS - 97
Repeat Offenders - 85

Impossible Dream - 104
Rusty Trumpets - 99

Super Padz - 103
Five Times Dope - 54

WTWB - 116
Bare-Ass Midgets - 105

Fat Watters - 96
Flaming Cajones - 77

HomeFries - 76
Runnin' Toilets - 73

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 104
Chum's Champs - 71

Lampshade Dogs - 115
Toes - 82

Talking Goats - 96
Repeat Offenders - 73

Hounder Pounders - 83
PCHS - 96

Jewish Hoops - 97
Strobelite Honeys - 78

Impossible Dream - 107
Five Times Dope - 87

Super Padz - 114
Rusty Trumpets - 81

WTWB - 115
Runnin' Toilets - 87

Fat Watters - 92
HomeFries - 71

Bare-Ass Midgets - 114
Flaming Cajones - 98

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 106
Jewish Hoops - 111

Lampshade Dogs - 114
PCHS - 106

Talking Goats - 104
Strobelite Honeys - 79

Hounder Pounders - 85
Toes - 72

Chum's Champs - 71
Repeat Offenders - 76

Impossible Dream - 108
Bare-Ass Midgets - 114

Super Padz - 116
HomeFries - 79

WTWB - 117
Flaming Cajones - 97

Fat Watters - 102
Rusty Trumpets - 111

Five Times Dope - 70
Runnin' Toilets - 102

Week 16
Feb 9 - Feb 22 (all-star)
boxscore
Week 17
Feb 23 - Feb 29
boxscore
Week 18
Mar 1 - Mar 7
boxscore
Week 19
Mar 8 - Mar 14
boxscore
 

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 112
PCHS - 92

Lampshade Dogs - 110
Jewish Hoops - 99

Talking Goats - 105
Chum's Champs - 65

Hounder Pounders - 83
Repeat Offenders - 77

Toes - 67
Strobelite Honeys - 88

Impossible Dream - 96
HomeFries - 90

Super Padz - 109
Bare-Ass Midgets - 99

WTWB - 92
Five Times Dope - 75

Fat Watters - 88
Runnin' Toilets - 69

Rusty Trumpets - 82
Flaming Cajones - 92

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 124
Talking Goats - 108

Lampshade Dogs - 119
Hounder Pounders - 103

PCHS - 106
Strobelite Honeys - 85

Jewish Hoops - 126
Chum's Champs - 57

Toes - 69
Repeat Offenders - 83

Impossible Dream - 110
WTWB - 97

Super Padz - 99
Fat Watters - 74

HomeFries - 101
Flaming Cajones - 89

Bare-Ass Midgets - 112
Five Times Dope - 69

Rusty Trumpets - 62
Runnin' Toilets - 96

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 128
Hounder Pounders - 89

Lampshade Dogs - 119
Talking Goats - 89

PCHS - 95
Toes - 76

Jewish Hoops - 116
Repeat Offenders - 91

Chum's Champs - 59
Strobelite Honeys - 101

Impossible Dream - 106
Fat Watters - 97

Super Padz - 126
WTWB - 102

HomeFries - 89
Rusty Trumpets - 77

Bare-Ass Midgets - 109
Runnin' Toilets - 103

Five Times Dope - 73
Flaming Cajones - 89

Roy-Als w/Cheese - 111
Lampshade Dogs - 119

Talking Goats - 95
Hounder Pounders - 110

PCHS - 79
Chum's Champs - 66

Jewish Hoops - 124
Toes - 71

Strobelite Honeys - 100
Repeat Offenders - 76

Impossible Dream - 95
Super Padz - 89

WTWB - 104
Fat Watters - 86

HomeFries - 101
Five Times Dope - 83

Bare-Ass Midgets - 129
Rusty Trumpets - 80

Flaming Cajones - 95
Runnin' Toilets - 97
 

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