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Teams

LONG DIVISION

19-CENT TEAM

Faygo!

*** 2006 FAFA BOWL VIII CHAMPION ***
2001 Playoff Runner-Up


Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
13
24
64-67-1

2007

18
24
7-8

2006

1
24
10-5

2005

15
24
6-9

2004

15
20
6-9

2003

5
20
9-4

2002

13
16
4-9

2001

4
16
9-7

2000

15
16
3-10

1999

3
14
10-6-1

GM: Faygo/Telly
Funny stuff, eh?
BANTY ROOSTERS

Doin the rooster!

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
19
24
39-48

2007

16
24
6-9

2006

21
24
4-10

2005

13
24
8-7

2004

14
20
6-9

2003

4
20
9-4

1999

10
14
6-9
known as Ruby Nickles (1999)

GM: Bird/Otis
He's my sunshine
COBRAS

DESTRO!

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
-
24
-

2008

-
24
-

GM: DODES
Dodes and Stalker


GARY COLEMANS

Whatchyou talkin bout?

2005 Long Division Champ
2003 Long Division Champ
2000 Playoff Runner-Up

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
3
24
72-46

2007

6
24
10-5

2006

16
24
6-10

2005

4
24
11-4

2004

12
20
8-7

2003

2
20
11-2

2002

9
16
6-7

2001

3
16
11-5

2000

4
16
10-6

GM: Regis the SuperChicken
it's a Quiet Riot with Regis
LONELY KICKERS

Kickers, GO!

2007 Long Division Champ


Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
10
24
42-34

2007

2
24
13-2

2006

12
24
8-7

2005

8
24
9-6

2004

11
20
8-7

2003

19
20
4-12

GM: Shu
Shu-be-doobie
MEAT WHISTLES

Magic Weiner Whistle

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
-
24
-

2008

-
24
-

GM: SLATE
Slate


POUCH MOUSE USA

Best Damn Mouse in the FAFA

2006 Long Division Champ
2004 Long Division Champ

2000 Regular Season Champ
1999 Regular Season Champ
2006 Playoff Runner-Up

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
6
24
82-57

2007

21
24
4-11

2006

2
24
14-1

2005

19
24
5-10

2004

4
20
9-4

2003

11
20
8-8

2002

5
16
9-7

2001

8
16
7-9

2000

2
16
12-4

1999

2
14
14-3

GM: Shark/RP/Randall/LG/Pete
Giant Master
SLAM POUNDERS

Pound this!

*** 2001 FAFA BOWL III CHAMPION ***
2008 Long Division Champ
2001 Regular Season Champ


Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
1
24
76-58

2007

9
24
7-8

2006

3
24
10-5

2005

7
24
9-6

2004

3
20
9-4

2003

7
20
7-6

2002

7
16
8-8

2001

1
16
13-3

2000

5
16
10-6

1999

13
14
3-12

GM: Slam/Dolly/Hounder
The Dolly Salammah
STOOLLY PIGEONS

Stool

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
9
24
24-21

2007

14
24
6-9

2006

13
24
8-7

2005

6
24
10-5

GM: Remy/Nolds/Menace
Nolds


SCATMEN

Bart Boobs + Bart Guido

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
20
24
52-81

2007

24
24
4-11

2006

15
24
7-8

2005

24
24
2-13

2004

13
20
7-8

2003

16
20
6-10

2002

11
16
6-7

2001

6
16
10-6

2000

9
16
7-6

1999

14
14
3-12
known as Swedish Picklejars (2007);
known as Scatmen (2003-6); known as Scatman Carruthers (2001-2); known as Implants (2000); known as We Love Champipple (1999)


GM: Bart/OliveEar
It's an olive!
VERY LARGE MEN

You're not as big as us

1999 Playoff Runner-Up

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
17
24
60-69

2007

5
24
10-5

2006

22
24
3-11

2005

5
24
11-4

2004

5
20
8-5

2003

15
20
6-10

2002

14
16
4-9

2001

14
16
4-9

2000

13
16
4-9

1999

4
14
10-7

GM: Yhames
someday, will be a LARGE MAN
WILLOW WEEDS

Willow Weeds

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
21
24
26-49

2007

4
24
11-4

2006

23
24
3-11

2005

16
24
5-10

2004

19
20
3-12

2003

20
20
4-12

GM: Willow/Chip/Wacker/SkillBill
Hi, I'm Willow, I'll be your Tour Guide today


SHORT DIVISION

SIMPLY MONS

makin gearhart proud

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
22
24
37-80

2007

23
24
4-11

2006

20
24
5-9

2005

23
24
4-11

2004

20
20
3-12

2003

18
20
4-12

2002

8
16
8-8

2001

12
16
5-8

2000

14
16
4-9
known as Barry's Bronze Buddha (2007)
known as Pipe Layers (2000-6)


GM: Craws/Brown Hurricane/Beretta
flex it, baby
CHEDDAR-BEST

CheddarWURST
*** 2002 FAFA BOWL IV CHAMPION ***

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
11
24
62-59

2007

22
24
4-11

2006

9
24
9-6

2005

11
24
8-7

2004

9
20
10-5

2003

17
20
5-11

2002

1
16
10-6

2001

2
16
11-5

2000

11
16
5-8

GM: Roids
Smells Good
CROTCH JONES

Yogurt Slingin!

*** 2007 FAFA BOWL IX CHAMPION ***

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
14
24
56-59

2007

1
20
12-3

2006

4
24
10-5

2005

20
24
5-10

2004

16
20
6-9

2003

8
20
7-6

2002

16
16
2-11

2001

5
16
9-7

2000

10
16
5-8
known as Team Boom (2005-6)
known as
Yogurt Slingers (2000-4)

GM: Ace/AK
A to the K to the 4 to the 7


DANTE'S INFERNO

Dante

*** 2005 FAFA BOWL VII CHAMPION ***

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
12
24
22-22

2007

17
24
8-7

2006

18
24
5-9

2005

1
24
9-6

GM: Poochie
Poochie's Trophy
DAWG FIGHTING

Hi, I'm Vinny

2005 Short Division Champ
2003 Short Division Champ

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
7
24
37-34

2007

19
24
5-10

2006

14
24
7-8

2005

3
24
11-4

2004

8
20
6-7

2003

6
20
8-5
known as Hot Dogs For All (2005-6)
known as Winslows (2004)
known as Holcomb Heroes (2003)


GM: Burks/Fat/Cheswick
Ouch!
FTMDLS

Fritz

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
16
24
23-22

2007

7
24
10-5

2006

11
24
8-7

2005

21
24
5-10

GM: McSkimmons/Fritz/Franklin



PCHS-PIGSKIN SQUAD

Pimp Bravo!

2003 Playoff Runner-Up

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
18
24
57-71

2007

8
24
8-7

2006

24
24
2-12

2005

10
24
8-7

2004

10
20
9-6

2003

3
20
8-5

2002

15
16
4-9

2001

11
16
5-8

2000

16
16
2-11

1999

5
14
11-6

GM: Bravo/Big Papa
Gene Keady's Wunderkid
RIGHT BALLS

YOU try finding a picture of RIGHT BALLS

*** 1999 FAFA BOWL I CHAMPION ***


Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
4
24
80-60-1

2007

12
24
7-8

2006

7
24
9-6

2005

2
24
11-4

2004

17
20
5-10

2003

12
20
8-8

2002

3
16
10-6

2001

7
16
8-8

2000

3
16
11-5

1999

1
14
11-5-1

British colloquilism: Noun. A mess up, a 'cock-up'. E.g."I've made a right balls-up of my exams."

GM: Murray
Hang Loose, DUDE
RUNNIN' TERRORISTS

Que's "FRIEND"

2008 Short Division Champ
2006 Short Division Champ


Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
8
24
40-34

2007

15
24
6-9

2006

5
24
10-5

2005

12
24
8-7

2004

6
20
8-5

2003

13
20
8-8

GM: Que/Barney/Corporal
catch  me if you can!


SEX PANTHERS

Ron Burgundy loves Morris

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
15
24
23-22

2007

11
24
7-8

2006

10
24
8-7

2005

17
24
8-7

GM: Morris/Marino/Schweppes
BIG Morris
SLIPPERY PETES

Slippery is, as Slippery does

*** 2004 FAFA BOWL VI CHAMPION ***
*** 2003 FAFA BOWL V CHAMPION ***

2004 Short Division Champ

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
5
24
42-28

2007

13
24
7-8

2006

17
24
7-7

2005

14
24
7-8

2004

1
20
11-2

2003

1
20
10-3

GM: Whammer
Brown me!
SLOPPY JOES

yummmy

2007 Short Division Champ
2007 Playoff Runner-Up
2005 Playoff Runner-Up
2004 Playoff Runner-Up

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
2
24
75-44

2007

3
24
12-3

2006

6
24
10-5

2005

9
24
9-6

2004

2
20
9-4

2003

14
20
8-8

2002

4
16
10-6

2001

9
16
7-6

2000

6
16
10-6

GM: Niet
da lil guy



DEFUNCT

BROWNSTOWN

Brownstown

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
-
-
16-14

2007

10
24
7-8

2006

8
24
9-6

GM: DP
DP
SALT DOGS

Saltiest Dogs Ever!
Arghh, Mate-eee!
2002 Regular Season Champ
2002 Playoff Runner-Up

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
-
-
56-59

2007

20
24
5-10

2006

19
24
5-9

2005

18
24
7-8

2004

7
20
7-6

2003

10
20
9-7

2002

2
16
15-1

2001

16
16
3-10

2000

12
16
5-8

GM: Morty/Hortensity/Fish Nuts
stud muffin


Beav

Eat Me


Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
-
-
19-23

2002

10
16
6-7

2001

13
16
4-9

2000

8
16
9-7

GM: Beaver
Hit em Long!
Coconut Kings

KING

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
-
-
4-11

2005

22
24
4-11

GM: Davon
Vonny D
Dor Von Dordom Asps

cool logo man.....i'm stoned....you suck....door doesn't even know what this means!

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
-
-
13-18

2004

18
20
4-11

2003

9
20
9-7

GM: Floundor, Dor
mmmmm.....dor!

Pickled Milkmen

Pickle ME!

*** 2000 FAFA BOWL II CHAMPION ***


Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
-
-
26-29-2

2002

12
16
5-8

2001

15
16
4-9

2000

1
16
10-6

1999

9
14
7-6-2
known as "Gil Gerards" in 1999

GM: Dodee
You down with OPP?
The Game

it's electric!

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
-
-
24-21

2002

6
16
9-7

2001

10
16
6-7

2000

7
16
9-7

GM: Bill Morales - Captain Qwest
** Bill Morales still owes $30!

what a hunk!
BlackMetalics

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
-
-
9-9

1999

6
14
9-9

GM: Bibart


Gromits

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
-
-
9-9

1999

7
14
9-9

GM: Uncle Scott


Roach's Rednecks

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
-
-
9-9

1999

8
14
9-9

GM: Some dude named Roach


Minute Men

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
-
-
9-9

1999

11
14
5-10

GM: The Legendary Steve Mix


Tayvees

Year
Rank
Teams
W-L
Overall
-
-
9-9

1999

12
14
4-11

GM: Gary V

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