Teams - FAFA

FAFA	Funny-Ass Football Association	FAFA

Teams

LONG DIVISION

19-CENT TEAM

*** 2006 FAFA BOWL VIII CHAMPION ***
2001 Playoff Runner-Up

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	13	24	64-67-1

2007	18	24	7-8
2006	1	24	10-5
2005	15	24	6-9
2004	15	20	6-9
2003	5	20	9-4
2002	13	16	4-9
2001	4	16	9-7
2000	15	16	3-10
1999	3	14	10-6-1

GM: Faygo/Telly
Funny stuff, eh?

BANTY ROOSTERS

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	19	24	39-48

2007	16	24	6-9
2006	21	24	4-10
2005	13	24	8-7
2004	14	20	6-9
2003	4	20	9-4
1999	10	14	6-9

known as Ruby Nickles (1999)

GM: Bird/Otis
He's my sunshine

COBRAS

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	-	24	-

2008	-	24	-

GM: DODES
Dodes and Stalker

GARY COLEMANS

2005 Long Division Champ
2003 Long Division Champ
2000 Playoff Runner-Up

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	3	24	72-46

2007	6	24	10-5
2006	16	24	6-10
2005	4	24	11-4
2004	12	20	8-7
2003	2	20	11-2
2002	9	16	6-7
2001	3	16	11-5
2000	4	16	10-6

GM: Regis the SuperChicken
it's a Quiet Riot with Regis

LONELY KICKERS

2007 Long Division Champ

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	10	24	42-34

2007	2	24	13-2
2006	12	24	8-7
2005	8	24	9-6
2004	11	20	8-7
2003	19	20	4-12

GM: Shu
Shu-be-doobie

MEAT WHISTLES

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	-	24	-

2008	-	24	-

GM: SLATE
Slate

POUCH MOUSE USA

2006 Long Division Champ
2004 Long Division Champ
2000 Regular Season Champ
1999 Regular Season Champ
2006 Playoff Runner-Up

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	6	24	82-57

2007	21	24	4-11
2006	2	24	14-1
2005	19	24	5-10
2004	4	20	9-4
2003	11	20	8-8
2002	5	16	9-7
2001	8	16	7-9
2000	2	16	12-4
1999	2	14	14-3

GM: Shark/RP/Randall/LG/Pete
Giant Master

SLAM POUNDERS

*** 2001 FAFA BOWL III CHAMPION ***
2008 Long Division Champ
2001 Regular Season Champ

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	1	24	76-58

2007	9	24	7-8
2006	3	24	10-5
2005	7	24	9-6
2004	3	20	9-4
2003	7	20	7-6
2002	7	16	8-8
2001	1	16	13-3
2000	5	16	10-6
1999	13	14	3-12

GM: Slam/Dolly/Hounder
The Dolly Salammah

STOOLLY PIGEONS

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	9	24	24-21

2007	14	24	6-9
2006	13	24	8-7
2005	6	24	10-5

GM: Remy/Nolds/Menace
Nolds

SCATMEN

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	20	24	52-81

2007	24	24	4-11
2006	15	24	7-8
2005	24	24	2-13
2004	13	20	7-8
2003	16	20	6-10
2002	11	16	6-7
2001	6	16	10-6
2000	9	16	7-6
1999	14	14	3-12

known as Swedish Picklejars (2007);
known as Scatmen (2003-6); known as Scatman Carruthers (2001-2); known as Implants (2000); known as We Love Champipple (1999)

GM: Bart/OliveEar
It's an olive!

VERY LARGE MEN

1999 Playoff Runner-Up

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	17	24	60-69

2007	5	24	10-5
2006	22	24	3-11
2005	5	24	11-4
2004	5	20	8-5
2003	15	20	6-10
2002	14	16	4-9
2001	14	16	4-9
2000	13	16	4-9
1999	4	14	10-7

GM: Yhames
someday, will be a LARGE MAN

WILLOW WEEDS

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	21	24	26-49

2007	4	24	11-4
2006	23	24	3-11
2005	16	24	5-10
2004	19	20	3-12
2003	20	20	4-12

GM: Willow/Chip/Wacker/SkillBill
Hi, I'm Willow, I'll be your Tour Guide today

SHORT DIVISION

SIMPLY MONS

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	22	24	37-80

2007	23	24	4-11
2006	20	24	5-9
2005	23	24	4-11
2004	20	20	3-12
2003	18	20	4-12
2002	8	16	8-8
2001	12	16	5-8
2000	14	16	4-9

known as Barry's Bronze Buddha (2007)
known as Pipe Layers (2000-6)

GM: Craws/Brown Hurricane/Beretta
flex it, baby

CHEDDAR-BEST

*** 2002 FAFA BOWL IV CHAMPION ***

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	11	24	62-59

2007	22	24	4-11
2006	9	24	9-6
2005	11	24	8-7
2004	9	20	10-5
2003	17	20	5-11
2002	1	16	10-6
2001	2	16	11-5
2000	11	16	5-8

GM: Roids
Smells Good

CROTCH JONES

*** 2007 FAFA BOWL IX CHAMPION ***

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	14	24	56-59

2007	1	20	12-3
2006	4	24	10-5
2005	20	24	5-10
2004	16	20	6-9
2003	8	20	7-6
2002	16	16	2-11
2001	5	16	9-7
2000	10	16	5-8

known as Team Boom (2005-6)
known as Yogurt Slingers (2000-4)

GM: Ace/AK
A to the K to the 4 to the 7

DANTE'S INFERNO

*** 2005 FAFA BOWL VII CHAMPION ***

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	12	24	22-22

2007	17	24	8-7
2006	18	24	5-9
2005	1	24	9-6

GM: Poochie
Poochie's Trophy

DAWG FIGHTING

2005 Short Division Champ
2003 Short Division Champ

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	7	24	37-34

2007	19	24	5-10
2006	14	24	7-8
2005	3	24	11-4
2004	8	20	6-7
2003	6	20	8-5

known as Hot Dogs For All (2005-6)
known as Winslows (2004)
known as Holcomb Heroes (2003)

GM: Burks/Fat/Cheswick
Ouch!

FTMDLS

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	16	24	23-22

2007	7	24	10-5
2006	11	24	8-7
2005	21	24	5-10

GM: McSkimmons/Fritz/Franklin

PCHS-PIGSKIN SQUAD

2003 Playoff Runner-Up

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	18	24	57-71

2007	8	24	8-7
2006	24	24	2-12
2005	10	24	8-7
2004	10	20	9-6
2003	3	20	8-5
2002	15	16	4-9
2001	11	16	5-8
2000	16	16	2-11
1999	5	14	11-6

GM: Bravo/Big Papa
Gene Keady's Wunderkid

RIGHT BALLS

*** 1999 FAFA BOWL I CHAMPION ***

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	4	24	80-60-1

2007	12	24	7-8
2006	7	24	9-6
2005	2	24	11-4
2004	17	20	5-10
2003	12	20	8-8
2002	3	16	10-6
2001	7	16	8-8
2000	3	16	11-5
1999	1	14	11-5-1

British colloquilism: Noun. A mess up, a 'cock-up'. E.g."I've made a right balls-up of my exams."

GM: Murray
Hang Loose, DUDE

RUNNIN' TERRORISTS

2008 Short Division Champ
2006 Short Division Champ

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	8	24	40-34

2007	15	24	6-9
2006	5	24	10-5
2005	12	24	8-7
2004	6	20	8-5
2003	13	20	8-8

GM: Que/Barney/Corporal
catch me if you can!

SEX PANTHERS

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	15	24	23-22

2007	11	24	7-8
2006	10	24	8-7
2005	17	24	8-7

GM: Morris/Marino/Schweppes
BIG Morris

SLIPPERY PETES

*** 2004 FAFA BOWL VI CHAMPION ***
*** 2003 FAFA BOWL V CHAMPION ***
2004 Short Division Champ

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	5	24	42-28

2007	13	24	7-8
2006	17	24	7-7
2005	14	24	7-8
2004	1	20	11-2
2003	1	20	10-3

GM: Whammer
Brown me!

SLOPPY JOES

2007 Short Division Champ
2007 Playoff Runner-Up
2005 Playoff Runner-Up
2004 Playoff Runner-Up

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	2	24	75-44

2007	3	24	12-3
2006	6	24	10-5
2005	9	24	9-6
2004	2	20	9-4
2003	14	20	8-8
2002	4	16	10-6
2001	9	16	7-6
2000	6	16	10-6

GM: Niet
da lil guy

DEFUNCT

BROWNSTOWN

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	-	-	16-14

2007	10	24	7-8
2006	8	24	9-6

GM: DP

SALT DOGS

2002 Regular Season Champ
2002 Playoff Runner-Up

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	-	-	56-59

2007	20	24	5-10
2006	19	24	5-9
2005	18	24	7-8
2004	7	20	7-6
2003	10	20	9-7
2002	2	16	15-1
2001	16	16	3-10
2000	12	16	5-8

GM: Morty/Hortensity/Fish Nuts
stud muffin

Beav

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	-	-	19-23

2002	10	16	6-7
2001	13	16	4-9
2000	8	16	9-7

GM: Beaver
Hit em Long!

Coconut Kings

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	-	-	4-11

2005	22	24	4-11

GM: Davon
Vonny D

Dor Von Dordom Asps

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	-	-	13-18

2004	18	20	4-11
2003	9	20	9-7

GM: Floundor, Dor
mmmmm.....dor!

Pickled Milkmen

*** 2000 FAFA BOWL II CHAMPION ***

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	-	-	26-29-2

2002	12	16	5-8
2001	15	16	4-9
2000	1	16	10-6
1999	9	14	7-6-2

known as "Gil Gerards" in 1999

GM: Dodee
You down with OPP?

The Game

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	-	-	24-21

2002	6	16	9-7
2001	10	16	6-7
2000	7	16	9-7

GM: Bill Morales - Captain Qwest
** Bill Morales still owes $30!

what a hunk!

BlackMetalics

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	-	-	9-9

1999	6	14	9-9

GM: Bibart

Gromits

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	-	-	9-9

1999	7	14	9-9

GM: Uncle Scott

Roach's Rednecks

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	-	-	9-9

1999	8	14	9-9

GM: Some dude named Roach

Minute Men

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	-	-	9-9

1999	11	14	5-10

GM: The Legendary Steve Mix

Tayvees

Year	Rank	Teams	W-L
Overall	-	-	9-9

1999	12	14	4-11

GM: Gary V