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Final Rosters

2009

Keeper Rules = 2 keepers with salaries totaling $22 or less

LONG DIVISION

Team Player
Sal
19 Cent Hot Pockets LaDainian Tomlinson
12
19 Cent Hot Pockets Tom Brady
12
19 Cent Hot Pockets Felix Jones
12
19 Cent Hot Pockets Marques Colston
11
19 Cent Hot Pockets Knowshon Moreno
10
19 Cent Hot Pockets Bernard Berrian
9
19 Cent Hot Pockets Justin Forsett
8
19 Cent Hot Pockets Quinton Ganther
8
19 Cent Hot Pockets Pierre Garcon
8
19 Cent Hot Pockets Percy Harvin
7
19 Cent Hot Pockets Minnesota
6
19 Cent Hot Pockets Ryan Longwell
5
19 Cent Hot Pockets Ahmad Bradshaw
4
19 Cent Hot Pockets Brent Celek
3
19 Cent Hot Pockets Jeremy Maclin
2
      
Banty Roosters Ronnie Brown
12
Banty Roosters Roy Williams
12
Banty Roosters Frank Gore
12
Banty Roosters Anquan Boldin
11
Banty Roosters T.J. Houshmandzadeh
10
Banty Roosters Larry Johnson
9
Banty Roosters Pittsburgh
8
Banty Roosters Mark Sanchez
8
Banty Roosters Seattle
8
Banty Roosters Matt Hasselbeck
7
Banty Roosters John Carlson
6
Banty Roosters LeSean McCoy
5
Banty Roosters David Akers
4
Banty Roosters Derrick Mason
3
Banty Roosters Trent Edwards
1
      
Cobras Maurice Jones-Drew
12
Cobras Michael Turner
12
Cobras Hines Ward
12
Cobras Tony Romo
11
Cobras Brandon Marshall
10
Cobras Beanie Wells
9
Cobras Jamaal Charles
8
Cobras Devery Henderson
8
Cobras Bernard Scott
8
Cobras Mike Sims-Walker
8
Cobras Derrick Ward
8
Cobras Green Bay
8
Cobras Jeremy Shockey
6
Cobras David Garrard
3
Cobras Mason Crosby
1
      
Gary Colemans Larry Fitzgerald
12
Gary Colemans Jason Witten
12
Gary Colemans Willie Parker
11
Gary Colemans Joseph Addai
10
Gary Colemans Philip Rivers
8
Gary Colemans Rock Cartwright
8
Gary Colemans Josh Cribbs
8
Gary Colemans Fred Davis
8
Gary Colemans Jason Snelling
8
Gary Colemans Cincinnati
8
Gary Colemans Santonio Holmes
7
Gary Colemans Donald Brown
6
Gary Colemans Brett Favre
3
Gary Colemans Carnell Williams
2
Gary Colemans Nate Kaeding
1
      
Lonely Kickers Greg Jennings
12
Lonely Kickers Dallas Clark
12
Lonely Kickers Kevin Smith
11
Lonely Kickers Cedric Benson
10
Lonely Kickers Jay Cutler
10
Lonely Kickers Vincent Jackson
9
Lonely Kickers Lee Evans
8
Lonely Kickers Laurence Maroney
8
Lonely Kickers Anthony Gonzalez
8
Lonely Kickers Lawrence Tynes
8
Lonely Kickers Ray Rice
7
Lonely Kickers Eli Manning
6
Lonely Kickers Ricky Williams
4
Lonely Kickers Miami
2
Lonely Kickers San Diego
1
      
Meat Whistles Calvin Johnson
12
Meat Whistles Peyton Manning
12
Meat Whistles Reggie Bush
11
Meat Whistles Tony Gonzalez
10
Meat Whistles Darren Sproles
9
Meat Whistles Michael Bush
8
Meat Whistles Laveranues Coles
8
Meat Whistles Johnny Knox
8
Meat Whistles Sidney Rice
8
Meat Whistles Robbie Gould
8
Meat Whistles Devin Hester
7
Meat Whistles Tim Hightower
6
Meat Whistles Joe Flacco
5
Meat Whistles Chicago
4
Meat Whistles Chris Chambers
3
      
Pouch Mouse USA Andre Johnson
12
Pouch Mouse USA Pierre Thomas
12
Pouch Mouse USA Matt Forte
12
Pouch Mouse USA Roddy White
11
Pouch Mouse USA Marshawn Lynch
10
Pouch Mouse USA Matt Schaub
9
Pouch Mouse USA Kellen Winslow
8
Pouch Mouse USA Kenny Britt
8
Pouch Mouse USA Correll Buckhalter
8
Pouch Mouse USA Garrett Hartley
8
Pouch Mouse USA New York Jets
8
Pouch Mouse USA Donald Driver
6
Pouch Mouse USA Fred Jackson
5
Pouch Mouse USA Shonn Greene
3
Pouch Mouse USA Nate Burleson
2
      
Scatmen Steve Smith
12
Scatmen Carson Palmer
12
Scatmen Clinton Portis
12
Scatmen Reggie Wayne
11
Scatmen Jonathan Stewart
9
Scatmen Mike Bell
8
Scatmen Todd Heap
8
Scatmen Willis McGahee
8
Scatmen Steve Smith (NYG)
8
Scatmen Rian Lindell
8
Scatmen Dallas
8
Scatmen New York Giants
7
Scatmen Ben Roethlisberger
4
Scatmen Steve Breaston
3
Scatmen Heath Miller
1
      
Slam Pounders Randy Moss
12
Slam Pounders Adrian Peterson
12
Slam Pounders Chris Johnson
12
Slam Pounders Dwayne Bowe
11
Slam Pounders Aaron Rodgers
10
Slam Pounders Greg Olsen
8
Slam Pounders Miles Austin
8
Slam Pounders Donnie Avery
8
Slam Pounders Jermichael Finley
8
Slam Pounders Mario Manningham
8
Slam Pounders Robert Meachem
8
Slam Pounders Ryan Moats
8
Slam Pounders Chester Taylor
8
Slam Pounders Denver
8
Slam Pounders Stephen Gostkowski
6
      
Stoolly Pigeons Steven Jackson
12
Stoolly Pigeons Drew Brees
12
Stoolly Pigeons Darren McFadden
11
Stoolly Pigeons Terrell Owens
10
Stoolly Pigeons Chad Ochocinco
9
Stoolly Pigeons Steve Slaton
9
Stoolly Pigeons DeSean Jackson
8
Stoolly Pigeons Patrick Crayton
8
Stoolly Pigeons Vernon Davis
8
Stoolly Pigeons Julius Jones
8
Stoolly Pigeons Joe Nedney
8
Stoolly Pigeons New Orleans
8
Stoolly Pigeons San Francisco
8
Stoolly Pigeons Rashard Mendenhall
7
Stoolly Pigeons Matt Ryan
6
      
Very Large Men DeAngelo Williams
12
Very Large Men Marion Barber
12
Very Large Men Thomas Jones
11
Very Large Men Wes Welker
10
Very Large Men Eddie Royal
9
Very Large Men Jamal Lewis
8
Very Large Men Mark Clayton
8
Very Large Men Michael Crabtree
8
Very Large Men Josh Freeman
8
Very Large Men Nick Folk
8
Very Large Men Philadelphia
8
Very Large Men Benjamin Watson
8
Very Large Men Kevin Walter
7
Very Large Men Kurt Warner
7
Very Large Men Visanthe Shiancoe
5
      
Willow Weeds Brian Westbrook
12
Willow Weeds Donovan McNabb
12
Willow Weeds Brandon Jacobs
12
Willow Weeds Ryan Grant
11
Willow Weeds Antonio Gates
10
Willow Weeds Braylon Edwards
9
Willow Weeds Santana Moss
8
Willow Weeds Kyle Orton
8
Willow Weeds New England
8
Willow Weeds Baltimore
7
Willow Weeds Rob Bironas
6
Willow Weeds Jerricho Cotchery
5
Willow Weeds Domenik Hixon
3
Willow Weeds Jerious Norwood
2
Willow Weeds Anthony Fasano
1
SHORT DIVISION

Team Player
Sal
Bashers Clinton Portis
12
Bashers LaDainian Tomlinson
12
Bashers Roy Williams
11
Bashers DeSean Jackson
9
Bashers Kurt Warner
9
Bashers Julius Jones
8
Bashers Miles Austin
8
Bashers Kevin Boss
8
Bashers Quinton Ganther
8
Bashers Pierre Garcon
8
Bashers Alex Smith
8
Bashers Lawrence Tynes
8
Bashers Arizona
8
Bashers Donald Driver
4
Bashers Robbie Gould
1
      
Bye Week Brian Westbrook
12
Bye Week Steven Jackson
12
Bye Week Kevin Smith
12
Bye Week Chad Ochocinco
11
Bye Week T.J. Houshmandzadeh
10
Bye Week Carson Palmer
9
Bye Week Jonathan Stewart
8
Bye Week Donnie Avery
8
Bye Week New Orleans
8
Bye Week Shonn Greene
7
Bye Week Kellen Winslow
6
Bye Week Matt Schaub
5
Bye Week San Diego
4
Bye Week Glen Coffee
1
Bye Week Jason Elam
1
      
Cheddar-Best Pierre Thomas
12
Cheddar-Best Peyton Manning
12
Cheddar-Best Marshawn Lynch
11
Cheddar-Best Brandon Marshall
10
Cheddar-Best Fred Jackson
8
Cheddar-Best Steve Slaton
8
Cheddar-Best Steve Breaston
8
Cheddar-Best Brent Celek
8
Cheddar-Best Kyle Orton
8
Cheddar-Best Steve Smith (NYG)
8
Cheddar-Best Mike Nugent
8
Cheddar-Best Neal Rackers
8
Cheddar-Best Miami
8
Cheddar-Best Percy Harvin
7
Cheddar-Best New York Jets
4
      
Dante's Inferno Roddy White
12
Dante's Inferno Frank Gore
12
Dante's Inferno Greg Jennings
11
Dante's Inferno Chris Johnson
10
Dante's Inferno Ben Roethlisberger
9
Dante's Inferno Pittsburgh
8
Dante's Inferno Antonio Bryant
8
Dante's Inferno Laurence Maroney
8
Dante's Inferno Nate Washington
8
Dante's Inferno Denver
8
Dante's Inferno Greg Olsen
7
Dante's Inferno Correll Buckhalter
4
Dante's Inferno Joe Flacco
3
Dante's Inferno Zach Miller
2
Dante's Inferno Nate Kaeding
1
      
Fat Rac Tom Brady
12
Fat Rac Michael Turner
12
Fat Rac Matt Forte
12
Fat Rac Braylon Edwards
10
Fat Rac Santonio Holmes
9
Fat Rac Michael Crabtree
8
Fat Rac Jamaal Charles
8
Fat Rac Laveranues Coles
8
Fat Rac Jermichael Finley
8
Fat Rac Robert Meachem
8
Fat Rac Jason Snelling
8
Fat Rac Nick Folk
8
Fat Rac New York Giants
7
Fat Rac Ahmad Bradshaw
6
Fat Rac John Carlson
5
      
PCHS-PigskinSquad Randy Moss
12
PCHS-PigskinSquad Brandon Jacobs
12
PCHS-PigskinSquad Felix Jones
12
PCHS-PigskinSquad Terrell Owens
11
PCHS-PigskinSquad Reggie Bush
10
PCHS-PigskinSquad Cedric Benson
9
PCHS-PigskinSquad Jay Cutler
8
PCHS-PigskinSquad Arian Foster
8
PCHS-PigskinSquad David Garrard
8
PCHS-PigskinSquad Dustin Keller
8
PCHS-PigskinSquad Jeff Reed
8
PCHS-PigskinSquad Seattle
8
PCHS-PigskinSquad Owen Daniels
7
PCHS-PigskinSquad Eli Manning
6
PCHS-PigskinSquad Derrick Mason
4
      
Right Balls Larry Fitzgerald
12
Right Balls Maurice Jones-Drew
12
Right Balls Matt Ryan
12
Right Balls Thomas Jones
11
Right Balls Jason Witten
10
Right Balls Lee Evans
9
Right Balls Mike Bell
8
Right Balls Johnny Knox
8
Right Balls Mario Manningham
8
Right Balls Visanthe Shiancoe
8
Right Balls Mike Sims-Walker
8
Right Balls Vince Young
8
Right Balls Cincinnati
8
Right Balls Baltimore
6
Right Balls David Akers
4
      
Runnin' Terrorists Ryan Grant
12
Runnin' Terrorists Antonio Gates
12
Runnin' Terrorists Adrian Peterson
12
Runnin' Terrorists Reggie Wayne
11
Runnin' Terrorists LenDale White
10
Runnin' Terrorists Donovan McNabb
9
Runnin' Terrorists Nate Burleson
8
Runnin' Terrorists Justin Forsett
8
Runnin' Terrorists Sidney Rice
8
Runnin' Terrorists Garrett Hartley
8
Runnin' Terrorists Chicago
8
Runnin' Terrorists San Francisco
8
Runnin' Terrorists LeSean McCoy
7
Runnin' Terrorists Matt Hasselbeck
4
Runnin' Terrorists Kris Brown
1
      
Sex Panthers Darren McFadden
12
Sex Panthers Tony Romo
12
Sex Panthers Marion Barber
12
Sex Panthers Steve Smith
11
Sex Panthers Beanie Wells
10
Sex Panthers Vincent Jackson
9
Sex Panthers Ray Rice
8
Sex Panthers Santana Moss
8
Sex Panthers Fred Davis
8
Sex Panthers Todd Heap
8
Sex Panthers Ryan Moats
8
Sex Panthers Donald Brown
7
Sex Panthers Philadelphia
5
Sex Panthers Brett Favre
3
Sex Panthers Ryan Longwell
1
      
Simply Mons Joseph Addai
12
Simply Mons Wes Welker
12
Simply Mons Drew Brees
12
Simply Mons Knowshon Moreno
11
Simply Mons Bernard Berrian
9
Simply Mons Hines Ward
8
Simply Mons Torry Holt
8
Simply Mons Rashard Mendenhall
7
Simply Mons Willis McGahee
6
Simply Mons New England
5
Simply Mons Jeremy Shockey
4
Simply Mons Jeremy Maclin
3
Simply Mons JaMarcus Russell
2
Simply Mons Mason Crosby
1
Simply Mons Indianapolis
1
      
Slippery Petes Calvin Johnson
12
Slippery Petes Marques Colston
11
Slippery Petes DeAngelo Williams
11
Slippery Petes Willie Parker
10
Slippery Petes Tony Gonzalez
9
Slippery Petes Darren Sproles
8
Slippery Petes Aaron Rodgers
8
Slippery Petes Austin Collie
8
Slippery Petes Vernon Davis
8
Slippery Petes Mike Wallace
8
Slippery Petes Devin Hester
6
Slippery Petes Tim Hightower
5
Slippery Petes Green Bay
5
Slippery Petes Stephen Gostkowski
4
Slippery Petes Ricky Williams
1
      
Sloppy Joes Philip Rivers
12
Sloppy Joes Anquan Boldin
12
Sloppy Joes Andre Johnson
12
Sloppy Joes Ronnie Brown
11
Sloppy Joes Jamal Lewis
10
Sloppy Joes Dallas Clark
9
Sloppy Joes Larry Johnson
8
Sloppy Joes Hakeem Nicks
8
Sloppy Joes Jerricho Cotchery
7
Sloppy Joes Carnell Williams
6
Sloppy Joes Minnesota
5
Sloppy Joes Rob Bironas
3
Sloppy Joes Heath Miller
1
Sloppy Joes Patrick Crayton
1
Sloppy Joes Jerome Harrison
1


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