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Draft - By Pick

2009

LONG DIVISION

Team Player
Pick
Rd
Sal
Cobras Maurice Jones-Drew
1
1
12
Very Large Men DeAngelo Williams
2
1
12
19 Cent Hot Pockets LaDainian Tomlinson
3
1
12
Gary Colemans Larry Fitzgerald
4
1
12
Slam Pounders Randy Moss
5
1
12
Stoolly Pigeons Steven Jackson
6
1
12
Willow Weeds Brian Westbrook
7
1
12
Pouch Mouse USA Andre Johnson
8
1
12
Meat Whistles Calvin Johnson
9
1
12
Lonely Kickers Greg Jennings
10
1
12
Banty Roosters Ronnie Brown
11
1
12
Scatmen Steve Smith
12
1
12
Scatmen Reggie Wayne
13
2
11
Banty Roosters Anquan Boldin
14
2
11
Lonely Kickers Kevin Smith
15
2
11
Meat Whistles Reggie Bush
16
2
11
Pouch Mouse USA Roddy White
17
2
11
Willow Weeds Ryan Grant
18
2
11
Stoolly Pigeons Darren McFadden
19
2
11
Slam Pounders Dwayne Bowe
20
2
11
Gary Colemans Willie Parker
21
2
11
19 Cent Hot Pockets Marques Colston
22
2
11
Very Large Men Thomas Jones
23
2
11
Cobras Tony Romo
24
2
11
Cobras Brandon Marshall
25
3
10
Very Large Men Wes Welker
26
3
10
19 Cent Hot Pockets Knowshon Moreno
27
3
10
Gary Colemans Joseph Addai
28
3
10
Slam Pounders Aaron Rodgers
29
3
10
Stoolly Pigeons Terrell Owens
30
3
10
Willow Weeds Antonio Gates
31
3
10
Pouch Mouse USA Marshawn Lynch
32
3
10
Meat Whistles Tony Gonzalez
33
3
10
Lonely Kickers Cedric Benson
34
3
10
Banty Roosters T.J. Houshmandzadeh
35
3
10
Scatmen Antonio Bryant
36
3
10
Scatmen Jonathan Stewart
37
4
9
Banty Roosters Larry Johnson
38
4
9
Lonely Kickers Vincent Jackson
39
4
9
Meat Whistles Darren Sproles
40
4
9
Pouch Mouse USA Matt Schaub
41
4
9
Willow Weeds Braylon Edwards
42
4
9
Stoolly Pigeons Chad Ochocinco
43
4
9
Slam Pounders Derrick Ward
44
4
9
Gary Colemans LenDale White
45
4
9
19 Cent Hot Pockets Bernard Berrian
46
4
9
Very Large Men Eddie Royal
47
4
9
Cobras Beanie Wells
48
4
9
Cobras Owen Daniels
49
5
8
Very Large Men Jamal Lewis
50
5
8
19 Cent Hot Pockets James Davis
51
5
8
Gary Colemans Anthony Gonzalez
52
5
8
Slam Pounders Greg Olsen
53
5
8
Stoolly Pigeons DeSean Jackson
54
5
8
Willow Weeds Santana Moss
55
5
8
Pouch Mouse USA Kellen Winslow
56
5
8
Meat Whistles Julius Jones
57
5
8
Lonely Kickers Lee Evans
58
5
8
Banty Roosters Pittsburgh
59
5
8
Scatmen Zach Miller
60
5
8
Scatmen New York
61
6
7
Banty Roosters Matt Hasselbeck
62
6
7
Lonely Kickers Ray Rice
63
6
7
Meat Whistles Devin Hester
64
6
7
Pouch Mouse USA Willis McGahee
65
6
7
Willow Weeds Baltimore
66
6
7
Stoolly Pigeons Rashard Mendenhall
67
6
7
Slam Pounders Tennessee
68
6
7
Gary Colemans Santonio Holmes
69
6
7
19 Cent Hot Pockets Percy Harvin
70
6
7
Very Large Men Kevin Walter
71
6
7
Cobras Philadelphia
72
6
7
Cobras Jeremy Shockey
73
7
6
Very Large Men Leon Washington
74
7
6
19 Cent Hot Pockets Minnesota
75
7
6
Gary Colemans Donald Brown
76
7
6
Slam Pounders Stephen Gostkowski
77
7
6
Stoolly Pigeons Matt Ryan
78
7
6
Willow Weeds Rob Bironas
79
7
6
Pouch Mouse USA Donald Driver
80
7
6
Meat Whistles Tim Hightower
81
7
6
Lonely Kickers Eli Manning
82
7
6
Banty Roosters John Carlson
83
7
6
Scatmen Kris Brown
84
7
6
Scatmen Donnie Avery
85
8
5
Banty Roosters LeSean McCoy
86
8
5
Lonely Kickers Ted Ginn Jr.
87
8
5
Meat Whistles Joe Flacco
88
8
5
Pouch Mouse USA Fred Jackson
89
8
5
Willow Weeds Jerricho Cotchery
90
8
5
Stoolly Pigeons Dustin Keller
91
8
5
Slam Pounders Le'Ron McClain
92
8
5
Gary Colemans New York
93
8
5
19 Cent Hot Pockets Ryan Longwell
94
8
5
Very Large Men Visanthe Shiancoe
95
8
5
Cobras Troy Williamson
96
8
5
Cobras T.J. Duckett
97
9
4
Very Large Men Lance Moore
98
9
4
19 Cent Hot Pockets Ahmad Bradshaw
99
9
4
Gary Colemans Laveranues Coles
100
9
4
Slam Pounders Torry Holt
101
9
4
Stoolly Pigeons Carolina
102
9
4
Willow Weeds Matt Cassel
103
9
4
Pouch Mouse USA Michael Crabtree
104
9
4
Meat Whistles Chicago
105
9
4
Lonely Kickers Ricky Williams
106
9
4
Banty Roosters David Akers
107
9
4
Scatmen Ben Roethlisberger
108
9
4
Scatmen Steve Breaston
109
10
3
Banty Roosters Derrick Mason
110
10
3
Lonely Kickers Michael Jenkins
111
10
3
Meat Whistles Chris Chambers
112
10
3
Pouch Mouse USA Shonn Greene
113
10
3
Willow Weeds Domenik Hixon
114
10
3
Stoolly Pigeons Dallas
115
10
3
Slam Pounders Sammy Morris
116
10
3
Gary Colemans Brett Favre
117
10
3
19 Cent Hot Pockets Brent Celek
118
10
3
Very Large Men Chester Taylor
119
10
3
Cobras David Garrard
120
10
3
Cobras Laurence Maroney
121
11
2
Very Large Men New England
122
11
2
19 Cent Hot Pockets Jeremy Maclin
123
11
2
Gary Colemans Carnell Williams
124
11
2
Slam Pounders Kyle Orton
125
11
2
Stoolly Pigeons Justin Gage
126
11
2
Willow Weeds Jerious Norwood
127
11
2
Pouch Mouse USA Nate Burleson
128
11
2
Meat Whistles Earnest Graham
129
11
2
Lonely Kickers Miami
130
11
2
Banty Roosters Correll Buckhalter
131
11
2
Scatmen Justin Fargas
132
11
2
Scatmen Heath Miller
133
12
1
Banty Roosters Fred Taylor
134
12
1
Lonely Kickers San Diego
135
12
1
Meat Whistles Mark Clayton
136
12
1
Pouch Mouse USA Tampa Bay
137
12
1
Willow Weeds Anthony Fasano
138
12
1
Stoolly Pigeons Kevin Boss
139
12
1
Slam Pounders Vernon Davis
140
12
1
Gary Colemans Mewelde Moore
141
12
1
19 Cent Hot Pockets Deion Branch
142
12
1
Very Large Men Jason Elam
143
12
1
Cobras Mason Crosby
144
12
1
Cobras Muhsin Muhammad
145
13
1
Very Large Men Jake Delhomme
146
13
1
19 Cent Hot Pockets Chris Henry
147
13
1
Gary Colemans Nate Kaeding
148
13
1
Slam Pounders Green Bay
149
13
1
Stoolly Pigeons Nick Folk
150
13
1
Willow Weeds John Kasay
151
13
1
Pouch Mouse USA Robbie Gould
152
13
1
Meat Whistles Jason Hanson
153
13
1
Lonely Kickers Neil Rackers
154
13
1
Banty Roosters Trent Edwards
155
13
1
Scatmen Rian Lindell
156
13
1
SHORT DIVISION

Team Player
Pick
Rd
Sal
Right Balls Larry Fitzgerald
1
1
12
Bye Week Brian Westbrook
2
1
12
Bashers Clinton Portis
3
1
12
PCHS-PigskinSquad Randy Moss
4
1
12
Cheddar-Best Pierre Thomas
5
1
12
Fat Rac Tom Brady
6
1
12
Simply Mons Joseph Addai
7
1
12
Slippery Petes Calvin Johnson
8
1
12
Dante's Inferno Roddy White
9
1
12
Runnin' Terrorists Ryan Grant
10
1
12
Sex Panthers Darren McFadden
11
1
12
Sloppy Joes Philip Rivers
12
1
12
Sloppy Joes Ronnie Brown
13
2
11
Sex Panthers Steve Smith
14
2
11
Runnin' Terrorists Reggie Wayne
15
2
11
Dante's Inferno Greg Jennings
16
2
11
Slippery Petes Marques Colston
17
2
11
Simply Mons Knowshon Moreno
18
2
11
Fat Rac Dwayne Bowe
19
2
11
Cheddar-Best Marshawn Lynch
20
2
11
PCHS-PigskinSquad Terrell Owens
21
2
11
Bashers Roy Williams
22
2
11
Bye Week Chad Ochocinco
23
2
11
Right Balls Thomas Jones
24
2
11
Right Balls Jason Witten
25
3
10
Bye Week T.J. Houshmandzadeh
26
3
10
Bashers Larry Johnson
27
3
10
PCHS-PigskinSquad Reggie Bush
28
3
10
Cheddar-Best Brandon Marshall
29
3
10
Fat Rac Braylon Edwards
30
3
10
Simply Mons Antonio Bryant
31
3
10
Slippery Petes Willie Parker
32
3
10
Dante's Inferno Derrick Ward
33
3
10
Runnin' Terrorists LenDale White
34
3
10
Sex Panthers Beanie Wells
35
3
10
Sloppy Joes Jamal Lewis
36
3
10
Sloppy Joes Dallas Clark
37
4
9
Sex Panthers Vincent Jackson
38
4
9
Runnin' Terrorists Donovan McNabb
39
4
9
Dante's Inferno Ben Roethlisberger
40
4
9
Slippery Petes Tony Gonzalez
41
4
9
Simply Mons Bernard Berrian
42
4
9
Fat Rac Santonio Holmes
43
4
9
Cheddar-Best Anthony Gonzalez
44
4
9
PCHS-PigskinSquad Cedric Benson
45
4
9
Bashers DeSean Jackson
46
4
9
Bye Week Carson Palmer
47
4
9
Right Balls Lee Evans
48
4
9
Right Balls Laveranues Coles
49
5
8
Bye Week Jonathan Stewart
50
5
8
Bashers Julius Jones
51
5
8
PCHS-PigskinSquad Jay Cutler
52
5
8
Cheddar-Best Fred Jackson
53
5
8
Fat Rac Michael Crabtree
54
5
8
Simply Mons Hines Ward
55
5
8
Slippery Petes Darren Sproles
56
5
8
Dante's Inferno Pittsburgh
57
5
8
Runnin' Terrorists Eddie Royal
58
5
8
Sex Panthers Ray Rice
59
5
8
Sex Panthers Santana Moss
60
5
8
Sloppy Joes Jerricho Cotchery
61
6
7
Sex Panthers Donald Brown
62
6
7
Runnin' Terrorists LeSean McCoy
63
6
7
Dante's Inferno Greg Olsen
64
6
7
Slippery Petes Donnie Avery
65
6
7
Simply Mons Rashard Mendenhall
66
6
7
Fat Rac New York
67
6
7
Cheddar-Best Percy Harvin
68
6
7
PCHS-PigskinSquad Owen Daniels
69
6
7
Bashers Lance Moore
70
6
7
Bye Week Shonn Greene
71
6
7
Right Balls Chester Taylor
72
6
7
Right Balls Baltimore
73
7
6
Bye Week Kellen Winslow
74
7
6
Bashers Chris Cooley
75
7
6
PCHS-PigskinSquad Eli Manning
76
7
6
Cheddar-Best Leon Washington
77
7
6
Fat Rac Ahmad Bradshaw
78
7
6
Simply Mons Willis McGahee
79
7
6
Slippery Petes Devin Hester
80
7
6
Dante's Inferno Kevin Walter
81
7
6
Runnin' Terrorists Torry Holt
82
7
6
Sex Panthers Tennessee
83
7
6
Sloppy Joes Carnell Williams
84
7
6
Sloppy Joes Minnesota
85
8
5
Sex Panthers Philadelphia
86
8
5
Runnin' Terrorists Fred Taylor
87
8
5
Dante's Inferno James Davis
88
8
5
Slippery Petes Tim Hightower
89
8
5
Simply Mons New England
90
8
5
Fat Rac John Carlson
91
8
5
Cheddar-Best Chris Henry
92
8
5
PCHS-PigskinSquad Ted Ginn Jr.
93
8
5
Slippery Petes Green Bay
94
8
5
Bye Week Matt Schaub
95
8
5
Right Balls Le'Ron McClain
96
8
5
Right Balls David Akers
97
9
4
Bye Week San Diego
98
9
4
Bashers Donald Driver
99
9
4
PCHS-PigskinSquad Derrick Mason
100
9
4
Cheddar-Best New York
101
9
4
Fat Rac Joshua Cribbs
102
9
4
Simply Mons Jeremy Shockey
103
9
4
Slippery Petes Stephen Gostkowski
104
9
4
Dante's Inferno Correll Buckhalter
105
9
4
Runnin' Terrorists Matt Hasselbeck
106
9
4
Sex Panthers Josh Morgan
107
9
4
Sloppy Joes Edgerrin James
108
9
4
Sloppy Joes Rob Bironas
109
10
3
Sex Panthers Brett Favre
110
10
3
Runnin' Terrorists Domenik Hixon
111
10
3
Dante's Inferno Joe Flacco
112
10
3
Slippery Petes David Garrard
113
10
3
Simply Mons Jeremy Maclin
114
10
3
Fat Rac Matt Cassel
115
10
3
Cheddar-Best Chad Pennington
116
10
3
PCHS-PigskinSquad Dallas
117
10
3
Bashers Chicago
118
10
3
Bye Week Justin Gage
119
10
3
Right Balls Trent Edwards
120
10
3
Right Balls Steve Breaston
121
11
2
Bye Week Chris Chambers
122
11
2
Bashers Ladell Betts
123
11
2
PCHS-PigskinSquad Brady Quinn
124
11
2
Cheddar-Best Visanthe Shiancoe
125
11
2
Fat Rac Earnest Graham
126
11
2
Simply Mons JaMarcus Russell
127
11
2
Slippery Petes Jamaal Charles
128
11
2
Dante's Inferno Zach Miller
129
11
2
Runnin' Terrorists Miami
130
11
2
Sex Panthers Dustin Keller
131
11
2
Sloppy Joes Jake Delhomme
132
11
2
Sloppy Joes Heath Miller
133
12
1
Sex Panthers Ryan Longwell
134
12
1
Runnin' Terrorists Kris Brown
135
12
1
Dante's Inferno Nate Kaeding
136
12
1
Slippery Petes Ricky Williams
137
12
1
Simply Mons Mason Crosby
138
12
1
Fat Rac Samkon Gado
139
12
1
Cheddar-Best Nick Folk
140
12
1
PCHS-PigskinSquad John Kasay
141
12
1
Bashers Nate Washington
142
12
1
Bye Week Glen Coffee
143
12
1
Right Balls Dennis Northcutt
144
12
1
Right Balls Jared Cook
145
13
1
Bye Week Jason Elam
146
13
1
Bashers Robbie Gould
147
13
1
PCHS-PigskinSquad Sammy Morris
148
13
1
Cheddar-Best Laurence Maroney
149
13
1
Fat Rac Garrett Hartley
150
13
1
Simply Mons Indianapolis
151
13
1
Bashers Michael Jenkins
152
13
1
Dante's Inferno Carolina
153
13
1
Runnin' Terrorists Brandon Jackson
154
13
1
Sloppy Joes Patrick Crayton
155
13
1
Sloppy Joes Jerome Harrison
156
13
1

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