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Final Rosters

2008

Keeper Rules = 2 keepers with salaries totaling $22 or less

LONG DIVISION

Team Player
Pos
Sal
19-Cent Team Fred Taylor
RB
12
19-Cent Team Steven Jackson
RB
12
19-Cent Team Terrell Owens
WR
12
19-Cent Team Tom Brady
QB
12
19-Cent Team Antonio Gates
TE
10
19-Cent Team Deuce McAllister
RB
9
19-Cent Team Carnell Williams
RB
8
19-Cent Team Cedric Benson
RB
8
19-Cent Team Felix Jones
RB
8
19-Cent Team Kyle Orton
QB
8
19-Cent Team Matt Cassel
QB
8
19-Cent Team Muhsin Muhammad
WR
8
19-Cent Team New York Jets
DEF
8
19-Cent Team Bernard Berrian
WR
6
19-Cent Team Rob Bironas
K
5
        
Banty Roosters Andre Johnson
WR
12
Banty Roosters Frank Gore
RB
12
Banty Roosters Willis McGahee
RB
12
Banty Roosters Roy Williams
WR
10
Banty Roosters Chad Pennington
QB
8
Banty Roosters David Garrard
QB
8
Banty Roosters Eddie Royal
WR
8
Banty Roosters Jason Campbell
QB
8
Banty Roosters Kevin Faulk
RB
8
Banty Roosters Michael Pittman
RB
8
Banty Roosters Minnesota
DEF
8
Banty Roosters Lee Evans
WR
7
Banty Roosters Donald Driver
WR
6
Banty Roosters Nate Kaeding
K
3
Banty Roosters John Carlson
TE
1
        
Cobras Ben Roethlisberger
QB
12
Cobras Larry Johnson
RB
12
Cobras Torry Holt
WR
12
Cobras Michael Turner
RB
11
Cobras Laveranues Coles
WR
9
Cobras David Akers
K
8
Cobras Donald Lee
TE
8
Cobras Hines Ward
WR
8
Cobras Kolby Smith
RB
8
Cobras Matt Ryan
QB
8
Cobras Michael Jenkins
WR
8
Cobras TJ Duckett
RB
8
Cobras Pittsburgh
DEF
7
Cobras Jerry Porter
WR
4
Cobras Deion Branch
WR
2
        
Gary Colemans Jamal Lewis
RB
12
Gary Colemans Santonio Holmes
WR
12
Gary Colemans T.J. Houshmandzadeh
WR
11
Gary Colemans Jason Witten
TE
10
Gary Colemans Correll Buckhalter
RB
8
Gary Colemans Derrick Ward
RB
8
Gary Colemans Indianapolis
DEF
8
Gary Colemans John Kasay
K
8
Gary Colemans Justin Gage
WR
8
Gary Colemans Kevin Boss
TE
8
Gary Colemans Mewelde Moore
RB
8
Gary Colemans Vincent Jackson
WR
8
Gary Colemans Philip Rivers
QB
4
Gary Colemans Tim Hightower
RB
3
Gary Colemans DeSean Jackson
WR
1
        
Lonely Kickers Dallas Clark
TE
12
Lonely Kickers Marshawn Lynch
RB
12
Lonely Kickers Reggie Bush
RB
12
Lonely Kickers Plaxico Burress
WR
11
Lonely Kickers Selvin Young
RB
10
Lonely Kickers Marvin Harrison
WR
9
Lonely Kickers Brandon Jackson
RB
8
Lonely Kickers Jacksonville
DEF
8
Lonely Kickers Patrick Crayton
WR
8
Lonely Kickers Ricky Williams
RB
8
Lonely Kickers Kevin Curtis
WR
7
Lonely Kickers Jay Cutler
QB
6
Lonely Kickers Green Bay
DEF
4
Lonely Kickers Stephen Gostkowski
K
3
Lonely Kickers Alge Crumpler
TE
1
        
Meat Whistles Larry Fitzgerald
WR
12
Meat Whistles Peyton Manning
QB
12
Meat Whistles Ronnie Brown
RB
12
Meat Whistles Thomas Jones
RB
11
Meat Whistles Chris Chambers
WR
10
Meat Whistles Chris Cooley
TE
9
Meat Whistles Antonio Bryant
WR
8
Meat Whistles Chicago
DEF
8
Meat Whistles Donte Stallworth
WR
8
Meat Whistles Jerious Norwood
RB
8
Meat Whistles Jake Delhomme
QB
6
Meat Whistles Warrick Dunn
RB
5
Meat Whistles Greg Olsen
TE
4
Meat Whistles Rudi Johnson
RB
3
Meat Whistles Robbie Gould
K
1
        
Pouch Mouse USA LaDainian Tomlinson
RB
12
Pouch Mouse USA Laurence Maroney
RB
12
Pouch Mouse USA Ryan Grant
RB
12
Pouch Mouse USA Darren McFadden
RB
11
Pouch Mouse USA Matt Forte
RB
11
Pouch Mouse USA Anquan Boldin
WR
10
Pouch Mouse USA Roddy White
WR
9
Pouch Mouse USA John Carney
K
8
Pouch Mouse USA Kellen Winslow
TE
8
Pouch Mouse USA Miami
DEF
8
Pouch Mouse USA Pierre Thomas
RB
8
Pouch Mouse USA Rashard Mendenhall
RB
8
Pouch Mouse USA Todd Heap
TE
8
Pouch Mouse USA Eli Manning
QB
6
Pouch Mouse USA Leon Washington
RB
4
        
Scatmen Clinton Portis
RB
12
Scatmen Reggie Wayne
WR
12
Scatmen Chad Johnson
WR
11
Scatmen LenDale White
RB
11
Scatmen Carson Palmer
QB
10
Scatmen Julius Jones
RB
9
Scatmen Anthony Fasano
TE
8
Scatmen Bo Scaife
TE
8
Scatmen Jeremy Shockey
TE
8
Scatmen Le'Ron McClain
RB
8
Scatmen New York Giants
DEF
7
Scatmen Nick Folk
K
6
Scatmen Ahman Green
RB
5
Scatmen Aaron Rodgers
QB
2
Scatmen Josh Scobee
K
1
        
Slam Pounders Adrian Peterson (Min)
RB
12
Slam Pounders Braylon Edwards
WR
12
Slam Pounders Wes Welker
WR
11
Slam Pounders Jonathan Stewart
RB
10
Slam Pounders Greg Jennings
WR
9
Slam Pounders Tony Romo
QB
9
Slam Pounders Arizona
DEF
8
Slam Pounders Chris Johnson
RB
8
Slam Pounders Dominic Rhodes
RB
8
Slam Pounders Tashard Choice
RB
8
Slam Pounders Tatum Bell
RB
8
Slam Pounders Zach Miller
TE
8
Slam Pounders DeAngelo Williams
RB
7
Slam Pounders Anthony Gonzalez
WR
6
Slam Pounders Mason Crosby
K
1
        
Stoolly Pigeons Earnest Graham
RB
12
Stoolly Pigeons Maurice Jones-Drew
RB
12
Stoolly Pigeons Willie Parker
RB
12
Stoolly Pigeons Drew Brees
QB
11
Stoolly Pigeons Calvin Johnson
WR
10
Stoolly Pigeons Jerricho Cotchery
WR
8
Stoolly Pigeons Neil Rackers
K
8
Stoolly Pigeons Ray Rice
RB
8
Stoolly Pigeons Tennessee
DEF
8
Stoolly Pigeons Visanthe Shiancoe
TE
8
Stoolly Pigeons Santana Moss
WR
7
Stoolly Pigeons Brett Favre
QB
6
Stoolly Pigeons Steve Slaton
RB
5
Stoolly Pigeons Carolina
DEF
1
Stoolly Pigeons Dustin Keller
TE
1
        
Very Large Men Brian Westbrook
RB
12
Very Large Men Marion Barber III
RB
12
Very Large Men Marques Colston
WR
12
Very Large Men Brandon Marshall
WR
11
Very Large Men Chester Taylor
RB
8
Very Large Men Darren Sproles
RB
8
Very Large Men Isaac Bruce
WR
8
Very Large Men Jason Elam
K
8
Very Large Men Kevin Walter
WR
8
Very Large Men Owen Daniels
TE
8
Very Large Men Sammy Morris
RB
8
Very Large Men San Diego
DEF
8
Very Large Men Ted Ginn
WR
8
Very Large Men Tony Scheffler
TE
7
Very Large Men Kurt Warner
QB
3
        
Willow Weeds Brandon Jacobs
RB
12
Willow Weeds Joseph Addai
RB
12
Willow Weeds Randy Moss
WR
12
Willow Weeds Steve Smith
WR
11
Willow Weeds Kevin Smith
RB
10
Willow Weeds Tony Gonzalez
TE
9
Willow Weeds Andre Hall
RB
8
Willow Weeds Donovan McNabb
QB
8
Willow Weeds Joey Galloway
WR
8
Willow Weeds New England
DEF
7
Willow Weeds Adam Vinatieri
K
6
Willow Weeds Marc Bulger
QB
5
Willow Weeds Vernon Davis
TE
4
Willow Weeds Bryant Johnson
WR
2
Willow Weeds Baltimore
DEF
1
SHORT DIVISION

Team Player
Pos
Sal
Cheddar-Best Clinton Portis
RB
12
Cheddar-Best Peyton Manning
QB
12
Cheddar-Best Selvin Young
RB
12
Cheddar-Best Plaxico Burress
WR
11
Cheddar-Best Roy Williams
WR
10
Cheddar-Best Julius Jones
RB
9
Cheddar-Best Chris Cooley
TE
8
Cheddar-Best Derrick Ward
RB
8
Cheddar-Best Dominic Rhodes
RB
8
Cheddar-Best Josh Scobee
K
8
Cheddar-Best Muhsin Muhammad
WR
8
Cheddar-Best Ted Ginn Jr.
WR
8
Cheddar-Best Bernard Berrian
WR
6
Cheddar-Best New York Giants
DEF
5
Cheddar-Best Steve Slaton
RB
4
        
Crotch Jones Jamal Lewis
RB
12
Crotch Jones Marques Colston
WR
12
Crotch Jones Steven Jackson
RB
12
Crotch Jones Brandon Marshall
WR
11
Crotch Jones Kevin Smith
RB
10
Crotch Jones Duante Culpepper
QB
8
Crotch Jones Philadelphia
DEF
8
Crotch Jones Rashard Mendenhall
RB
8
Crotch Jones Stephen Gostkowski
K
8
Crotch Jones Zach Miller
TE
8
Crotch Jones Chris Chambers
WR
7
Crotch Jones New England
DEF
6
Crotch Jones Warrick Dunn
RB
5
Crotch Jones Jason Campbell
QB
4
Crotch Jones Darren Sproles
RB
1
        
Dante's Inferno Calvin Johnson
WR
12
Dante's Inferno Frank Gore
RB
12
Dante's Inferno Joseph Addai
RB
12
Dante's Inferno Santonio Holmes
WR
11
Dante's Inferno Jonathan Stewart
RB
10
Dante's Inferno Jay Cutler
QB
9
Dante's Inferno Anthony Fasano
TE
8
Dante's Inferno Jeremy Shockey
TE
8
Dante's Inferno Justin Gage
WR
8
Dante's Inferno Trent Edwards
QB
8
Dante's Inferno Vincent Jackson
WR
8
Dante's Inferno Kevin Curtis
WR
7
Dante's Inferno Chris Johnson
RB
6
Dante's Inferno Rob Bironas
K
1
Dante's Inferno Tampa Bay
DEF
1
        
Dawg Fighting Braylon Edwards
WR
12
Dawg Fighting Marshawn Lynch
RB
12
Dawg Fighting Tom Brady
QB
12
Dawg Fighting Chad Johnson
WR
11
Dawg Fighting Michael Turner
RB
10
Dawg Fighting Jerricho Cotchery
WR
9
Dawg Fighting David Garrard
QB
8
Dawg Fighting Kevin Boss
TE
8
Dawg Fighting Kyle Orton
QB
8
Dawg Fighting Matt Forte
RB
8
Dawg Fighting New York Jets
DEF
8
Dawg Fighting Tyler Thigpen
QB
8
Dawg Fighting Santana Moss
WR
6
Dawg Fighting Owen Daniels
TE
5
Dawg Fighting Phil Dawson
K
1
        
FTMDLS Donald Driver
WR
12
FTMDLS Kellen Winslow
TE
12
FTMDLS LaDainian Tomlinson
RB
12
FTMDLS Ben Roethlisberger
QB
11
FTMDLS Dallas Clark
TE
10
FTMDLS LenDale White
RB
9
FTMDLS Adam Vinatieri
K
8
FTMDLS Bo Scaife
TE
8
FTMDLS Rudi Johnson
RB
8
FTMDLS Dallas
DEF
7
FTMDLS Chester Taylor
RB
6
FTMDLS Jeff Garcia
QB
4
FTMDLS Derrick Mason
WR
3
FTMDLS Bobby Engram
WR
1
FTMDLS Shaun McDonald
WR
1
        
PCHS-PigskinSquad Brandon Jacobs
RB
12
PCHS-PigskinSquad Randy Moss
WR
12
PCHS-PigskinSquad Terrell Owens
WR
12
PCHS-PigskinSquad Earnest Graham
RB
11
PCHS-PigskinSquad Fred Taylor
RB
10
PCHS-PigskinSquad Felix Jones
RB
9
PCHS-PigskinSquad Baltimore
DEF
8
PCHS-PigskinSquad Carolina
DEF
8
PCHS-PigskinSquad Dante Rosario
TE
8
PCHS-PigskinSquad Eddie Royal
WR
8
PCHS-PigskinSquad John Carney
K
8
PCHS-PigskinSquad Matt Jones
WR
8
PCHS-PigskinSquad Philip Rivers
QB
8
PCHS-PigskinSquad Eli Manning
QB
6
PCHS-PigskinSquad Ahmad Bradshaw
RB
4
        
Right Balls Maurice Jones-Drew
RB
12
Right Balls Reggie Bush
RB
12
Right Balls Carson Palmer
QB
11
Right Balls Jason Witten
TE
10
Right Balls Minnesota
DEF
9
Right Balls Brandon Lloyd
WR
8
Right Balls Kevin Jones
RB
8
Right Balls Matt Ryan
QB
8
Right Balls Nate Kaeding
K
8
Right Balls Patrick Crayton
WR
8
Right Balls Vernon Davis
TE
8
Right Balls Anthony Gonzalez
WR
7
Right Balls Nick Folk
K
5
Right Balls Roddy White
WR
5
Right Balls Pierre Thomas
RB
3
        
Runnin' Terrorists Adrian Peterson (Min)
RB
12
Runnin' Terrorists Larry Fitzgerald
WR
12
Runnin' Terrorists Ricky Williams
RB
12
Runnin' Terrorists Willie Parker
RB
11
Runnin' Terrorists Donovan McNabb
QB
10
Runnin' Terrorists Antonio Gates
TE
9
Runnin' Terrorists Isaac Bruce
WR
8
Runnin' Terrorists Kenneth Darby
RB
8
Runnin' Terrorists Kevin Faulk
RB
8
Runnin' Terrorists Laveranues Coles
WR
8
Runnin' Terrorists Mewelde Moore
RB
8
Runnin' Terrorists Brett Favre
QB
7
Runnin' Terrorists DeSean Jackson
WR
2
Runnin' Terrorists Ryan Longwell
K
1
Runnin' Terrorists Tennessee
DEF
1
        
Sex Panthers Marion Barber III
RB
12
Sex Panthers T.J. Houshmandzadeh
WR
11
Sex Panthers Anquan Boldin
WR
10
Sex Panthers Ronnie Brown
RB
9
Sex Panthers Tony Romo
QB
9
Sex Panthers Antonio Pittman
RB
8
Sex Panthers Greg Olsen
TE
8
Sex Panthers Lee Evans
WR
8
Sex Panthers Matt Cassel
QB
8
Sex Panthers Matt Prater
K
8
Sex Panthers Miami
DEF
8
Sex Panthers Peyton Hills
RB
8
Sex Panthers Justin Fargas
RB
6
Sex Panthers Green Bay
DEF
5
Sex Panthers Tony Scheffler
TE
3
        
Simply Mons Drew Brees
QB
12
Simply Mons Greg Jennings
WR
12
Simply Mons Larry Johnson
RB
12
Simply Mons Thomas Jones
RB
11
Simply Mons Wes Welker
WR
10
Simply Mons Dwayne Bowe
WR
9
Simply Mons Alex Smith
TE
8
Simply Mons Jacksonville
DEF
8
Simply Mons Jason Elam
K
8
Simply Mons Joe Nedney
K
8
Simply Mons Kevin Walter
WR
8
Simply Mons Marcedes Lewis
TE
8
Simply Mons Pittsburgh
DEF
6
Simply Mons Ladell Betts
RB
2
Simply Mons Jamaal Charles
RB
1
        
Slippery Petes Darren McFadden
RB
12
Slippery Petes Ryan Grant
RB
12
Slippery Petes Willis McGahee
RB
12
Slippery Petes Steve Smith
WR
11
Slippery Petes Torry Holt
WR
10
Slippery Petes Marvin Harrison
WR
9
Slippery Petes Donnie Avery
WR
8
Slippery Petes Dustin Keller
TE
8
Slippery Petes Lance Moore
WR
8
Slippery Petes Le'Ron McClain
RB
8
Slippery Petes DeAngelo Williams
RB
7
Slippery Petes Kurt Warner
QB
5
Slippery Petes Aaron Rodgers
QB
4
Slippery Petes Arizona
DEF
3
Slippery Petes Mason Crosby
K
2
        
Sloppy Joes Andre Johnson
WR
12
Sloppy Joes Brian Westbrook
RB
12
Sloppy Joes Reggie Wayne
WR
12
Sloppy Joes Edgerrin James
RB
10
Sloppy Joes Tony Gonzalez
TE
9
Sloppy Joes Cedric Benson
RB
8
Sloppy Joes Chad Pennington
QB
8
Sloppy Joes Correll Buckhalter
RB
8
Sloppy Joes Hines Ward
WR
8
Sloppy Joes John Kasay
K
8
Sloppy Joes Sammy Morris
RB
8
Sloppy Joes Tim Hightower
RB
8
Sloppy Joes Deuce McAllister
RB
7
Sloppy Joes Chicago
DEF
6
Sloppy Joes Jake Delhomme
QB
4


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