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Draft - By Pick

2008

LONG DIVISION

Team Player
Pick
Rd
Sal
19-Cent Team Terrell Owens
1
1
12
Pouch Mouse USA Laurence Maroney
2
1
12
Scatmen Reggie Wayne
3
1
12
Lonely Kickers Reggie Bush
4
1
12
Pounders Braylon Edwards
5
1
12
Very Large Men Marques Colston
6
1
12
Gary Colemans Jamal Lewis
7
1
12
Banty Roosters Willis McGahee
8
1
12
Stooly Pigeons Willie Parker
9
1
12
Willow Weeds Brandon Jacobs
10
1
12
Cobras Torry Holt
11
1
12
Meat Whistles Ronnie Brown
12
1
12
     
  
  
  
Meat Whistles Thomas Jones
13
2
11
Cobras Michael Turner
14
2
11
Willow Weeds Steve Smith
15
2
11
Stooly Pigeons Drew Brees
16
2
11
Pouch Mouse USA Darren McFadden
17
2
11
Gary Colemans T.J. Houshmandzadeh
18
2
11
Very Large Men Brandon Marshall
19
2
11
Pounders Wes Welker
20
2
11
Lonely Kickers Plaxico Burress
21
2
11
Scatmen Chad Johnson
22
2
11
Pouch Mouse USA Matt Forte
23
2
11
19-Cent Team Derek Anderson
24
2
11
     
  
  
  
19-Cent Team Antonio Gates
25
3
10
Pouch Mouse USA Anquan Boldin
26
3
10
Scatmen Carson Palmer
27
3
10
Lonely Kickers Selvin Young
28
3
10
Pounders Jonathan Stewart
29
3
10
Very Large Men Edgerrin James
30
3
10
Gary Colemans Jason Witten
31
3
10
Banty Roosters Roy Williams
32
3
10
Stooly Pigeons Calvin Johnson
33
3
10
Willow Weeds Kevin Smith
34
3
10
Cobras Kellen Winslow
35
3
10
Meat Whistles Chris Chambers
36
3
10
     
  
  
  
Meat Whistles Chris Cooley
37
4
9
Cobras Laveranues Coles
38
4
9
Willow Weeds Tony Gonzalez
39
4
9
Stooly Pigeons Heath Miller
40
4
9
Banty Roosters Matt Hasselbeck
41
4
9
Gary Colemans Rashard Mendenhall
42
4
9
Very Large Men David Garrard
43
4
9
Pounders Greg Jennings
44
4
9
Lonely Kickers Marvin Harrison
45
4
9
Scatmen Julius Jones
46
4
9
Pouch Mouse USA Roddy White
47
4
9
19-Cent Team Deuce McAllister
48
4
9
     
  
  
  
19-Cent Team Felix Jones
49
5
8
Pouch Mouse USA Dwayne Bowe
50
5
8
Scatmen Jeremy Shockey
51
5
8
Lonely Kickers Ricky Williams
52
5
8
Pounders Chris Johnson
53
5
8
Very Large Men San Diego
54
5
8
Gary Colemans Chester Taylor
55
5
8
Banty Roosters Minnesota
56
5
8
Stooly Pigeons Jerricho Cotchery
57
5
8
Willow Weeds Donovan McNabb
58
5
8
Cobras Hines Ward
59
5
8
Meat Whistles Chicago
60
5
8
     
  
  
  
Meat Whistles Kevin Jones
61
6
7
Cobras Pittsburgh
62
6
7
Willow Weeds New England
63
6
7
Stooly Pigeons Santana Moss
64
6
7
Banty Roosters Lee Evans
65
6
7
Gary Colemans Chris Perry
66
6
7
Very Large Men Tony Scheffler
67
6
7
Pounders DeAngelo Williams
68
6
7
Lonely Kickers Kevin Curtis
69
6
7
Scatmen New York
70
6
7
Pouch Mouse USA Patrick Crayton
71
6
7
19-Cent Team Joey Galloway
72
6
7
     
  
  
  
19-Cent Team Bernard Berrian
73
7
6
Pouch Mouse USA Eli Manning
74
7
6
Scatmen Nick Folk
75
7
6
Lonely Kickers Jay Cutler
76
7
6
Pounders Anthony Gonzalez
77
7
6
Very Large Men Shayne Graham
78
7
6
Gary Colemans Dallas
79
7
6
Banty Roosters Donald Driver
80
7
6
Stooly Pigeons Brett Favre
81
7
6
Willow Weeds Adam Vinatieri
82
7
6
Cobras Justin Fargas
83
7
6
Meat Whistles Jake Delhomme
84
7
6
     
  
  
  
Meat Whistles Warrick Dunn
85
8
5
Cobras Antwaan Randle El
86
8
5
Willow Weeds Marc Bulger
87
8
5
Stooly Pigeons Steve Slaton
88
8
5
Banty Roosters Nate Burleson
89
8
5
Gary Colemans Robert Meachem
90
8
5
Very Large Men Andre Hall
91
8
5
Pounders Owen Daniels
92
8
5
Lonely Kickers Jon Kitna
93
8
5
Scatmen Ahman Green
94
8
5
Pouch Mouse USA Derrick Mason
95
8
5
19-Cent Team Rob Bironas
96
8
5
     
  
  
  
19-Cent Team Ahmad Bradshaw
97
9
4
Pouch Mouse USA Leon Washington
98
9
4
Scatmen Javon Walker
99
9
4
Lonely Kickers Green Bay
100
9
4
Pounders Matt Schaub
101
9
4
Very Large Men Kenny Watson
102
9
4
Gary Colemans Philip Rivers
103
9
4
Banty Roosters Reggie Brown
104
9
4
Stooly Pigeons Ted Ginn Jr.
105
9
4
Willow Weeds Vernon Davis
106
9
4
Cobras Jerry Porter
107
9
4
Meat Whistles Greg Olsen
108
9
4
     
  
  
  
Meat Whistles Rudi Johnson
109
10
3
Cobras Travis Henry
110
10
3
Willow Weeds Todd Heap
111
10
3
Stooly Pigeons Jacksonville
112
10
3
Banty Roosters T.J. Duckett
113
10
3
Gary Colemans Tim Hightower
114
10
3
Very Large Men Kurt Warner
115
10
3
Pounders Sidney Rice
116
10
3
Lonely Kickers Stephen Gostkowski
117
10
3
Scatmen Benjamin Watson
118
10
3
Banty Roosters Nate Kaeding
119
10
3
19-Cent Team Seattle
120
10
3
     
  
  
  
19-Cent Team Vince Young
121
11
2
Pouch Mouse USA Randy McMichael
122
11
2
Scatmen Aaron Rodgers
123
11
2
Lonely Kickers Indianapolis
124
11
2
Pounders Tampa Bay
125
11
2
Very Large Men D.J. Hackett
126
11
2
Gary Colemans Jerious Norwood
127
11
2
Banty Roosters JaMarcus Russell
128
11
2
Stooly Pigeons Ryan Longwell
129
11
2
Willow Weeds Bryant Johnson
130
11
2
Cobras Deion Branch
131
11
2
Meat Whistles Jabar Gaffney
132
11
2
     
  
  
  
Meat Whistles Robbie Gould
133
12
1
Cobras Jeff Garcia
134
12
1
Willow Weeds Baltimore
135
12
1
Stooly Pigeons Zach Miller
136
12
1
Banty Roosters John Carlson
137
12
1
Gary Colemans DeSean Jackson
138
12
1
Very Large Men Donald Lee
139
12
1
Pounders Ray Rice
140
12
1
Lonely Kickers Alge Crumpler
141
12
1
Scatmen Ladell Betts
142
12
1
Pouch Mouse USA Philadelphia
143
12
1
19-Cent Team Devin Hester
144
12
1
     
  
  
  
19-Cent Team Limas Sweed
145
13
1
Pouch Mouse USA Shaun Suisham
146
13
1
Scatmen Josh Scobee
147
13
1
Lonely Kickers Lorenzo Booker
148
13
1
Pounders Mason Crosby
149
13
1
Very Large Men Phil Dawson
150
13
1
Gary Colemans Jeff Reed
151
13
1
Banty Roosters Drew Carter
152
13
1
Stooly Pigeons Carolina
153
13
1
Willow Weeds Neil Rackers
154
13
1
Cobras Mike Nugent
155
13
1
Meat Whistles Ronald Curry
156
13
1
SHORT DIVISION

Team Player
Pick
Rd
Sal
Dante's Inferno Frank Gore
1
1
12
Cheddar-Best Clinton Portis
2
1
12
Simply Mons Larry Johnson
3
1
12
Dawg Fighting Tom Brady
4
1
12
Crotch Jones Jamal Lewis
5
1
12
Sloppy Joes Reggie Wayne
6
1
12
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Brandon Jacobs
7
1
12
Slippery Petes Darren McFadden
8
1
12
FTMDLS Kellen Winslow
9
1
12
Sex Panthers Laurence Maroney
10
1
12
Right Balls Reggie Bush
11
1
12
Runnin' Terrorists Larry Fitzgerald
12
1
12
     
  
  
  
Runnin' Terrorists Willie Parker
13
2
11
Right Balls Carson Palmer
14
2
11
Sex Panthers T.J. Houshmandzadeh
15
2
11
FTMDLS Ben Roethlisberger
16
2
11
Slippery Petes Steve Smith
17
2
11
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Earnest Graham
18
2
11
Sloppy Joes Derek Anderson
19
2
11
Crotch Jones Brandon Marshall
20
2
11
Dawg Fighting Chad Johnson
21
2
11
Simply Mons Thomas Jones
22
2
11
Cheddar-Best Plaxico Burress
23
2
11
Dante's Inferno Santonio Holmes
24
2
11
     
  
  
  
Dante's Inferno Jonathan Stewart
25
3
10
Cheddar-Best Roy Williams
26
3
10
Simply Mons Wes Welker
27
3
10
Dawg Fighting Michael Turner
28
3
10
Crotch Jones Kevin Smith
29
3
10
Sloppy Joes Edgerrin James
30
3
10
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Fred Taylor
31
3
10
Slippery Petes Torry Holt
32
3
10
FTMDLS Dallas Clark
33
3
10
Sex Panthers Anquan Boldin
34
3
10
Right Balls Jason Witten
35
3
10
Runnin' Terrorists Donovan McNabb
36
3
10
     
  
  
  
Runnin' Terrorists Antonio Gates
37
4
9
Right Balls Minnesota
38
4
9
Sex Panthers Ronnie Brown
39
4
9
FTMDLS LenDale White
40
4
9
Slippery Petes Marvin Harrison
41
4
9
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Felix Jones
42
4
9
Sloppy Joes Tony Gonzalez
43
4
9
Crotch Jones Matt Hasselbeck
44
4
9
Dawg Fighting Jerricho Cotchery
45
4
9
Simply Mons Dwayne Bowe
46
4
9
Cheddar-Best Julius Jones
47
4
9
Dante's Inferno Jay Cutler
48
4
9
     
  
  
  
Dante's Inferno Jeremy Shockey
49
5
8
Cheddar-Best Chris Cooley
50
5
8
Simply Mons Todd Heap
51
5
8
Dawg Fighting Matt Forte
52
5
8
Crotch Jones Vernon Davis
53
5
8
Sloppy Joes Hines Ward
54
5
8
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Philip Rivers
55
5
8
Slippery Petes Heath Miller
56
5
8
FTMDLS Rudi Johnson
57
5
8
Sex Panthers Lee Evans
58
5
8
Right Balls Rashard Mendenhall
59
5
8
Runnin' Terrorists Laveranues Coles
60
5
8
     
  
  
  
Runnin' Terrorists Brett Favre
61
6
7
Right Balls Anthony Gonzalez
62
6
7
Sex Panthers Chris Perry
63
6
7
FTMDLS Dallas
64
6
7
Slippery Petes DeAngelo Williams
65
6
7
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Benjamin Watson
66
6
7
Sloppy Joes Deuce McAllister
67
6
7
Crotch Jones Chris Chambers
68
6
7
Dawg Fighting San Diego
69
6
7
Simply Mons Ahman Green
70
6
7
Cheddar-Best Kenny Watson
71
6
7
Dante's Inferno Kevin Curtis
72
6
7
     
  
  
  
Dante's Inferno Chris Johnson
73
7
6
Cheddar-Best Bernard Berrian
74
7
6
Simply Mons Pittsburgh
75
7
6
Dawg Fighting Santana Moss
76
7
6
Crotch Jones New England
77
7
6
Sloppy Joes Chicago
78
7
6
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Eli Manning
79
7
6
Slippery Petes Patrick Crayton
80
7
6
FTMDLS Chester Taylor
81
7
6
Sex Panthers Justin Fargas
82
7
6
Right Balls Marc Bulger
83
7
6
Runnin' Terrorists Nate Burleson
84
7
6
     
  
  
  
Runnin' Terrorists Jerious Norwood
85
8
5
Right Balls Nick Folk
86
8
5
Sex Panthers Green Bay
87
8
5
FTMDLS Shayne Graham
88
8
5
Slippery Petes Kurt Warner
89
8
5
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Javon Walker
90
8
5
Sloppy Joes Adam Vinatieri
91
8
5
Crotch Jones Warrick Dunn
92
8
5
Dawg Fighting Owen Daniels
93
8
5
Simply Mons Jerry Porter
94
8
5
Cheddar-Best New York
95
8
5
Dante's Inferno David Garrard
96
8
5
     
  
  
  
Dante's Inferno Donte' Stallworth
97
9
4
Cheddar-Best Steve Slaton
98
9
4
Simply Mons Jon Kitna
99
9
4
Dawg Fighting Joey Galloway
100
9
4
Crotch Jones Jason Campbell
101
9
4
Sloppy Joes Jake Delhomme
102
9
4
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Ahmad Bradshaw
103
9
4
Slippery Petes Aaron Rodgers
104
9
4
FTMDLS Jeff Garcia
105
9
4
Sex Panthers Matt Schaub
106
9
4
Right Balls Reggie Williams
107
9
4
Runnin' Terrorists Kevin Jones
108
9
4
     
  
  
  
Runnin' Terrorists Reggie Brown
109
10
3
Right Balls Pierre Thomas
110
10
3
Sex Panthers Tony Scheffler
111
10
3
FTMDLS Derrick Mason
112
10
3
Slippery Petes Arizona
113
10
3
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Jacksonville
114
10
3
Sloppy Joes Vincent Jackson
115
10
3
Crotch Jones Ted Ginn Jr.
116
10
3
Dawg Fighting Matt Ryan
117
10
3
Simply Mons Josh Brown
118
10
3
Cheddar-Best Vince Young
119
10
3
Dante's Inferno Kolby Smith
120
10
3
     
  
  
  
Dante's Inferno Deion Branch
121
11
2
Cheddar-Best Sidney Rice
122
11
2
Simply Mons Ladell Betts
123
11
2
Dawg Fighting T.J. Duckett
124
11
2
Crotch Jones Alge Crumpler
125
11
2
Sloppy Joes Chris Brown
126
11
2
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Nate Kaeding
127
11
2
Slippery Petes Mason Crosby
128
11
2
FTMDLS Nate Washington
129
11
2
Sex Panthers Seattle
130
11
2
Right Balls Chris Henry
131
11
2
Runnin' Terrorists DeSean Jackson
132
11
2
     
  
  
  
Runnin' Terrorists Tennessee
133
12
1
Right Balls Jabar Gaffney
134
12
1
Sex Panthers Ray Rice
135
12
1
FTMDLS Bobby Engram
136
12
1
Slippery Petes Maurice Morris
137
12
1
PCHS-Pigskin Squad D.J. Hackett
138
12
1
Sloppy Joes Isaac Bruce
139
12
1
Crotch Jones Neil Rackers
140
12
1
Dawg Fighting DeShaun Foster
141
12
1
Simply Mons Jamaal Charles
142
12
1
Cheddar-Best Stephen Gostkowski
143
12
1
Dante's Inferno Rob Bironas
144
12
1
     
  
  
  
Dante's Inferno Tampa Bay
145
13
1
Cheddar-Best Leon Washington
146
13
1
Simply Mons Greg Olsen
147
13
1
Dawg Fighting Phil Dawson
148
13
1
Crotch Jones Darren Sproles
149
13
1
Sloppy Joes Zach Miller
150
13
1
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Tarvaris Jackson
151
13
1
Slippery Petes Ronald Curry
152
13
1
FTMDLS Shaun McDonald
153
13
1
Sex Panthers Jeff Reed
154
13
1
Right Balls Donald Lee
155
13
1
Runnin' Terrorists Ryan Longwell
156
13
1

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