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Final Rosters

2007

Keeper Rules = 2 keepers with salaries totaling $22 or less

LONG DIVISION

Team Player
Pos
Sal
19-Cent Team Chad Johnson
WR
12
19-Cent Team Marvin Harrison
WR
12
19-Cent Team Steven Jackson
RB
12
19-Cent Team Marc Bulger
QB
11
19-Cent Team Fred Taylor
RB
10
19-Cent Team Jerious Norwood
RB
9
19-Cent Team Ahman Green
RB
8
19-Cent Team Chester Taylor
RB
8
19-Cent Team Deion Branch
WR
8
19-Cent Team Jason Elam
K
8
19-Cent Team Washington
DEF
8
19-Cent Team Heath Miller
TE
7
19-Cent Team Bernard Berrian
WR
6
19-Cent Team Jay Cutler
QB
5
19-Cent Team Brandon Marshall
WR
3
       
Banty Roosters Antonio Gates
TE
12
Banty Roosters Cedric Benson
RB
12
Banty Roosters Ronnie Brown
RB
12
Banty Roosters Donovan McNabb
QB
11
Banty Roosters Andre Johnson
WR
10
Banty Roosters Julius Jones
RB
9
Banty Roosters Chris Cooley
TE
8
Banty Roosters Justin Fargas
RB
8
Banty Roosters Nate Kaeding
K
7
Banty Roosters Pittsburgh
DEF
6
Banty Roosters Chris Henry
RB
5
Banty Roosters Sammy Morris
RB
4
Banty Roosters Chad Pennington
QB
3
Banty Roosters Devery Henderson
WR
2
Banty Roosters Ronald Curry
WR
1
       
Brownstown Edgerrin James
RB
12
Brownstown Willie Parker
RB
12
Brownstown T.J. Houshmandzadeh
WR
11
Brownstown Braylon Edwards
WR
9
Brownstown Drew Brees
QB
9
Brownstown Andre Hall
RB
8
Brownstown Bobby Engram
WR
8
Brownstown David Garrard
QB
8
Brownstown Indianapolis
DEF
8
Brownstown Jeremy Shockey
TE
8
Brownstown Nate Washington
WR
8
Brownstown NY Giants
DEF
8
Brownstown Selvin Young
RB
8
Brownstown Tony Scheffler
TE
8
Brownstown Adam Vinatieri
K
7
       
Gary Colemans Laurence Maroney
RB
12
Gary Colemans Tom Brady
QB
11
Gary Colemans DeAngelo Williams
RB
10
Gary Colemans Santonio Holmes
WR
9
Gary Colemans Anthony Gonzalez
WR
8
Gary Colemans Fred Jackson
RB
8
Gary Colemans Greg Jennings
WR
8
Gary Colemans Joey Galloway
WR
8
Gary Colemans Kevin Jones
RB
8
Gary Colemans Maurice Morris
RB
8
Gary Colemans Warrick Dunn
RB
7
Gary Colemans Jason Witten
TE
6
Gary Colemans Dallas
DEF
5
Gary Colemans Ben Roethlisberger
QB
3
Gary Colemans Stephen Gostkowski
K
1
       
Lonely Kickers Brandon Jacobs
RB
12
Lonely Kickers Jamal Lewis
RB
12
Lonely Kickers Willis McGahee
RB
12
Lonely Kickers Marshawn Lynch
RB
11
Lonely Kickers Hines Ward
WR
9
Lonely Kickers Dallas Clark
TE
8
Lonely Kickers Jon Kitna
QB
8
Lonely Kickers Najeh Davenport
RB
8
Lonely Kickers Nick Folk
K
8
Lonely Kickers Shaun McDonald
WR
8
Lonely Kickers Tennessee
DEF
8
Lonely Kickers Laveranues Coles
WR
7
Lonely Kickers Brett Favre
QB
3
Lonely Kickers Minnesota
DEF
1
Lonely Kickers Patrick Crayton
WR
1
       
Pouch Mouse USA Frank Gore
RB
12
Pouch Mouse USA LaDainian Tomlinson
RB
12
Pouch Mouse USA Calvin Johnson
WR
10
Pouch Mouse USA Plaxico Burress
WR
10
Pouch Mouse USA Vince Young
QB
10
Pouch Mouse USA Carnell Williams
RB
8
Pouch Mouse USA Chris Chambers
WR
8
Pouch Mouse USA Dwayne Bowe
WR
8
Pouch Mouse USA JaMarcus Russell
QB
8
Pouch Mouse USA Leon Washington
RB
8
Pouch Mouse USA Owen Daniels
TE
8
Pouch Mouse USA Rudi Johnson
RB
8
Pouch Mouse USA Ryan Grant
RB
8
Pouch Mouse USA Jacksonville
DEF
4
Pouch Mouse USA Jason Hanson
K
1
       
Salt Dogs Shaun Alexander
RB
12
Salt Dogs Travis Henry
RB
12
Salt Dogs Lee Evans
WR
11
Salt Dogs LaMont Jordan
RB
9
Salt Dogs Amani Toomer
WR
8
Salt Dogs Jason Campbell
QB
8
Salt Dogs New Orleans
DEF
8
Salt Dogs Randy McMichael
TE
8
Salt Dogs Todd Heap
TE
8
Salt Dogs Jeff Wilkins
K
7
Salt Dogs New England
DEF
6
Salt Dogs Michael Turner
RB
5
Salt Dogs Ron Dayne
RB
4
Salt Dogs Matt Schaub
QB
3
Salt Dogs Jerricho Cotchery
WR
2
       
Slam Pounders Adrian Peterson (Min)
RB
12
Slam Pounders Larry Johnson
RB
12
Slam Pounders Peyton Manning
QB
12
Slam Pounders Steve Smith
WR
12
Slam Pounders Torry Holt
WR
11
Slam Pounders Chicago
DEF
10
Slam Pounders Brian Leonard
RB
8
Slam Pounders Jesse Chatman
RB
8
Slam Pounders Kenneth Keith
RB
8
Slam Pounders Kolby Smith
RB
8
Slam Pounders Phil Dawson
K
8
Slam Pounders Roddy White
WR
8
Slam Pounders Sidney Rice
WR
8
Slam Pounders Tony Romo
QB
5
Slam Pounders Benjamin Watson
TE
4
       
Stoolly Pigeons Maurice Jones-Drew
RB
12
Stoolly Pigeons Terrell Owens
WR
12
Stoolly Pigeons Donald Driver
WR
9
Stoolly Pigeons Philip Rivers
QB
9
Stoolly Pigeons Derek Anderson
QB
8
Stoolly Pigeons Derrick Mason
WR
8
Stoolly Pigeons DeShaun Foster
RB
8
Stoolly Pigeons Desmond Clark
TE
8
Stoolly Pigeons Earnest Graham
RB
8
Stoolly Pigeons Jerry Porter
WR
8
Stoolly Pigeons Kansas City
DEF
8
Stoolly Pigeons Lawrence Tynes
K
8
Stoolly Pigeons Mason Crosby
K
8
Stoolly Pigeons Vernon Davis
TE
7
Stoolly Pigeons Seattle
DEF
5
       
Swedish Picklejars Clinton Portis
RB
12
Swedish Picklejars Ladell Betts
RB
12
Swedish Picklejars Reggie Wayne
WR
12
Swedish Picklejars Roy Williams
WR
11
Swedish Picklejars Matt Hasselbeck
QB
9
Swedish Picklejars Baltimore
DEF
8
Swedish Picklejars Drew Carter
WR
8
Swedish Picklejars LenDale White
RB
7
Swedish Picklejars Alge Crumpler
TE
6
Swedish Picklejars Josh Brown
K
5
Swedish Picklejars Vernand Morency
RB
5
Swedish Picklejars Adrian Peterson (Chi)
RB
4
Swedish Picklejars Eli Manning
QB
3
Swedish Picklejars Donte' Stallworth
WR
2
Swedish Picklejars Buffalo
DEF
1
       
Very Large Men Brian Westbrook
RB
12
Very Large Men Larry Fitzgerald
WR
12
Very Large Men Thomas Jones
RB
12
Very Large Men Marques Colston
WR
11
Very Large Men Marion Barber III
RB
10
Very Large Men Antwaan Randle El
WR
8
Very Large Men Bryant Johnson
WR
8
Very Large Men Correll Buckhalter
RB
8
Very Large Men Jeff Garcia
QB
8
Very Large Men Kellen Winslow
TE
8
Very Large Men Kurt Warner
QB
8
Very Large Men Nate Burleson
WR
8
Very Large Men Rob Bironas
K
8
Very Large Men Tampa Bay
DEF
8
Very Large Men Wes Welker
WR
8
       
Willow Weeds Carson Palmer
QB
12
Willow Weeds Joseph Addai
RB
12
Willow Weeds Reggie Bush
RB
12
Willow Weeds Anquan Boldin
WR
11
Willow Weeds Randy Moss
WR
10
Willow Weeds Brodie Croyle
QB
8
Willow Weeds Donald Lee
WR
8
Willow Weeds Kris Brown
K
8
Willow Weeds Tony Gonzalez
TE
8
Willow Weeds Robbie Gould
K
7
Willow Weeds San Diego
DEF
6
Willow Weeds Reuben Droughns
RB
5
Willow Weeds Kevin Curtis
WR
2
Willow Weeds Brandon Jones
WR
1
Willow Weeds Green Bay
DEF
1
SHORT DIVISION

Team Player
Pos
Sal
Barry's Bronze Buddha Drew Brees
QB
12
Barry's Bronze Buddha Laurence Maroney
RB
12
Barry's Bronze Buddha Lee Evans
WR
11
Barry's Bronze Buddha Julius Jones
RB
10
Barry's Bronze Buddha Santana Moss
WR
9
Barry's Bronze Buddha Detroit
DEF
8
Barry's Bronze Buddha Greg Jennings
WR
8
Barry's Bronze Buddha Mason Crosby
K
8
Barry's Bronze Buddha Alge Crumpler
TE
7
Barry's Bronze Buddha Philadelphia
DEF
6
Barry's Bronze Buddha Brett Favre
QB
5
Barry's Bronze Buddha Tony Hunt
RB
3
Barry's Bronze Buddha Anthony Gonzalez
WR
2
Barry's Bronze Buddha David Martin
TE
1
Barry's Bronze Buddha Matt Stover
K
1
       
Cheddar-Best Peyton Manning
QB
12
Cheddar-Best Rudi Johnson
RB
12
Cheddar-Best Laveranues Coles
WR
10
Cheddar-Best Vince Young
QB
10
Cheddar-Best Cedric Benson
RB
8
Cheddar-Best Deion Branch
WR
8
Cheddar-Best DeShaun Foster
RB
8
Cheddar-Best Jason Hanson
K
8
Cheddar-Best Kenny Watson
RB
8
Cheddar-Best NY Giants
DEF
8
Cheddar-Best Ronnie Brown
RB
8
Cheddar-Best Selvin Young
RB
8
Cheddar-Best Kevin Jones
RB
7
Cheddar-Best Chris Cooley
TE
6
Cheddar-Best Chris Chambers
WR
3
       
Crotch Jones Frank Gore
RB
12
Crotch Jones Steven Jackson
RB
12
Crotch Jones Tom Brady
QB
12
Crotch Jones Roy Williams
WR
11
Crotch Jones Marques Colston
WR
10
Crotch Jones Adrian Peterson (Chi)
RB
8
Crotch Jones Chester Taylor
RB
8
Crotch Jones Maurice Morris
RB
8
Crotch Jones Reggie Williams
WR
8
Crotch Jones Santonio Holmes
WR
8
Crotch Jones Tampa Bay
DEF
8
Crotch Jones Vernon Davis
TE
7
Crotch Jones Dallas
DEF
6
Crotch Jones Ronald Curry
WR
4
Crotch Jones Stephen Gostkowski
K
1
       
Dante's Inferno Jamal Lewis
RB
12
Dante's Inferno Joseph Addai
RB
12
Dante's Inferno Willie Parker
RB
12
Dante's Inferno DeAngelo Williams
RB
11
Dante's Inferno Calvin Johnson
WR
10
Dante's Inferno Philip Rivers
QB
9
Dante's Inferno Bernard Berrian
WR
8
Dante's Inferno Devin Hester
WR
8
Dante's Inferno Vincent Jackson
WR
7
Dante's Inferno Heath Miller
TE
6
Dante's Inferno Jacksonville
DEF
5
Dante's Inferno Neil Rackers
K
4
Dante's Inferno Jason Campbell
QB
3
Dante's Inferno Wes Welker
WR
2
Dante's Inferno Benjamin Watson
TE
1
       
Dawg Fighting Marshawn Lynch
RB
12
Dawg Fighting Reggie Bush
RB
12
Dawg Fighting Travis Henry
RB
12
Dawg Fighting T.J. Houshmandzadeh
WR
11
Dawg Fighting Hines Ward
WR
10
Dawg Fighting Braylon Edwards
WR
9
Dawg Fighting Brady Quinn
QB
8
Dawg Fighting Daunte Culpepper
QB
8
Dawg Fighting Leonard Pope
TE
8
Dawg Fighting Baltimore
DEF
7
Dawg Fighting Owen Daniels
TE
6
Dawg Fighting J.P. Losman
QB
5
Dawg Fighting Brian Leonard
RB
4
Dawg Fighting Bobby Wade
WR
2
Dawg Fighting Josh Brown
K
1
       
FTMDLS Ben Roethlisberger
QB
12
FTMDLS Brandon Jacobs
RB
12
FTMDLS LaDainian Tomlinson
RB
12
FTMDLS Torry Holt
WR
11
FTMDLS Donald Driver
WR
10
FTMDLS Jerious Norwood
RB
9
FTMDLS Desmond Clark
TE
8
FTMDLS Jason Wright
RB
8
FTMDLS Jeff Garcia
QB
8
FTMDLS New England
DEF
7
FTMDLS Adam Vinatieri
K
6
FTMDLS Vernand Morency
RB
5
FTMDLS Ron Dayne
RB
4
FTMDLS Derrick Mason
WR
1
FTMDLS Seattle
DEF
1
       
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Chad Johnson
WR
12
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Terrell Owens
WR
12
PCHS-Pigskin Squad LaMont Jordan
RB
11
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Randy Moss
WR
10
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Tony Gonzalez
TE
9
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Andre Hall
RB
8
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Chris Brown
RB
8
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Denver
DEF
8
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Earnest Graham
RB
8
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Jon Kitna
QB
8
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Justin Fargas
RB
8
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Michael Bennett
RB
8
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Nate Kaeding
DEF
8
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Jay Cutler
QB
6
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Reuben Droughns
RB
4
       
Right Balls Carson Palmer
QB
12
Right Balls Maurice Jones-Drew
RB
12
Right Balls Steve Smith
WR
11
Right Balls LenDale White
RB
10
Right Balls Donald Lee
TE
8
Right Balls Jeremy Shockey
TE
8
Right Balls Kenton Keith
RB
8
Right Balls Minnesota
DEF
8
Right Balls Nick Folk
K
8
Right Balls Rob Bironas
K
8
Right Balls Shaun McDonald
WR
8
Right Balls Chicago
DEF
7
Right Balls Matt Schaub
QB
4
Right Balls Chris Henry
WR
2
Right Balls Roddy White
WR
1
       
Runnin' Terrorists Clinton Portis
RB
12
Runnin' Terrorists Donovan McNabb
QB
12
Runnin' Terrorists Reggie Wayne
WR
12
Runnin' Terrorists Adrian Peterson (Min)
RB
11
Runnin' Terrorists Warrick Dunn
RB
10
Runnin' Terrorists Donte' Stallworth
WR
9
Runnin' Terrorists Joey Galloway
WR
8
Runnin' Terrorists Kansas City
DEF
8
Runnin' Terrorists Kris Brown
K
8
Runnin' Terrorists Nate Burleson
WR
8
Runnin' Terrorists Ricky Williams
RB
8
Runnin' Terrorists Eli Manning
QB
5
Runnin' Terrorists Jason Witten
TE
3
Runnin' Terrorists Dallas Clark
TE
2
Runnin' Terrorists Oakland
DEF
1
       
Sex Panthers Larry Johnson
RB
12
Sex Panthers Marvin Harrison
WR
12
Sex Panthers Shaun Alexander
RB
12
Sex Panthers Marion Barber III
RB
11
Sex Panthers Javon Walker
WR
10
Sex Panthers Fred Taylor
RB
9
Sex Panthers Green Bay
DEF
8
Sex Panthers Jerry Porter
WR
8
Sex Panthers Muhsin Muhammad
WR
8
Sex Panthers Sam Hurd
WR
8
Sex Panthers Shayne Graham
DEF
8
Sex Panthers Kellen Winslow
TE
7
Sex Panthers Michael Turner
RB
6
Sex Panthers Tony Romo
QB
5
Sex Panthers Kevin Curtis
WR
3
       
Slippery Petes Marc Bulger
QB
12
Slippery Petes Thomas Jones
RB
12
Slippery Petes Willis McGahee
RB
12
Slippery Petes Anquan Boldin
WR
10
Slippery Petes Brandon Marshall
WR
8
Slippery Petes David Garrard
QB
8
Slippery Petes Dwayne Bowe
WR
8
Slippery Petes Kolby Smith
RB
8
Slippery Petes Kurt Warner
QB
8
Slippery Petes Najeh Davenport
RB
8
Slippery Petes Phil Dawson
K
8
Slippery Petes Ryan Grant
RB
8
Slippery Petes Todd Heap
TE
8
Slippery Petes Tony Scheffler
TE
8
Slippery Petes Pittsburgh
DEF
6
       
Sloppy Joes Brian Westbrook
RB
12
Sloppy Joes Edgerrin James
RB
12
Sloppy Joes Antonio Gates
TE
11
Sloppy Joes Larry Fitzgerald
WR
11
Sloppy Joes Andre Johnson
WR
10
Sloppy Joes Plaxico Burress
WR
9
Sloppy Joes Aaron Stecker
RB
8
Sloppy Joes Bobby Engram
WR
8
Sloppy Joes Derek Anderson
QB
8
Sloppy Joes Jesse Chatman
RB
8
Sloppy Joes Josh Scobee
K
8
Sloppy Joes Patrick Crayton
WR
8
Sloppy Joes Zach Miller
TE
8
Sloppy Joes San Diego
DEF
7
Sloppy Joes Matt Hasselbeck
QB
5


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