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Draft - By Pick

2007

LONG DIVISION

Team Player
Pos
Pick
Rd
Sal
Salt Dogs Travis Henry
RB
1
1
12
Willow Weeds Carson Palmer
QB
2
1
12
Very Large Men Thomas Jones
RB
3
1
12
Banty Roosters Ronnie Brown
RB
4
1
12
19-Cent Team Marvin Harrison
WR
5
1
12
Pouch Mouse USA Carnell Williams
RB
6
1
12
Brownstown Edgerrin James
RB
7
1
12
Slam Pounders Adrian Peterson (Min)
RB
8
1
12
Swedish Picklejars Ladell Betts
RB
9
1
12
Stoolly Pigeons Terrell Owens
WR
10
1
12
Slam Pounders Steve Smith
WR
11
1
12
Lonely Kickers Jamal Lewis
RB
12
1
12
                 
Lonely Kickers Marshawn Lynch
RB
13
2
11
Gary Colemans Tom Brady
QB
14
2
11
Stoolly Pigeons Deuce McAllister
RB
15
2
11
Swedish Picklejars Roy Williams
WR
16
2
11
Slam Pounders Torry Holt
WR
17
2
11
Brownstown T.J. Houshmandzadeh
WR
18
2
11
Pouch Mouse USA Tatum Bell
RB
19
2
11
19-Cent Team Marc Bulger
QB
20
2
11
Banty Roosters Donovan McNabb
QB
21
2
11
Very Large Men Marques Colston
WR
22
2
11
Willow Weeds Anquan Boldin
WR
23
2
11
Salt Dogs Lee Evans
WR
24
2
11
                 
Salt Dogs Javon Walker
WR
25
3
10
Willow Weeds Randy Moss
WR
26
3
10
Very Large Men Marion Barber III
RB
27
3
10
Banty Roosters Andre Johnson
WR
28
3
10
19-Cent Team Fred Taylor
RB
29
3
10
Pouch Mouse USA Vince Young
QB
30
3
10
Brownstown Ahman Green
RB
31
3
10
Slam Pounders Chicago
DEF
32
3
10
Pouch Mouse USA Plaxico Burress
WR
33
3
10
Pouch Mouse USA Calvin Johnson
WR
34
3
10
Gary Colemans DeAngelo Williams
RB
35
3
10
Lonely Kickers Reggie Brown
WR
36
3
10
                 
Lonely Kickers Hines Ward
WR
37
4
9
Gary Colemans Santonio Holmes
WR
38
4
9
Stoolly Pigeons Donald Driver
WR
39
4
9
Swedish Picklejars Matt Hasselbeck
QB
40
4
9
Gary Colemans Vincent Jackson
WR
41
4
9
Brownstown Braylon Edwards
WR
42
4
9
Pouch Mouse USA Brandon Jackson
RB
43
4
9
19-Cent Team Jerious Norwood
RB
44
4
9
Banty Roosters Julius Jones
RB
45
4
9
Very Large Men Matt Leinart
QB
46
4
9
Willow Weeds Chester Taylor
RB
47
4
9
Salt Dogs LaMont Jordan
RB
48
4
9
                 
Salt Dogs Todd Heap
TE
49
5
8
Willow Weeds Tony Gonzalez
TE
50
5
8
Very Large Men Kellen Winslow
TE
51
5
8
Banty Roosters Chris Cooley
TE
52
5
8
19-Cent Team Deion Branch
WR
53
5
8
Pouch Mouse USA Chris Chambers
WR
54
5
8
Brownstown Jeremy Shockey
TE
55
5
8
Slam Pounders Santana Moss
WR
56
5
8
Swedish Picklejars Baltimore
DEF
57
5
8
Stoolly Pigeons DeShaun Foster
RB
58
5
8
Gary Colemans Joey Galloway
WR
59
5
8
Lonely Kickers Jon Kitna
QB
60
5
8
                 
Lonely Kickers Laveranues Coles
WR
61
6
7
Gary Colemans Warrick Dunn
RB
62
6
7
Stoolly Pigeons Vernon Davis
TE
63
6
7
Swedish Picklejars LenDale White
RB
64
6
7
Slam Pounders Leon Washington
RB
65
6
7
Brownstown Adam Vinatieri
K
66
6
7
Pouch Mouse USA Mark Clayton
WR
67
6
7
19-Cent Team Heath Miller
TE
68
6
7
Banty Roosters Nate Kaeding
K
69
6
7
Very Large Men Shayne Graham
K
70
6
7
Willow Weeds Robbie Gould
K
71
6
7
Salt Dogs Jeff Wilkins
K
72
6
7
                 
Salt Dogs New England
DEF
73
7
6
Willow Weeds San Diego
DEF
74
7
6
Very Large Men Miami
DEF
75
7
6
Banty Roosters Pittsburgh
DEF
76
7
6
19-Cent Team Bernard Berrian
WR
77
7
6
Pouch Mouse USA Greg Jennings
WR
78
7
6
Brownstown Philadelphia
DEF
79
7
6
Slam Pounders Chris Brown
RB
80
7
6
Swedish Picklejars Alge Crumpler
TE
81
7
6
Stoolly Pigeons Neil Rackers
K
82
7
6
Gary Colemans Jason Witten
TE
83
7
6
Lonely Kickers Randy McMichael
TE
84
7
6
                 
Lonely Kickers Denver
DEF
85
8
5
Gary Colemans Dallas
DEF
86
8
5
Stoolly Pigeons Seattle
DEF
87
8
5
Swedish Picklejars Josh Brown
K
88
8
5
Slam Pounders Tony Romo
QB
89
8
5
Brownstown Kevin Jones
RB
90
8
5
Swedish Picklejars Vernand Morency
RB
91
8
5
19-Cent Team Jay Cutler
QB
92
8
5
Banty Roosters Chris Henry
RB
93
8
5
Very Large Men Dominic Rhodes
RB
94
8
5
Willow Weeds Reuben Droughns
RB
95
8
5
Salt Dogs Michael Turner
RB
96
8
5
                 
Salt Dogs Ron Dayne
RB
97
9
4
Willow Weeds Mike Bell
RB
98
9
4
Very Large Men Brian Leonard
RB
99
9
4
Banty Roosters Sammy Morris
RB
100
9
4
19-Cent Team Carolina
DEF
101
9
4
Pouch Mouse USA Jacksonville
DEF
102
9
4
Brownstown Anthony Thomas
RB
103
9
4
Slam Pounders Benjamin Watson
TE
104
9
4
Swedish Picklejars Adrian Peterson (Chi)
RB
105
9
4
Stoolly Pigeons Tony Hunt
RB
106
9
4
Gary Colemans Anthony Gonzalez
WR
107
9
4
Lonely Kickers Darrell Jackson
WR
108
9
4
                 
Lonely Kickers Brett Favre
QB
109
10
3
Gary Colemans Ben Roethlisberger
QB
110
10
3
Stoolly Pigeons Lorenzo Booker
RB
111
10
3
Swedish Picklejars Eli Manning
QB
112
10
3
Slam Pounders Demetrius Williams
WR
113
10
3
Brownstown J.P. Losman
QB
114
10
3
Pouch Mouse USA Michael Clayton
WR
115
10
3
19-Cent Team Brandon Marshall
WR
116
10
3
Banty Roosters Chad Pennington
QB
117
10
3
Very Large Men Rex Grossman
QB
118
10
3
Willow Weeds Alex Smith
QB
119
10
3
Salt Dogs Matt Schaub
QB
120
10
3
                 
Salt Dogs Jerricho Cotchery
WR
121
11
2
Willow Weeds Kevin Curtis
WR
122
11
2
Very Large Men D.J. Hackett
WR
123
11
2
Banty Roosters Devery Henderson
WR
124
11
2
19-Cent Team Jacoby Jones
WR
125
11
2
Stoolly Pigeons Steve McNair
QB
126
11
2
Brownstown Terry Glenn
WR
127
11
2
Slam Pounders Michael Robinson
RB
128
11
2
Swedish Picklejars Donte' Stallworth
WR
129
11
2
Stoolly Pigeons Isaac Bruce
WR
130
11
2
Gary Colemans Kevin Faulk
RB
131
11
2
Lonely Kickers Olindo Mare
K
132
11
2
                 
Lonely Kickers Minnesota
DEF
133
12
1
Gary Colemans Kenny Watson
RB
134
12
1
Stoolly Pigeons Joe Horn
WR
135
12
1
Swedish Picklejars Muhsin Muhammad
WR
136
12
1
Slam Pounders David Akers
K
137
12
1
Brownstown Jerry Porter
WR
138
12
1
Pouch Mouse USA Marcus Pollard
TE
139
12
1
19-Cent Team Ted Ginn
WR
140
12
1
Banty Roosters Ronald Curry
WR
141
12
1
Very Large Men Derrick Mason
WR
142
12
1
Willow Weeds Brandon Jones
WR
143
12
1
Salt Dogs Eddie Kennison
WR
144
12
1
                 
Salt Dogs San Francisco
DEF
145
13
1
Willow Weeds Green Bay
DEF
146
13
1
Very Large Men Oakland
DEF
147
13
1
Banty Roosters St. Louis
DEF
148
13
1
19-Cent Team Matt Stover
K
149
13
1
Pouch Mouse USA Jason Hanson
K
150
13
1
Brownstown Arizona
DEF
151
13
1
Slam Pounders Dwayne Jarrett
WR
152
13
1
Swedish Picklejars Buffalo
DEF
153
13
1
Stoolly Pigeons New York Jets
DEF
154
13
1
Gary Colemans Stephen Gostkowski
K
155
13
1
Lonely Kickers Patrick Crayton
WR
156
13
1
SHORT DIVISION

Team Player
Pos
Pick
Rd
Sal
Slippery Petes Thomas Jones
RB
1
1
12
Barry's Bronze Buddha Ronnie Brown
RB
2
1
12
Dante's Inferno Jamal Lewis
RB
3
1
12
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Terrell Owens
WR
4
1
12
Sloppy Joes Edgerrin James
RB
5
1
12
Runnin' Terrorists Clinton Portis
RB
6
1
12
Crotch Jones Tom Brady
QB
7
1
12
Sex Panthers Marvin Harrison
WR
8
1
12
FTMDLS Brandon Jacobs
RB
9
1
12
Dawg Fighting Marshawn Lynch
RB
10
1
12
Cheddar-Best Carnell Williams
RB
11
1
12
Right Balls Deuce McAllister
RB
12
1
12
                 
Right Balls Steve Smith
WR
13
2
11
Cheddar-Best Larry Fitzgerald
WR
14
2
11
Dawg Fighting T.J. Houshmandzadeh
WR
15
2
11
FTMDLS Torry Holt
WR
16
2
11
Sex Panthers Marion Barber III
RB
17
2
11
Crotch Jones Roy Williams
WR
18
2
11
Runnin' Terrorists Adrian Peterson
RB
19
2
11
Sloppy Joes Antonio Gates
TE
20
2
11
PCHS-Pigskin Squad LaMont Jordan
RB
21
2
11
Dante's Inferno DeAngelo Williams
RB
22
2
11
Barry's Bronze Buddha Lee Evans
WR
23
2
11
Slippery Petes Ahman Green
RB
24
2
11
                 
Slippery Petes Anquan Boldin
WR
25
3
10
Barry's Bronze Buddha Julius Jones
RB
26
3
10
Dante's Inferno Calvin Johnson
WR
27
3
10
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Randy Moss
WR
28
3
10
Sloppy Joes Andre Johnson
WR
29
3
10
Runnin' Terrorists Warrick Dunn
RB
30
3
10
Crotch Jones Marques Colston
WR
31
3
10
Sex Panthers Javon Walker
WR
32
3
10
FTMDLS Donald Driver
WR
33
3
10
Dawg Fighting Hines Ward
WR
34
3
10
Cheddar-Best Laveranues Coles
WR
35
3
10
Right Balls LenDale White
RB
36
3
10
                 
Right Balls Tatum Bell
RB
37
4
9
Cheddar-Best Plaxico Burress
WR
38
4
9
Dawg Fighting Braylon Edwards
WR
39
4
9
FTMDLS Jerious Norwood
RB
40
4
9
Sex Panthers Fred Taylor
RB
41
4
9
Crotch Jones Ladell Betts
RB
42
4
9
Runnin' Terrorists Donte' Stallworth
WR
43
4
9
Sloppy Joes Deion Branch
WR
44
4
9
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Tony Gonzalez
TE
45
4
9
Dante's Inferno Philip Rivers
QB
46
4
9
Barry's Bronze Buddha Santana Moss
WR
47
4
9
Slippery Petes Brandon Jackson
RB
48
4
9
                 
Slippery Petes Reggie Brown
WR
49
5
8
Barry's Bronze Buddha Greg Jennings
WR
50
5
8
Dante's Inferno Bernard Berrian
WR
51
5
8
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Jon Kitna
QB
52
5
8
Sloppy Joes Chester Taylor
RB
53
5
8
Runnin' Terrorists Joey Galloway
WR
54
5
8
Crotch Jones Santonio Holmes
WR
55
5
8
Sex Panthers Mark Clayton
WR
56
5
8
FTMDLS Todd Heap
TE
57
5
8
Dawg Fighting Chris Henry
RB
58
5
8
Cheddar-Best DeShaun Foster
RB
59
5
8
Right Balls Jeremy Shockey
TE
60
5
8
                 
Right Balls Chicago
DEF
61
6
7
Cheddar-Best Kevin Jones
RB
62
6
7
Dawg Fighting Baltimore
DEF
63
6
7
FTMDLS New England
DEF
64
6
7
Sex Panthers Kellen Winslow
TE
65
6
7
Crotch Jones Vernon Davis
TE
66
6
7
Runnin' Terrorists Matt Leinart
QB
67
6
7
Sloppy Joes San Diego
DEF
68
6
7
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Miami
DEF
69
6
7
Dante's Inferno Vincent Jackson
WR
70
6
7
Barry's Bronze Buddha Alge Crumpler
TE
71
6
7
Slippery Petes Darrell Jackson
WR
72
6
7
                 
Slippery Petes Pittsburgh
DEF
73
7
6
Barry's Bronze Buddha Philadelphia
DEF
74
7
6
Dante's Inferno Heath Miller
TE
75
7
6
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Jay Cutler
QB
76
7
6
Sloppy Joes Jerricho Cotchery
WR
77
7
6
Runnin' Terrorists Joe Horn
WR
78
7
6
Crotch Jones Dallas
DEF
79
7
6
Sex Panthers Michael Turner
RB
80
7
6
FTMDLS Adam Vinatieri
K
81
7
6
Dawg Fighting Owen Daniels
TE
82
7
6
Cheddar-Best Chris Cooley
TE
83
7
6
Right Balls Nate Kaeding
K
84
7
6
                 
Right Balls Isaac Bruce
WR
85
8
5
Cheddar-Best Matt Hasselbeck
QB
86
8
5
Dawg Fighting J.P. Losman
QB
87
8
5
FTMDLS Vernand Morency
RB
88
8
5
Sex Panthers Tony Romo
QB
89
8
5
Crotch Jones Mike Bell
RB
90
8
5
Runnin' Terrorists Eli Manning
QB
91
8
5
Sloppy Joes Dominic Rhodes
RB
92
8
5
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Shayne Graham
K
93
8
5
Dante's Inferno Jacksonville
DEF
94
8
5
Barry's Bronze Buddha Brett Favre
QB
95
8
5
Slippery Petes Leon Washington
RB
96
8
5
                 
Slippery Petes Randy McMichael
TE
97
9
4
Barry's Bronze Buddha Jeff Wilkins
K
98
9
4
Dante's Inferno Neil Rackers
K
99
9
4
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Reuben Droughns
RB
100
9
4
Sloppy Joes Robbie Gould
K
101
9
4
Runnin' Terrorists Terry Glenn
WR
102
9
4
Crotch Jones Ronald Curry
WR
103
9
4
Sex Panthers Denver
DEF
104
9
4
FTMDLS Ron Dayne
RB
105
9
4
Dawg Fighting Brian Leonard
RB
106
9
4
Cheddar-Best Carolina
DEF
107
9
4
Right Balls Matt Schaub
QB
108
9
4
                 
Right Balls Charles Sharon
WR
109
10
3
Cheddar-Best Chris Chambers
WR
110
10
3
Dawg Fighting Alex Smith
QB
111
10
3
FTMDLS Jake Delhomme
QB
112
10
3
Sex Panthers Kevin Curtis
WR
113
10
3
Crotch Jones Matt Jones
WR
114
10
3
Runnin' Terrorists Jason Witten
TE
115
10
3
Sloppy Joes Muhsin Muhammad
WR
116
10
3
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Kenny Irons
RB
117
10
3
Dante's Inferno Jason Campbell
QB
118
10
3
Barry's Bronze Buddha Tony Hunt
RB
119
10
3
Slippery Petes Steve McNair
QB
120
10
3
                 
Slippery Petes Jerry Porter
WR
121
11
2
Barry's Bronze Buddha Anthony Gonzalez
WR
122
11
2
Dante's Inferno Wes Welker
WR
123
11
2
PCHS-Pigskin Squad JaMarcus Russell
QB
124
11
2
Sloppy Joes Byron Leftwich
QB
125
11
2
Runnin' Terrorists Dallas Clark
TE
126
11
2
Crotch Jones Rex Grossman
QB
127
11
2
Sex Panthers Devery Henderson
WR
128
11
2
FTMDLS D.J. Hackett
WR
129
11
2
Dawg Fighting Bobby Wade
WR
130
11
2
Cheddar-Best Jason Elam
K
131
11
2
Right Balls Chris Henry
WR
132
11
2
                 
Right Balls Roddy White
WR
133
12
1
Cheddar-Best Michael Pittman
RB
134
12
1
Dawg Fighting Josh Brown
K
135
12
1
FTMDLS Derrick Mason
WR
136
12
1
Sex Panthers Olindo Mare
K
137
12
1
Crotch Jones Stephen Gostkowski
K
138
12
1
Runnin' Terrorists Shane Suishan
K
139
12
1
Sloppy Joes L.J. Smith
TE
140
12
1
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Sammy Morris
RB
141
12
1
Dante's Inferno Eddie Kennison
WR
142
12
1
Barry's Bronze Buddha Matt Stover
K
143
12
1
Slippery Petes David Akers
K
144
12
1
                 
Slippery Petes Drew Bennett
WR
145
13
1
Barry's Bronze Buddha David Martin
TE
146
13
1
Dante's Inferno Benjamin Watson
TE
147
13
1
PCHS-Pigskin Squad Antwaan Randle El
WR
148
13
1
Sloppy Joes Priest Holmes
RB
149
13
1
Runnin' Terrorists Oakland
DEF
150
13
1
Crotch Jones Michael Bush
RB
151
13
1
Sex Panthers NY Jets
DEF
152
13
1
FTMDLS Seattle
DEF
153
13
1
Dawg Fighting Cleveland
DEF
154
13
1
Cheddar-Best Lorenzo Booker
RB
155
13
1
Right Balls Dennis Northcut
WR
156
13
1

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