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Final Rosters

2006

Keeper Rules = 2 keepers with salaries totaling $22 or less

LONG DIVISION

Team Player
Sal
Pos
19-Cent Team Harrison, M
12
WR
19-Cent Team Ward, H
11
WR
19-Cent Team Jackson, S
10
RB
19-Cent Team Johnson, C
10
WR
19-Cent Team Taylor, F
10
RB
19-Cent Team Jones, T
9
RB
19-Cent Team Barber, M
8
RB
19-Cent Team Berrian, B
8
WR
19-Cent Team Brown, R
8
WR
19-Cent Team Cutler, J
8
QB
19-Cent Team Miami
8
DEF
19-Cent Team Miller, H
8
TE
19-Cent Team Pennington, C
8
QB
19-Cent Team Wilkins, J
8
K
19-Cent Team Vick, M
7
QB
    
Banty Roosters Dunn, W
12
RB
Banty Roosters Moss, R
11
WR
Banty Roosters Benson, C
10
RB
Banty Roosters Gates, A
10
TE
Banty Roosters Manning, E
10
QB
Banty Roosters Walker, J
10
WR
Banty Roosters Rhodes, D
9
RB
Banty Roosters Carney, J
8
K
Banty Roosters Engram, B
8
WR
Banty Roosters Frye, C
8
QB
Banty Roosters Gilmore, J
8
TE
Banty Roosters Vanderjagt, M
8
K
Banty Roosters Indianapolis
7
DEF
Banty Roosters Bruce, I
3
WR
Banty Roosters Clayton, Ma
2
WR
    
Brownstown McAllister, D
12
RB
Brownstown Boldin, A
11
WR
Brownstown Holt, T
10
WR
Brownstown Parker, W
10
RB
Brownstown Smith, L
10
TE
Brownstown Glenn, T
9
WR
Brownstown Dallas
8
DEF
Brownstown Daniels, O
8
TE
Brownstown Henderson, D
8
WR
Brownstown Kaeding, N
8
K
Brownstown Norwood, J
8
RB
Brownstown Romo, T
8
QB
Brownstown Stevens, J
8
TE
Brownstown Pittsburgh
7
DEF
Brownstown Brees, D
5
QB
    
Gary Colemans Owens, T
12
WR
Gary Colemans Moss, S
11
WR
Gary Colemans Foster, D
10
RB
Gary Colemans Johnson, Ru
10
RB
Gary Colemans Williams, D
10
RB
Gary Colemans Stallworth, D
9
WR
Gary Colemans Campbell, J
8
QB
Gary Colemans Feely, J
8
K
Gary Colemans Grossman, R
8
QB
Gary Colemans Henry, C
8
RB
Gary Colemans Holmes, S
8
WR
Gary Colemans New England
8
DEF
Gary Colemans San Diego
8
DEF
Gary Colemans Young, V
8
QB
Gary Colemans Cooley, C
5
TE
    
Lonely Kickers James, E
12
RB
Lonely Kickers Williams, Ro
11
WR
Lonely Kickers Branch, D
10
WR
Lonely Kickers McGahee, W
10
RB
Lonely Kickers Palmer, C
10
QB
Lonely Kickers Taylor, C
10
RB
Lonely Kickers Brunell, M
8
QB
Lonely Kickers Davis, V
8
TE
Lonely Kickers Denver
8
DEF
Lonely Kickers Jacobs, B
8
RB
Lonely Kickers Jenkins, M
8
WR
Lonely Kickers Jennings, G
8
WR
Lonely Kickers Jacksonville
6
DEF
Lonely Kickers Bennett, D
5
WR
Lonely Kickers Brown, J
2
K
    
Pouch Mouse USA Tomlinson, L
12
RB
Pouch Mouse USA Brown, R
10
RB
Pouch Mouse USA Bulger, M
10
QB
Pouch Mouse USA Gore, F
10
RB
Pouch Mouse USA Johnson, A
10
WR
Pouch Mouse USA Caldwell, R
8
WR
Pouch Mouse USA Graham, D
8
TE
Pouch Mouse USA Henry, T
8
RB
Pouch Mouse USA Jones-Drew, M
8
RB
Pouch Mouse USA Morris, S
8
RB
Pouch Mouse USA Portis, C
8
RB
Pouch Mouse USA Coles, L
7
WR
Pouch Mouse USA Baltimore
3
DEF
Pouch Mouse USA Kasay, J
2
K
Pouch Mouse USA Washington, L
1
RB
    
Salt Dogs Alexander, S
12
RB
Salt Dogs Lewis, J
11
RB
Salt Dogs Chambers, C
10
WR
Salt Dogs Delhomme, J
10
QB
Salt Dogs Driver, D
10
WR
Salt Dogs Witten, J
10
TE
Salt Dogs Green, A
9
RB
Salt Dogs Arizona
8
DEF
Salt Dogs Furrey, M
8
WR
Salt Dogs Gado, S
8
RB
Salt Dogs Rackers, N
8
K
Salt Dogs Staley, D
5
RB
Salt Dogs Favre, B
4
QB
Salt Dogs Bryant, A
2
WR
Salt Dogs Buffalo
1
DEF
    
Scatman Barber, T
12
RB
Scatman Galloway, J
11
WR
Scatman Bell, T
10
RB
Scatman Jones, Ju
10
RB
Scatman Roethlisberger, B
10
QB
Scatman Wayne, R
10
WR
Scatman Crumpler, A
9
TE
Scatman Stover, M
8
K
Scatman Vinatieri, A
8
K
Scatman Seattle
7
DEF
Scatman Betts, L
6
RB
Scatman Moore, M
5
RB
Scatman Leftwich, B
4
QB
Scatman Curtis, K
3
WR
Scatman Givens, D
2
WR
    
Slam Pounders Smith, S
12
WR
Slam Pounders Dillon, C
11
RB
Slam Pounders Gonzalez, T
10
TE
Slam Pounders Johnson, L
10
RB
Slam Pounders Jones, K
10
RB
Slam Pounders Manning, P
10
QB
Slam Pounders Maroney, L
9
RB
Slam Pounders Evans, L
8
WR
Slam Pounders Minnesota
8
DEF
Slam Pounders Scaife, B
8
TE
Slam Pounders Bell, M
7
RB
Slam Pounders Wilford, E
6
WR
Slam Pounders Edwards, B
5
WR
Slam Pounders Graham, S
3
K
Slam Pounders Kitna, J
2
QB
    
Stoolly Pigeons Burress, P
11
WR
Stoolly Pigeons Brady, T
10
QB
Stoolly Pigeons Jordan, L
10
RB
Stoolly Pigeons Mason, D
10
WR
Stoolly Pigeons McMichael, R
10
TE
Stoolly Pigeons Muhammad, M
9
WR
Stoolly Pigeons Chicago
8
DEF
Stoolly Pigeons Herron, N
8
RB
Stoolly Pigeons Reed, J
8
K
Stoolly Pigeons Barlow, K
7
RB
Stoolly Pigeons Winslow, K
6
TE
Stoolly Pigeons Rivers, P
5
QB
Stoolly Pigeons Atlanta
4
DEF
Stoolly Pigeons Lelie, A
3
WR
Stoolly Pigeons Leinert, M
1
QB
    
Very Large Men Williams, C
12
RB
Very Large Men Shockey, J
11
TE
Very Large Men Fitzgerald, L
10
WR
Very Large Men Houshmandzadeh, T
10
WR
Very Large Men McNabb, D
10
QB
Very Large Men Westbrook, B
10
RB
Very Large Men Carolina
8
DEF
Very Large Men Colston, M
8
WR
Very Large Men Morris, M
8
RB
Very Large Men Plummer, J
8
QB
Very Large Men Thomas, A
8
RB
Very Large Men Williams, Reg
8
WR
Very Large Men White, L
7
RB
Very Large Men Johnson, K
6
WR
Very Large Men Elam, J
5
K
    
Willow Weeds Bush, R
12
RB
Willow Weeds Hasselbeck, M
11
QB
Willow Weeds Droughns, R
10
RB
Willow Weeds Heap, T
10
TE
Willow Weeds Jackson, D
10
WR
Willow Weeds Addai, J
9
RB
Willow Weeds Booker, M
8
WR
Willow Weeds Gould, R
8
K
Willow Weeds Kennison, E
8
WR
Willow Weeds Turner, M
8
RB
Willow Weeds Washington
8
DEF
Willow Weeds Anderson, M
6
RB
Willow Weeds Johnson, B
4
QB
Willow Weeds Moulds, E
2
WR
Willow Weeds Cincinnati
1
DEF

SHORT DIVISION

Team Player
Sal
Pos
Cheddar-Best Harrison, M
12
WR
Cheddar-Best Lewis, J
11
RB
Cheddar-Best Johnson, A
10
WR
Cheddar-Best Johnson, Ru
10
RB
Cheddar-Best Jones, Ju
10
RB
Cheddar-Best Vick, M
10
QB
Cheddar-Best Heap, T
9
TE
Cheddar-Best Coles, L
8
WR
Cheddar-Best Grossman, R
8
QB
Cheddar-Best Henry, C
8
WR
Cheddar-Best Lundy, W
8
RB
Cheddar-Best Pennington, C
8
QB
Cheddar-Best Young, V
6
QB
Cheddar-Best Jacksonville
4
DEF
Cheddar-Best Graham, S
3
K
    
Dante's Inferno James, E
12
RB
Dante's Inferno Addai, J
11
RB
Dante's Inferno Boldin, A
10
WR
Dante's Inferno Chambers, C
10
WR
Dante's Inferno Delhomme, J
10
QB
Dante's Inferno Parker, W
10
RB
Dante's Inferno Anderson, D
8
QB
Dante's Inferno Berrian, B
8
WR
Dante's Inferno Clark, Des
8
TE
Dante's Inferno Dallas
8
DEF
Dante's Inferno Frye, C
8
QB
Dante's Inferno Romo, T
8
QB
Dante's Inferno Washington, N
8
WR
Dante's Inferno Curtis, K
4
WR
Dante's Inferno Akers, D
3
K
    
FTMDLS Tomlinson, L
12
RB
FTMDLS Rhodes, D
11
RB
FTMDLS Jackson, D
10
WR
FTMDLS Johnson, K
10
WR
FTMDLS McNair, S
10
QB
FTMDLS Roethlisberger, B
10
QB
FTMDLS Galloway, J
9
WR
FTMDLS Baker, C
8
TE
FTMDLS Brown, J
8
K
FTMDLS Cooley, C
8
TE
FTMDLS Seattle
8
DEF
FTMDLS Dayne, R
5
RB
FTMDLS Betts, L
4
RB
FTMDLS Bennett, D
3
WR
FTMDLS Randle El, A
2
WR
    
Hot Dogs For All Bush, R
12
RB
Hot Dogs For All Moss, R
11
WR
Hot Dogs For All Bell, M
10
RB
Hot Dogs For All Gates, A
10
TE
Hot Dogs For All Manning, E
10
QB
Hot Dogs For All Smith, S
10
WR
Hot Dogs For All Jones, Ma
9
WR
Hot Dogs For All Furrey, M
8
WR
Hot Dogs For All Gabriel, D
8
WR
Hot Dogs For All Garrard, D
8
QB
Hot Dogs For All Henry, T
8
RB
Hot Dogs For All Kansas City
8
DEF
Hot Dogs For All Perry, C
8
RB
Hot Dogs For All Stover, M
8
K
Hot Dogs For All Norwood, J
7
RB
    
PCHS Jones, K
12
RB
PCHS Williams, C
12
RB
PCHS Droughns, R
11
RB
PCHS Benson, C
10
RB
PCHS Evans, L
10
WR
PCHS Johnson, C
10
WR
PCHS Culpepper, D
9
QB
PCHS Gradkowski, B
8
QB
PCHS Leftwich, B
8
QB
PCHS Miller, H
8
TE
PCHS Minnesota
8
DEF
PCHS Rayner, D
8
K
PCHS Jacobs, B
7
RB
PCHS Brown, R
6
WR
PCHS Bruce, I
4
WR
    
Pipe Layers Portis, C
12
RB
Pipe Layers Maroney, L
11
RB
Pipe Layers Brees, D
10
QB
Pipe Layers Favre, B
10
QB
Pipe Layers Mason, D
10
WR
Pipe Layers Walker, J
10
WR
Pipe Layers White, L
9
RB
Pipe Layers Muhammad, M
8
WR
Pipe Layers Kennison, E
7
WR
Pipe Layers Pittsburgh
6
DEF
Pipe Layers Troupe, B
5
TE
Pipe Layers Vanderjagt, M
4
K
Pipe Layers Holmes, S
3
WR
Pipe Layers Cincinnati
2
DEF
Pipe Layers Longwell, R
1
K
    
Right Balls McAllister, D
12
RB
Right Balls Jones, T
11
RB
Right Balls Crumpler, A
10
TE
Right Balls Holt, T
10
WR
Right Balls Houshmandzadeh, T
10
WR
Right Balls Palmer, C
10
QB
Right Balls Chicago
9
DEF
Right Balls Colston, M
8
WR
Right Balls Glenn, T
8
WR
Right Balls Green, T
8
QB
Right Balls Jones-Drew, M
8
RB
Right Balls Kaeding, N
8
K
Right Balls Smith, L
8
TE
Right Balls Barlow, K
6
RB
Right Balls Branch, D
4
WR
    
Runnin' Terrorists Dunn, W
12
RB
Runnin' Terrorists Dillon, C
11
RB
Runnin' Terrorists Green, A
10
RB
Runnin' Terrorists McNabb, D
10
QB
Runnin' Terrorists Moss, S
10
WR
Runnin' Terrorists Wayne, R
10
WR
Runnin' Terrorists Smith, Ro
9
WR
Runnin' Terrorists Carney, J
8
K
Runnin' Terrorists Garcia, J
8
QB
Runnin' Terrorists Wilkins, J
8
K
Runnin' Terrorists Winslow, K
8
TE
Runnin' Terrorists Edwards, B
6
WR
Runnin' Terrorists Rivers, P
5
QB
Runnin' Terrorists Miami
4
DEF
Runnin' Terrorists New England
1
DEF
    
Sex Panthers Alexander, S
12
RB
Sex Panthers Burress, P
11
WR
Sex Panthers Brady, T
10
QB
Sex Panthers Fitzgerald, L
10
WR
Sex Panthers Johnson, L
10
RB
Sex Panthers Jordan, L
10
RB
Sex Panthers Driver, D
9
WR
Sex Panthers Fargas, J
8
RB
Sex Panthers Gould, R
8
K
Sex Panthers Morris, M
8
RB
Sex Panthers Morris, S
8
RB
Sex Panthers Washington, L
8
RB
Sex Panthers McMichael, R
6
TE
Sex Panthers Baltimore
5
DEF
Sex Panthers Bryant, A
2
WR
    
Slippery Petes Owens, T
12
WR
Slippery Petes Foster, D
11
RB
Slippery Petes Bell, T
10
RB
Slippery Petes Bulger, M
10
QB
Slippery Petes McGahee, W
10
RB
Slippery Petes Taylor, F
10
RB
Slippery Petes Shockey, J
9
TE
Slippery Petes Cotchery, J
8
WR
Slippery Petes Henderson, D
8
WR
Slippery Petes Thomas, A
8
RB
Slippery Petes Watson, B
8
TE
Slippery Petes Williams, D
7
RB
Slippery Petes Leinert, M
5
QB
Slippery Petes Kasay, J
2
K
Slippery Petes Arizona
1
DEF
    
Sloppy Joes Ward, H
11
WR
Sloppy Joes Barber, T
10
RB
Sloppy Joes Horn, J
10
WR
Sloppy Joes Manning, P
10
QB
Sloppy Joes Taylor, C
10
RB
Sloppy Joes Westbrook, B
10
RB
Sloppy Joes Witten, J
9
TE
Sloppy Joes Booker, M
8
WR
Sloppy Joes Buckhalter, C
8
RB
Sloppy Joes Caldwell, R
8
WR
Sloppy Joes Moore, M
8
RB
Sloppy Joes Scobee, J
8
K
Sloppy Joes Stallworth, D
8
WR
Sloppy Joes Atlanta
4
DEF
Sloppy Joes Clark, Da
3
TE
    
Team Boom Brown, R
12
RB
Team Boom Gore, F
11
RB
Team Boom Gonzalez, T
10
TE
Team Boom Hasselbeck, M
10
QB
Team Boom Jackson, S
10
RB
Team Boom Williams, Ro
10
WR
Team Boom Barber, M
9
RB
Team Boom Carr, D
8
QB
Team Boom Jennings, G
8
WR
Team Boom San Diego
8
DEF
Team Boom Davis, V
7
TE
Team Boom Clayton, Ma
5
WR
Team Boom Vinatieri, A
4
K
Team Boom Philadelphia
3
DEF
Team Boom Kitna, J
2
QB


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