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Draft - By Team

2006

Long Division Player
Pos
Pick
19-Cent Team Harrison, M
WR
10
19-Cent Team Ward, H
WR
15
19-Cent Team Taylor, F
RB
34
19-Cent Team Jones, T
RB
39
19-Cent Team Barber, M
RB
58
19-Cent Team Vick, M
QB
63
19-Cent Team Davis, V
TE
82
19-Cent Team Moats, R
RB
87
19-Cent Team McCardell, K
WR
106
19-Cent Team Blaylock, D
RB
111
19-Cent Team Kaeding, N
K
130
19-Cent Team Philadelphia
DEF
135
   
Banty Roosters Dunn, W
RB
9
Banty Roosters Moss, R
WR
16
Banty Roosters Walker, J
WR
33
Banty Roosters Rhodes, D
RB
40
Banty Roosters Vanderjagt, M
K
57
Banty Roosters Indianapolis
DEF
64
Banty Roosters Duckett, T
RB
81
Banty Roosters Perry, C
RB
88
Banty Roosters Brooks, A
QB
105
Banty Roosters Bruce, I
WR
112
Banty Roosters Clayton, Ma
WR
129
Banty Roosters Miami
DEF
136
   
Brownstown McAllister, D
RB
12
Brownstown Boldin, A
WR
13
Brownstown Smith, L
TE
36
Brownstown Glenn, T
WR
37
Brownstown Buckhalter, C
RB
60
Brownstown Pittsburgh
DEF
61
Brownstown Jones, Ma
WR
84
Brownstown Brees, D
QB
85
Brownstown Bennett, M
RB
108
Brownstown Jurevicius, J
WR
109
Brownstown Longwell, R
K
132
Brownstown Denver
DEF
133
   
Gary Colemans Owens, T
WR
8
Gary Colemans Moss, S
WR
17
Gary Colemans Williams, D
RB
32
Gary Colemans Stallworth, D
WR
41
Gary Colemans Kennison, E
WR
56
Gary Colemans Jacobs, B
RB
65
Gary Colemans Brunell, M
QB
80
Gary Colemans Cooley, C
TE
89
Gary Colemans Washington
DEF
104
Gary Colemans Haynes, V
RB
113
Gary Colemans Gabriel, D
WR
128
Gary Colemans Akers, D
K
137
   
Lonely Kickers James, E
RB
4
Lonely Kickers Williams, Ro
WR
21
Lonely Kickers Branch, D
WR
28
Lonely Kickers Clayton, Mi
WR
45
Lonely Kickers Miller, H
TE
52
Lonely Kickers Warner, K
QB
69
Lonely Kickers Jacksonville
DEF
76
Lonely Kickers Bennett, D
WR
93
Lonely Kickers Randle El, A
WR
100
Lonely Kickers Suggs, L
RB
117
Lonely Kickers Brown, J
K
124
Lonely Kickers Clark, Da
TE
141
   
Pouch Mouse USA Tomlinson, L
RB
1
Pouch Mouse USA Horn, J
WR
24
Pouch Mouse USA Johnson, A
WR
25
Pouch Mouse USA Brown, C
RB
48
Pouch Mouse USA Lundy, W
RB
49
Pouch Mouse USA Coles, L
WR
72
Pouch Mouse USA Brown, R
WR
73
Pouch Mouse USA Watson, B
TE
96
Pouch Mouse USA Plummer, J
QB
97
Pouch Mouse USA Baltimore
DEF
120
Pouch Mouse USA Kasay, J
K
121
Pouch Mouse USA Washington, L
RB
144
   
Salt Dogs Alexander, S
RB
2
Salt Dogs Lewis, J
RB
23
Salt Dogs Driver, D
WR
26
Salt Dogs Green, A
RB
47
Salt Dogs Rackers, N
K
50
Salt Dogs Tampa Bay
DEF
71
Salt Dogs Dayne, R
RB
74
Salt Dogs Staley, D
RB
95
Salt Dogs Favre, B
QB
98
Salt Dogs Lloyd, B
WR
119
Salt Dogs Bryant, A
WR
122
Salt Dogs Buffalo
DEF
143
   
Scatman Barber, T
RB
3
Scatman Galloway, J
WR
22
Scatman Bell, T
RB
27
Scatman Crumpler, A
TE
46
Scatman Vinatieri, A
K
51
Scatman Seattle
DEF
70
Scatman Betts, L
RB
75
Scatman Moore, M
RB
94
Scatman Leftwich, B
QB
99
Scatman Curtis, K
WR
118
Scatman Givens, D
WR
123
Scatman Minnesota
DEF
142
   
Slam Pounders Smith, S
WR
7
Slam Pounders Dillon, C
RB
18
Slam Pounders Gonzalez, T
TE
31
Slam Pounders Maroney, L
RB
42
Slam Pounders Evans, L
WR
55
Slam Pounders Bell, M
RB
66
Slam Pounders Wilford, E
WR
79
Slam Pounders Edwards, B
WR
90
Slam Pounders Morency, V
RB
103
Slam Pounders Graham, S
K
114
Slam Pounders Kitna, J
QB
127
Slam Pounders Dallas
DEF
138
   
Stoolly Pigeons Portis, C
RB
6
Stoolly Pigeons Burress, P
WR
19
Stoolly Pigeons McMichael, R
TE
30
Stoolly Pigeons Muhammad, M
WR
43
Stoolly Pigeons Chicago
DEF
54
Stoolly Pigeons Barlow, K
RB
67
Stoolly Pigeons Winslow, K
TE
78
Stoolly Pigeons Rivers, P
QB
91
Stoolly Pigeons Atlanta
DEF
102
Stoolly Pigeons Lelie, A
WR
115
Stoolly Pigeons Mare, O
K
126
Stoolly Pigeons Leinert, M
QB
139
   
Very Large Men Williams, C
RB
5
Very Large Men Shockey, J
TE
20
Very Large Men McNabb, D
QB
29
Very Large Men Burleson, N
WR
44
Very Large Men Carolina
DEF
53
Very Large Men White, L
RB
68
Very Large Men Johnson, K
WR
77
Very Large Men Elam, J
K
92
Very Large Men Houston, C
RB
101
Very Large Men Pennington, C
QB
116
Very Large Men Toomer, A
WR
125
Very Large Men New England
DEF
140
   
Willow Weeds Bush, R
RB
11
Willow Weeds Hasselbeck, M
QB
14
Willow Weeds Smith, Ro
WR
35
Willow Weeds Addai, J
RB
38
Willow Weeds Feely, J
K
59
Willow Weeds New York Giants
DEF
62
Willow Weeds Anderson, M
RB
83
Willow Weeds Gado, S
RB
86
Willow Weeds Johnson, B
QB
107
Willow Weeds Porter, J
WR
110
Willow Weeds Moulds, E
WR
131
Willow Weeds Cincinnati
DEF
134
Short Division Player
Pos
Pick
Cheddar-Best Harrison, M
WR
11
Cheddar-Best Lewis, J
RB
14
Cheddar-Best Vick, M
QB
35
Cheddar-Best Heap, T
TE
38
Cheddar-Best Coles, L
WR
59
Cheddar-Best Duckett, T
RB
62
Cheddar-Best Young, V
QB
83
Cheddar-Best Gado, S
RB
97
Cheddar-Best Jacksonville
DEF
107
Cheddar-Best Graham, S
K
110
Cheddar-Best Morency, V
RB
131
Cheddar-Best Wilford, E
WR
134
   
Dante's Inferno James, E
RB
5
Dante's Inferno Addai, J
RB
20
Dante's Inferno Delhomme, J
QB
29
Dante's Inferno Gabriel, D
WR
44
Dante's Inferno Lundy, W
RB
53
Dante's Inferno Watson, B
TE
68
Dante's Inferno Bledsoe, D
QB
77
Dante's Inferno Indianapolis
DEF
92
Dante's Inferno Curtis, K
WR
101
Dante's Inferno Akers, D
K
116
Dante's Inferno Williamson, T
WR
125
Dante's Inferno Moats, R
RB
140
   
FTMDLS Tomlinson, L
RB
2
FTMDLS Rhodes, D
RB
23
FTMDLS Jackson, D
WR
26
FTMDLS Galloway, J
WR
47
FTMDLS Cooley, C
TE
50
FTMDLS Jurevicius, J
WR
71
FTMDLS Tampa Bay
DEF
74
FTMDLS Dayne, R
RB
95
FTMDLS Betts, L
RB
98
FTMDLS Bennett, D
WR
119
FTMDLS Randle El, A
WR
122
FTMDLS Northcutt, D
WR
143
   
Hot Dogs For All Bush, R
RB
9
Hot Dogs For All Moss, R
WR
16
Hot Dogs For All Bell, M
RB
33
Hot Dogs For All Jones, Ma
WR
40
Hot Dogs For All Burleson, N
WR
57
Hot Dogs For All Norwood, J
RB
64
Hot Dogs For All White, R
WR
81
Hot Dogs For All Seattle
DEF
88
Hot Dogs For All Harrison, J
RB
105
Hot Dogs For All Pope, L
TE
112
Hot Dogs For All Jenkins, M
WR
129
Hot Dogs For All Tynes, L
K
136
   
PCHS Jones, K
RB
10
PCHS Droughns, R
RB
15
PCHS Evans, L
WR
34
PCHS Culpepper, D
QB
39
PCHS Miller, H
TE
58
PCHS Jacobs, B
RB
63
PCHS Brown, R
WR
82
PCHS Green, T
QB
87
PCHS Bruce, I
WR
106
PCHS New York Giants
DEF
111
PCHS Feely, J
K
130
PCHS Engram, B
WR
135
   
Pipe Layers Portis, C
RB
4
Pipe Layers Maroney, L
RB
21
Pipe Layers Walker, J
WR
28
Pipe Layers White, L
RB
45
Pipe Layers Muhammad, M
WR
52
Pipe Layers Kennison, E
WR
69
Pipe Layers Pittsburgh
DEF
76
Pipe Layers Troupe, B
TE
93
Pipe Layers Vanderjagt, M
K
100
Pipe Layers Holmes, S
WR
117
Pipe Layers Cincinnati
DEF
124
Pipe Layers Longwell, R
K
141
   
Right Balls McAllister, D
RB
8
Right Balls Jones, T
RB
17
Right Balls Crumpler, A
TE
32
Right Balls Chicago
DEF
41
Right Balls Glenn, T
WR
56
Right Balls McCardell, K
WR
65
Right Balls Barlow, K
RB
80
Right Balls Turner, M
RB
89
Right Balls Branch, D
WR
104
Right Balls Brooks, A
QB
113
Right Balls Nugent, M
K
128
Right Balls Staley, D
RB
137
   
Runnin' Terrorists Dunn, W
RB
7
Runnin' Terrorists Dillon, C
RB
18
Runnin' Terrorists Green, A
RB
31
Runnin' Terrorists Smith, Ro
WR
42
Runnin' Terrorists Winslow, K
TE
55
Runnin' Terrorists Brown, C
RB
66
Runnin' Terrorists Edwards, B
WR
79
Runnin' Terrorists Rivers, P
QB
90
Runnin' Terrorists Miami
DEF
103
Runnin' Terrorists Moulds, E
WR
114
Runnin' Terrorists Janikowski, S
K
127
Runnin' Terrorists New England
DEF
138
   
Sex Panthers Alexander, S
RB
1
Sex Panthers Burress, P
WR
24
Sex Panthers Brady, T
QB
25
Sex Panthers Driver, D
WR
48
Sex Panthers Plummer, J
QB
49
Sex Panthers Carolina
DEF
72
Sex Panthers McMichael, R
TE
73
Sex Panthers Baltimore
DEF
86
Sex Panthers Anderson, M
RB
96
Sex Panthers Elam, J
K
120
Sex Panthers Bryant, A
WR
121
Sex Panthers Fason, C
RB
144
   
Slippery Petes Owens, T
WR
12
Slippery Petes Foster, D
RB
13
Slippery Petes Bell, T
RB
36
Slippery Petes Shockey, J
TE
37
Slippery Petes Givens, D
WR
60
Slippery Petes Williams, D
RB
61
Slippery Petes Warner, K
QB
84
Slippery Petes Leinert, M
QB
85
Slippery Petes Toomer, A
WR
108
Slippery Petes Dallas
DEF
109
Slippery Petes Kasay, J
K
132
Slippery Petes Arizona
DEF
133
   
Sloppy Joes Williams, C
RB
6
Sloppy Joes Ward, H
WR
19
Sloppy Joes Horn, J
WR
30
Sloppy Joes Witten, J
TE
43
Sloppy Joes Stallworth, D
WR
54
Sloppy Joes Porter, J
WR
67
Sloppy Joes Leftwich, B
QB
78
Sloppy Joes Rackers, N
K
91
Sloppy Joes Atlanta
DEF
102
Sloppy Joes Clark, Da
TE
115
Sloppy Joes Perry, C
RB
126
Sloppy Joes Green, W
RB
139
   
Team Boom Brown, R
RB
3
Team Boom Gore, F
RB
22
Team Boom Gonzalez, T
TE
27
Team Boom Barber, M
RB
46
Team Boom Clayton, Mi
WR
51
Team Boom Davis, V
TE
70
Team Boom Lloyd, B
WR
75
Team Boom Clayton, Ma
WR
94
Team Boom Vinatieri, A
K
99
Team Boom Philadelphia
DEF
118
Team Boom Kitna, J
QB
123
Team Boom Jackson, C
WR
142

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