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Draft - Salaries

2006
Note: You can have 2 keepers with salaries totaling $22 or less; Free Agents are $8

Long Division Draft Team Pos
Pick
Rd
Sal
Addai, J Willow Weeds RB
38
4
9
Akers, D Gary Colemans K
137
12
1
Alexander, S Salt Dogs RB
2
1
12
Anderson, M Willow Weeds RB
83
7
6
Atlanta Stoolly Pigeons DEF
102
9
4
Baltimore Pouch Mouse USA DEF
120
10
3
Barber, M 19-Cent Team RB
58
5
8
Barber, T Scatman RB
3
1
12
Barlow, K Stoolly Pigeons RB
67
6
7
Bell, M Slam Pounders RB
66
6
7
Bell, T Scatman RB
27
3
10
Bennett, D Lonely Kickers WR
93
8
5
Bennett, M Brownstown RB
108
9
4
Benson, C Banty Roosters RB
k
k
10
Betts, L Scatman RB
75
7
6
Blaylock, D 19-Cent Team RB
111
10
3
Bledsoe, D Gary Colemans QB
k
k
10
Boldin, A Brownstown WR
13
2
11
Brady, T Stoolly Pigeons QB
k
k
10
Branch, D Lonely Kickers WR
28
3
10
Brees, D Brownstown QB
85
8
5
Brooks, A Banty Roosters QB
105
9
4
Brown, C Pouch Mouse USA RB
48
4
9
Brown, J Lonely Kickers K
124
11
2
Brown, R Pouch Mouse USA WR
73
7
6
Brown, R Pouch Mouse USA RB
k
k
10
Bruce, I Banty Roosters WR
112
10
3
Brunell, M Gary Colemans QB
80
7
6
Bryant, A Salt Dogs WR
122
11
2
Buckhalter, C Brownstown RB
60
5
8
Buffalo Salt Dogs DEF
143
12
1
Bulger, M Pouch Mouse USA QB
k
k
10
Burleson, N Very Large Men WR
44
4
9
Burress, P Stoolly Pigeons WR
19
2
11
Bush, R Willow Weeds RB
11
1
12
Carolina Very Large Men DEF
53
5
8
Chambers, C Salt Dogs WR
k
k
10
Chicago Stoolly Pigeons DEF
54
5
8
Cincinnati Willow Weeds DEF
134
12
1
Clark, Da Lonely Kickers TE
141
12
1
Clayton, Ma Banty Roosters WR
129
11
2
Clayton, Mi Lonely Kickers WR
45
4
9
Coles, L Pouch Mouse USA WR
72
6
7
Cooley, C Gary Colemans TE
89
8
5
Crumpler, A Scatman TE
46
4
9
Culpepper, D 19-Cent Team QB
k
k
10
Curtis, K Scatman WR
118
10
3
Dallas Slam Pounders DEF
138
12
1
Davis, V 19-Cent Team TE
82
7
6
Dayne, R Salt Dogs RB
74
7
6
Delhomme, J Salt Dogs QB
k
k
10
Denver Brownstown DEF
133
12
1
Dillon, C Slam Pounders RB
18
2
11
Driver, D Salt Dogs WR
26
3
10
Droughns, R Willow Weeds RB
k
k
10
Duckett, T Banty Roosters RB
81
7
6
Dunn, W Banty Roosters RB
9
1
12
Edwards, B Slam Pounders WR
90
8
5
Elam, J Very Large Men K
92
8
5
Evans, L Slam Pounders WR
55
5
8
Favre, B Salt Dogs QB
98
9
4
Feely, J Willow Weeds K
59
5
8
Fitzgerald, L Very Large Men WR
k
k
10
Foster, D Gary Colemans RB
k
k
10
Gabriel, D Gary Colemans WR
128
11
2
Gado, S Willow Weeds RB
86
8
5
Galloway, J Scatman WR
22
2
11
Gates, A Banty Roosters TE
k
k
10
Givens, D Scatman WR
123
11
2
Glenn, T Brownstown WR
37
4
9
Gonzalez, T Slam Pounders TE
31
3
10
Gore, F Pouch Mouse USA RB
k
k
10
Graham, S Slam Pounders K
114
10
3
Green, A Salt Dogs RB
47
4
9
Green, T Brownstown QB
k
k
10
Harrison, M 19-Cent Team WR
10
1
12
Hasselbeck, M Willow Weeds QB
14
2
11
Haynes, V Gary Colemans RB
113
10
3
Heap, T Willow Weeds TE
k
k
10
Holt, T Brownstown WR
k
k
10
Horn, J Pouch Mouse USA WR
24
2
11
Houshmandzadeh, T Very Large Men WR
k
k
10
Houston, C Very Large Men RB
101
9
4
Indianapolis Banty Roosters DEF
64
6
7
Jackson, D Willow Weeds WR
k
k
10
Jackson, S 19-Cent Team RB
k
k
10
Jacksonville Lonely Kickers DEF
76
7
6
Jacobs, B Gary Colemans RB
65
6
7
James, E Lonely Kickers RB
4
1
12
Johnson, A Pouch Mouse USA WR
25
3
10
Johnson, B Willow Weeds QB
107
9
4
Johnson, C 19-Cent Team WR
k
k
10
Johnson, K Very Large Men WR
77
7
6
Johnson, L Slam Pounders RB
k
k
10
Johnson, Ru Gary Colemans RB
k
k
10
Jones, Ju Scatman RB
k
k
10
Jones, K Slam Pounders RB
k
k
10
Jones, Ma Brownstown WR
84
7
6
Jones, T 19-Cent Team RB
39
4
9
Jordan, L Stoolly Pigeons RB
k
k
10
Jurevicius, J Brownstown WR
109
10
3
Kaeding, N 19-Cent Team K
130
11
2
Kasay, J Pouch Mouse USA K
121
11
2
Kennison, E Gary Colemans WR
56
5
8
Kitna, J Slam Pounders QB
127
11
2
Leftwich, B Scatman QB
99
9
4
Leinert, M Stoolly Pigeons QB
139
12
1
Lelie, A Stoolly Pigeons WR
115
10
3
Lewis, J Salt Dogs RB
23
2
11
Lloyd, B Salt Dogs WR
119
10
3
Longwell, R Brownstown K
132
11
2
Lundy, W Pouch Mouse USA RB
49
5
8
Manning, E Banty Roosters QB
k
k
10
Manning, P Slam Pounders QB
k
k
10
Mare, O Stoolly Pigeons K
126
11
2
Maroney, L Slam Pounders RB
42
4
9
Mason, D Stoolly Pigeons WR
k
k
10
McAllister, D Brownstown RB
12
1
12
McCardell, K 19-Cent Team WR
106
9
4
McGahee, W Lonely Kickers RB
k
k
10
McMichael, R Stoolly Pigeons TE
30
3
10
McNabb, D Very Large Men QB
29
3
10
Miami Banty Roosters DEF
136
12
1
Miller, H Lonely Kickers TE
52
5
8
Minnesota Scatman DEF
142
12
1
Moats, R 19-Cent Team RB
87
8
5
Moore, M Scatman RB
94
8
5
Morency, V Slam Pounders RB
103
9
4
Moss, R Banty Roosters WR
16
2
11
Moss, S Gary Colemans WR
17
2
11
Moulds, E Willow Weeds WR
131
11
2
Muhammad, M Stoolly Pigeons WR
43
4
9
New England Very Large Men DEF
140
12
1
New York Giants Willow Weeds DEF
62
6
7
Owens, T Gary Colemans WR
8
1
12
Palmer, C Lonely Kickers QB
k
k
10
Parker, W Brownstown RB
k
k
10
Pennington, C Very Large Men QB
116
10
3
Perry, C Banty Roosters RB
88
8
5
Philadelphia 19-Cent Team DEF
135
12
1
Pittsburgh Brownstown DEF
61
6
7
Plummer, J Pouch Mouse USA QB
97
9
4
Porter, J Willow Weeds WR
110
10
3
Portis, C Stoolly Pigeons RB
6
1
12
Rackers, N Salt Dogs K
50
5
8
Randle El, A Lonely Kickers WR
100
9
4
Rhodes, D Banty Roosters RB
40
4
9
Rivers, P Stoolly Pigeons QB
91
8
5
Roethlisberger, B Scatman QB
k
k
10
Seattle Scatman DEF
70
6
7
Shockey, J Very Large Men TE
20
2
11
Smith, L Brownstown TE
36
3
10
Smith, Ro Willow Weeds WR
35
3
10
Smith, S Slam Pounders WR
7
1
12
Staley, D Salt Dogs RB
95
8
5
Stallworth, D Gary Colemans WR
41
4
9
Suggs, L Lonely Kickers RB
117
10
3
Tampa Bay Salt Dogs DEF
71
6
7
Taylor, C Lonely Kickers RB
k
k
10
Taylor, F 19-Cent Team RB
34
3
10
Tomlinson, L Pouch Mouse USA RB
1
1
12
Toomer, A Very Large Men WR
125
11
2
Vanderjagt, M Banty Roosters K
57
5
8
Vick, M 19-Cent Team QB
63
6
7
Vinatieri, A Scatman K
51
5
8
Walker, J Banty Roosters WR
33
3
10
Ward, H 19-Cent Team WR
15
2
11
Warner, K Lonely Kickers QB
69
6
7
Washington Gary Colemans DEF
104
9
4
Washington, L Pouch Mouse USA RB
144
12
1
Watson, B Pouch Mouse USA TE
96
8
5
Wayne, R Scatman WR
k
k
10
Westbrook, B Very Large Men RB
k
k
10
White, L Very Large Men RB
68
6
7
Wilford, E Slam Pounders WR
79
7
6
Williams, C Very Large Men RB
5
1
12
Williams, D Gary Colemans RB
32
3
10
Williams, Ro Lonely Kickers WR
21
2
11
Winslow, K Stoolly Pigeons TE
78
7
6
Witten, J Salt Dogs TE
k
k
10
Short Division Draft Team Pos
Pick
Rd
Sal
Addai, J Dante's Inferno RB
20
2
11
Akers, D Dante's Inferno K
116
10
3
Alexander, S Sex Panthers RB
1
1
12
Anderson, M Sex Panthers RB
96
8
5
Arizona Slippery Petes DEF
133
12
1
Atlanta Sloppy Joes DEF
102
9
4
Baltimore Sex Panthers DEF
86
8
5
Barber, M Team Boom RB
46
4
9
Barber, T PCHS RB
k
k
10
Barlow, K Right Balls RB
80
7
6
Bell, M Hot Dogs For All RB
33
3
10
Bell, T Slippery Petes RB
36
3
10
Bennett, D FTMDLS WR
119
10
3
Benson, C PCHS RB
k
k
10
Betts, L FTMDLS RB
98
9
4
Bledsoe, D Dante's Inferno QB
77
7
6
Boldin, A Dante's Inferno WR
k
k
10
Brady, T Sex Panthers QB
25
3
10
Branch, D Right Balls WR
104
9
4
Brees, D Pipe Layers QB
k
k
10
Brooks, A Right Balls QB
113
10
3
Brown, C Runnin' Terrorists RB
66
6
7
Brown, R Team Boom RB
3
1
12
Brown, R PCHS WR
82
7
6
Bruce, I PCHS WR
106
9
4
Bryant, A Sex Panthers WR
121
11
2
Bulger, M Slippery Petes QB
k
k
10
Burleson, N Hot Dogs For All WR
57
5
8
Burress, P Sex Panthers WR
24
2
11
Bush, R Hot Dogs For All RB
9
1
12
Carolina Sex Panthers DEF
72
6
7
Chambers, C Dante's Inferno WR
k
k
10
Chicago Right Balls DEF
41
4
9
Cincinnati Pipe Layers DEF
124
11
2
Clark, Da Sloppy Joes TE
115
10
3
Clayton, Ma Team Boom WR
94
8
5
Clayton, Mi Team Boom WR
51
5
8
Coles, L Cheddar-Best WR
59
5
8
Cooley, C FTMDLS TE
50
5
8
Crumpler, A Right Balls TE
32
3
10
Culpepper, D PCHS QB
39
4
9
Curtis, K Dante's Inferno WR
101
9
4
Dallas Slippery Petes DEF
109
10
3
Davis, V Team Boom TE
70
6
7
Dayne, R FTMDLS RB
95
8
5
Delhomme, J Dante's Inferno QB
29
3
10
Dillon, C Runnin' Terrorists RB
18
2
11
Driver, D Sex Panthers WR
48
4
9
Droughns, R PCHS RB
15
2
11
Duckett, T Cheddar-Best RB
62
6
7
Dunn, W Runnin' Terrorists RB
7
1
12
Edwards, B Runnin' Terrorists WR
79
7
6
Elam, J Sex Panthers K
120
10
3
Engram, B PCHS WR
135
12
1
Evans, L PCHS WR
34
3
10
Fason, C Sex Panthers RB
144
12
1
Favre, B Pipe Layers QB
k
k
10
Feely, J PCHS K
130
11
2
Fitzgerald, L Sex Panthers WR
k
k
10
Foster, D Slippery Petes RB
13
2
11
Gabriel, D Dante's Inferno WR
44
4
9
Gado, S Cheddar-Best RB
97
9
4
Galloway, J FTMDLS WR
47
4
9
Gates, A Hot Dogs For All TE
k
k
10
Givens, D Slippery Petes WR
60
5
8
Glenn, T Right Balls WR
56
5
8
Gonzalez, T Team Boom TE
27
3
10
Gore, F Team Boom RB
22
2
11
Graham, S Cheddar-Best K
110
10
3
Green, A Runnin' Terrorists RB
31
3
10
Green, T PCHS QB
87
8
5
Green, W Sloppy Joes RB
139
12
1
Harrison, J Hot Dogs For All RB
105
9
4
Harrison, M Cheddar-Best WR
11
1
12
Hasselbeck, M Team Boom QB
k
k
10
Heap, T Cheddar-Best TE
38
4
9
Holmes, S Pipe Layers WR
117
10
3
Holt, T Right Balls WR
k
k
10
Horn, J Sloppy Joes WR
30
3
10
Houshmandzadeh, T Right Balls WR
k
k
10
Indianapolis Dante's Inferno DEF
92
8
5
Jackson, C Team Boom WR
142
12
1
Jackson, D FTMDLS WR
26
3
10
Jackson, S Team Boom RB
k
k
10
Jacksonville Cheddar-Best DEF
107
9
4
Jacobs, B PCHS RB
63
6
7
James, E Dante's Inferno RB
5
1
12
Janikowski, S Runnin' Terrorists K
127
11
2
Jenkins, M Hot Dogs For All WR
129
11
2
Johnson, A Cheddar-Best WR
k
k
10
Johnson, C PCHS WR
k
k
10
Johnson, K FTMDLS WR
k
k
10
Johnson, L Sex Panthers RB
k
k
10
Johnson, Ru Cheddar-Best RB
k
k
10
Jones, Ju Cheddar-Best RB
k
k
10
Jones, K PCHS RB
10
1
12
Jones, Ma Hot Dogs For All WR
40
4
9
Jones, T Right Balls RB
17
2
11
Jordan, L Sex Panthers RB
k
k
10
Jurevicius, J FTMDLS WR
71
6
7
Kasay, J Slippery Petes K
132
11
2
Kennison, E Pipe Layers WR
69
6
7
Kitna, J Team Boom QB
123
11
2
Leftwich, B Sloppy Joes QB
78
7
6
Leinert, M Slippery Petes QB
85
8
5
Lewis, J Cheddar-Best RB
14
2
11
Lloyd, B Team Boom WR
75
7
6
Longwell, R Pipe Layers K
141
12
1
Lundy, W Dante's Inferno RB
53
5
8
Manning, E Hot Dogs For All QB
k
k
10
Manning, P Sloppy Joes QB
k
k
10
Maroney, L Pipe Layers RB
21
2
11
Mason, D Pipe Layers WR
k
k
10
McAllister, D Right Balls RB
8
1
12
McCardell, K Right Balls WR
65
6
7
McGahee, W Slippery Petes RB
k
k
10
McMichael, R Sex Panthers TE
73
7
6
McNabb, D Runnin' Terrorists QB
k
k
10
McNair, S FTMDLS QB
k
k
10
Miami Runnin' Terrorists DEF
103
9
4
Miller, H PCHS TE
58
5
8
Moats, R Dante's Inferno RB
140
12
1
Morency, V Cheddar-Best RB
131
11
2
Moss, R Hot Dogs For All WR
16
2
11
Moss, S Runnin' Terrorists WR
k
k
10
Moulds, E Runnin' Terrorists WR
114
10
3
Muhammad, M Pipe Layers WR
52
5
8
New England Runnin' Terrorists DEF
138
12
1
New York Giants PCHS DEF
111
10
3
Northcutt, D FTMDLS WR
143
12
1
Norwood, J Hot Dogs For All RB
64
6
7
Nugent, M Right Balls K
128
11
2
Owens, T Slippery Petes WR
12
1
12
Palmer, C Right Balls QB
k
k
10
Parker, W Dante's Inferno RB
k
k
10
Perry, C Sloppy Joes RB
126
11
2
Philadelphia Team Boom DEF
118
10
3
Pittsburgh Pipe Layers DEF
76
7
6
Plummer, J Sex Panthers QB
49
5
8
Pope, L Hot Dogs For All TE
112
10
3
Porter, J Sloppy Joes WR
67
6
7
Portis, C Pipe Layers RB
4
1
12
Rackers, N Sloppy Joes K
91
8
5
Randle El, A FTMDLS WR
122
11
2
Rhodes, D FTMDLS RB
23
2
11
Rivers, P Runnin' Terrorists QB
90
8
5
Roethlisberger, B FTMDLS QB
k
k
10
Seattle Hot Dogs For All DEF
88
8
5
Shockey, J Slippery Petes TE
37
4
9
Smith, Ro Runnin' Terrorists WR
42
4
9
Smith, S Hot Dogs For All WR
k
k
10
Staley, D Right Balls RB
137
12
1
Stallworth, D Sloppy Joes WR
54
5
8
Tampa Bay FTMDLS DEF
74
7
6
Taylor, C Sloppy Joes RB
k
k
10
Taylor, F Slippery Petes RB
k
k
10
Tomlinson, L FTMDLS RB
2
1
12
Toomer, A Slippery Petes WR
108
9
4
Troupe, B Pipe Layers TE
93
8
5
Turner, M Right Balls RB
89
8
5
Tynes, L Hot Dogs For All K
136
12
1
Vanderjagt, M Pipe Layers K
100
9
4
Vick, M Cheddar-Best QB
35
3
10
Vinatieri, A Team Boom K
99
9
4
Walker, J Pipe Layers WR
28
3
10
Ward, H Sloppy Joes WR
19
2
11
Warner, K Slippery Petes QB
84
7
6
Watson, B Dante's Inferno TE
68
6
7
Wayne, R Runnin' Terrorists WR
k
k
10
Westbrook, B Sloppy Joes RB
k
k
10
White, L Pipe Layers RB
45
4
9
White, R Hot Dogs For All WR
81
7
6
Wilford, E Cheddar-Best WR
134
12
1
Williams, C Sloppy Joes RB
6
1
12
Williams, D Slippery Petes RB
61
6
7
Williams, Ro Team Boom WR
k
k
10
Williamson, T Dante's Inferno WR
125
11
2
Winslow, K Runnin' Terrorists TE
55
5
8
Witten, J Sloppy Joes TE
43
4
9
Young, V Cheddar-Best QB
83
7
6

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