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Draft - By Pick


1 Pouch Mouse USA Tomlinson, L RB
2 Salt Dogs Alexander, S RB
3 Scatman Barber, T RB
4 Lonely Kickers James, E RB
5 Very Large Men Williams, C RB
6 Stoolly Pigeons Portis, C RB
7 Slam Pounders Smith, S WR
8 Gary Colemans Owens, T WR
9 Banty Roosters Dunn, W RB
10 19-Cent Team Harrison, M WR
11 Willow Weeds Bush, R RB
12 Brownstown McAllister, D RB
13 Brownstown Boldin, A WR
14 Willow Weeds Hasselbeck, M QB
15 19-Cent Team Ward, H WR
16 Banty Roosters Moss, R WR
17 Gary Colemans Moss, S WR
18 Slam Pounders Dillon, C RB
19 Stoolly Pigeons Burress, P WR
20 Very Large Men Shockey, J TE
21 Lonely Kickers Williams, Ro WR
22 Scatman Galloway, J WR
23 Salt Dogs Lewis, J RB
24 Pouch Mouse USA Horn, J WR
25 Pouch Mouse USA Johnson, A WR
26 Salt Dogs Driver, D WR
27 Scatman Bell, T RB
28 Lonely Kickers Branch, D WR
29 Very Large Men McNabb, D QB
30 Stoolly Pigeons McMichael, R TE
31 Slam Pounders Gonzalez, T TE
32 Gary Colemans Williams, D RB
33 Banty Roosters Walker, J WR
34 19-Cent Team Taylor, F RB
35 Willow Weeds Smith, Ro WR
36 Brownstown Smith, L TE
37 Brownstown Glenn, T WR
38 Willow Weeds Addai, J RB
39 19-Cent Team Jones, T RB
40 Banty Roosters Rhodes, D RB
41 Gary Colemans Stallworth, D WR
42 Slam Pounders Maroney, L RB
43 Stoolly Pigeons Muhammad, M WR
44 Very Large Men Burleson, N WR
45 Lonely Kickers Clayton, Mi WR
46 Scatman Crumpler, A TE
47 Salt Dogs Green, A RB
48 Pouch Mouse USA Brown, C RB
49 Pouch Mouse USA Lundy, W RB
50 Salt Dogs Rackers, N K
51 Scatman Vinatieri, A K
52 Lonely Kickers Miller, H TE
53 Very Large Men Carolina DEF
54 Stoolly Pigeons Chicago DEF
55 Slam Pounders Evans, L WR
56 Gary Colemans Kennison, E WR
57 Banty Roosters Vanderjagt, M K
58 19-Cent Team Barber, M RB
59 Willow Weeds Feely, J K
60 Brownstown Buckhalter, C RB
61 Brownstown Pittsburgh DEF
62 Willow Weeds New York Giants DEF
63 19-Cent Team Vick, M QB
64 Banty Roosters Indianapolis DEF
65 Gary Colemans Jacobs, B RB
66 Slam Pounders Bell, M RB
67 Stoolly Pigeons Barlow, K RB
68 Very Large Men White, L RB
69 Lonely Kickers Warner, K QB
70 Scatman Seattle DEF
71 Salt Dogs Tampa Bay DEF
72 Pouch Mouse USA Coles, L WR
73 Pouch Mouse USA Brown, R WR
74 Salt Dogs Dayne, R RB
75 Scatman Betts, L RB
76 Lonely Kickers Jacksonville DEF
77 Very Large Men Johnson, K WR
78 Stoolly Pigeons Winslow, K TE
79 Slam Pounders Wilford, E WR
80 Gary Colemans Brunell, M QB
81 Banty Roosters Duckett, T RB
82 19-Cent Team Davis, V TE
83 Willow Weeds Anderson, M RB
84 Brownstown Jones, Ma WR
85 Brownstown Brees, D QB
86 Willow Weeds Gado, S RB
87 19-Cent Team Moats, R RB
88 Banty Roosters Perry, C RB
89 Gary Colemans Cooley, C TE
90 Slam Pounders Edwards, B WR
91 Stoolly Pigeons Rivers, P QB
92 Very Large Men Elam, J K
93 Lonely Kickers Bennett, D WR
94 Scatman Moore, M RB
95 Salt Dogs Staley, D RB
96 Pouch Mouse USA Watson, B TE
97 Pouch Mouse USA Plummer, J QB
98 Salt Dogs Favre, B QB
99 Scatman Leftwich, B QB
100 Lonely Kickers Randle El, A WR
101 Very Large Men Houston, C RB
102 Stoolly Pigeons Atlanta DEF
103 Slam Pounders Morency, V RB
104 Gary Colemans Washington DEF
105 Banty Roosters Brooks, A QB
106 19-Cent Team McCardell, K WR
107 Willow Weeds Johnson, B QB
108 Brownstown Bennett, M RB
109 Brownstown Jurevicius, J WR
110 Willow Weeds Porter, J WR
111 19-Cent Team Blaylock, D RB
112 Banty Roosters Bruce, I WR
113 Gary Colemans Haynes, V RB
114 Slam Pounders Graham, S K
115 Stoolly Pigeons Lelie, A WR
116 Very Large Men Pennington, C QB
117 Lonely Kickers Suggs, L RB
118 Scatman Curtis, K WR
119 Salt Dogs Lloyd, B WR
120 Pouch Mouse USA Baltimore DEF
121 Pouch Mouse USA Kasay, J K
122 Salt Dogs Bryant, A WR
123 Scatman Givens, D WR
124 Lonely Kickers Brown, J K
125 Very Large Men Toomer, A WR
126 Stoolly Pigeons Mare, O K
127 Slam Pounders Kitna, J QB
128 Gary Colemans Gabriel, D WR
129 Banty Roosters Clayton, Ma WR
130 19-Cent Team Kaeding, N K
131 Willow Weeds Moulds, E WR
132 Brownstown Longwell, R K
133 Brownstown Denver DEF
134 Willow Weeds Cincinnati DEF
135 19-Cent Team Philadelphia DEF
136 Banty Roosters Miami DEF
137 Gary Colemans Akers, D K
138 Slam Pounders Dallas DEF
139 Stoolly Pigeons Leinert, M QB
140 Very Large Men New England DEF
141 Lonely Kickers Clark, Da TE
142 Scatman Minnesota DEF
143 Salt Dogs Buffalo DEF
144 Pouch Mouse USA Washington, L RB
1 Sex Panthers Alexander, S RB
2 FTMDLS Tomlinson, L RB
3 Team Boom Brown, R RB
4 Pipe Layers Portis, C RB
5 Dante's Inferno James, E RB
6 Sloppy Joes Williams, C RB
7 Runnin' Terrorists Dunn, W RB
8 Right Balls McAllister, D RB
9 Hot Dogs For All Bush, R RB
10 PCHS Jones, K RB
11 Cheddar-Best Harrison, M WR
12 Slippery Petes Owens, T WR
13 Slippery Petes Foster, D RB
14 Cheddar-Best Lewis, J RB
15 PCHS Droughns, R RB
16 Hot Dogs For All Moss, R WR
17 Right Balls Jones, T RB
18 Runnin' Terrorists Dillon, C RB
19 Sloppy Joes Ward, H WR
20 Dante's Inferno Addai, J RB
21 Pipe Layers Maroney, L RB
22 Team Boom Gore, F RB
23 FTMDLS Rhodes, D RB
24 Sex Panthers Burress, P WR
25 Sex Panthers Brady, T QB
26 FTMDLS Jackson, D WR
27 Team Boom Gonzalez, T TE
28 Pipe Layers Walker, J WR
29 Dante's Inferno Delhomme, J QB
30 Sloppy Joes Horn, J WR
31 Runnin' Terrorists Green, A RB
32 Right Balls Crumpler, A TE
33 Hot Dogs For All Bell, M RB
34 PCHS Evans, L WR
35 Cheddar-Best Vick, M QB
36 Slippery Petes Bell, T RB
37 Slippery Petes Shockey, J TE
38 Cheddar-Best Heap, T TE
39 PCHS Culpepper, D QB
40 Hot Dogs For All Jones, Ma WR
41 Right Balls Chicago DEF
42 Runnin' Terrorists Smith, Ro WR
43 Sloppy Joes Witten, J TE
44 Dante's Inferno Gabriel, D WR
45 Pipe Layers White, L RB
46 Team Boom Barber, M RB
47 FTMDLS Galloway, J WR
48 Sex Panthers Driver, D WR
49 Sex Panthers Plummer, J QB
50 FTMDLS Cooley, C TE
51 Team Boom Clayton, Mi WR
52 Pipe Layers Muhammad, M WR
53 Dante's Inferno Lundy, W RB
54 Sloppy Joes Stallworth, D WR
55 Runnin' Terrorists Winslow, K TE
56 Right Balls Glenn, T WR
57 Hot Dogs For All Burleson, N WR
58 PCHS Miller, H TE
59 Cheddar-Best Coles, L WR
60 Slippery Petes Givens, D WR
61 Slippery Petes Williams, D RB
62 Cheddar-Best Duckett, T RB
63 PCHS Jacobs, B RB
64 Hot Dogs For All Norwood, J RB
65 Right Balls McCardell, K WR
66 Runnin' Terrorists Brown, C RB
67 Sloppy Joes Porter, J WR
68 Dante's Inferno Watson, B TE
69 Pipe Layers Kennison, E WR
70 Team Boom Davis, V TE
71 FTMDLS Jurevicius, J WR
72 Sex Panthers Carolina DEF
73 Sex Panthers McMichael, R TE
74 FTMDLS Tampa Bay DEF
75 Team Boom Lloyd, B WR
76 Pipe Layers Pittsburgh DEF
77 Dante's Inferno Bledsoe, D QB
78 Sloppy Joes Leftwich, B QB
79 Runnin' Terrorists Edwards, B WR
80 Right Balls Barlow, K RB
81 Hot Dogs For All White, R WR
82 PCHS Brown, R WR
83 Cheddar-Best Young, V QB
84 Slippery Petes Warner, K QB
85 Slippery Petes Leinert, M QB
86 Sex Panthers Baltimore DEF
87 PCHS Green, T QB
88 Hot Dogs For All Seattle DEF
89 Right Balls Turner, M RB
90 Runnin' Terrorists Rivers, P QB
91 Sloppy Joes Rackers, N K
92 Dante's Inferno Indianapolis DEF
93 Pipe Layers Troupe, B TE
94 Team Boom Clayton, Ma WR
95 FTMDLS Dayne, R RB
96 Sex Panthers Anderson, M RB
97 Cheddar-Best Gado, S RB
98 FTMDLS Betts, L RB
99 Team Boom Vinatieri, A K
100 Pipe Layers Vanderjagt, M K
101 Dante's Inferno Curtis, K WR
102 Sloppy Joes Atlanta DEF
103 Runnin' Terrorists Miami DEF
104 Right Balls Branch, D WR
105 Hot Dogs For All Harrison, J RB
106 PCHS Bruce, I WR
107 Cheddar-Best Jacksonville DEF
108 Slippery Petes Toomer, A WR
109 Slippery Petes Dallas DEF
110 Cheddar-Best Graham, S K
111 PCHS New York Giants DEF
112 Hot Dogs For All Pope, L TE
113 Right Balls Brooks, A QB
114 Runnin' Terrorists Moulds, E WR
115 Sloppy Joes Clark, Da TE
116 Dante's Inferno Akers, D K
117 Pipe Layers Holmes, S WR
118 Team Boom Philadelphia DEF
119 FTMDLS Bennett, D WR
120 Sex Panthers Elam, J K
121 Sex Panthers Bryant, A WR
122 FTMDLS Randle El, A WR
123 Team Boom Kitna, J QB
124 Pipe Layers Cincinnati DEF
125 Dante's Inferno Williamson, T WR
126 Sloppy Joes Perry, C RB
127 Runnin' Terrorists Janikowski, S K
128 Right Balls Nugent, M K
129 Hot Dogs For All Jenkins, M WR
130 PCHS Feely, J K
131 Cheddar-Best Morency, V RB
132 Slippery Petes Kasay, J K
133 Slippery Petes Arizona DEF
134 Cheddar-Best Wilford, E WR
135 PCHS Engram, B WR
136 Hot Dogs For All Tynes, L K
137 Right Balls Staley, D RB
138 Runnin' Terrorists New England DEF
139 Sloppy Joes Green, W RB
140 Dante's Inferno Moats, R RB
141 Pipe Layers Longwell, R K
142 Team Boom Jackson, C WR
143 FTMDLS Northcutt, D WR
144 Sex Panthers Fason, C RB

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