Funny-Ass Football Association
Draft - Transcript
quekeg: get out of here shark
aaronkale: Mike question, is the ss going to be updated as the draft rolls?
roymichaels: nope, i'm too stupid and lazy to do that
aaronkale: How can we tell who is available - just memory?
fiznizzy: or cross them off on paper
roymichaels: Whammer, I'm sorry, you do have a brain, aparently a large one w/ an idea like that.
fiznizzy: thanks, its a beer-brain right now
roymichaels: really, i've got to keep a ss for Shark, i can email that at certain times during the draft, or i think i can even send a file in a separate chat room.
aaronkale: Sorry, I was in this really sophisticated draft last week that was done via Yahoo and you picked your players and the website updated everything real time - it was really advanced I guess
fiznizzy: kale, take a nap
roymichaels: yer in da FAFA now, boy
aaronkale: Football Amish Fantasy Association?
quekeg: is murray trying to talk
fiznizzy: murray, quite time
andynewlove: you are so sofistamacated
roymichaels: Fargin' Arseholes Fargiin' Around
senormurray: is anyone hearing me? sorry i couldn't tell if it worked
aaronkale: Is a ss available on gafflin right now?
aaronkale: Can't hear Murray
roymichaels: i can't, i got tunes on.
fiznizzy: not hearing murray
fiznizzy: tunes on here also
quekeg: are the tunes murray's old rap albums?
quekeg: better be
fiznizzy: mix here
fiznizzy: oh wait, travis henry will not play this sunday.....MCGAHEE
aaronkale: Mcgahee has looked great so far
roymichaels: correct me if i be wrong, but we all draft 15 right (QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 WR/RB, 1 TE, 1 K, 1 DEF, 6 Res)
fiznizzy: draft 13, got 2 keepers
roymichaels: tru dat
fiznizzy: as anyone tried the new skoal apple flavor?
roymichaels: no, good
fiznizzy: not bad, if you like them apples
fiznizzy: nice change of pace from wintergreen
quekeg: burkle's here
andynewlove: who wants to hear murray anyway?
auntb: note...the kickers didn't make the preranks...you'll have to pick one up and release a guy after the draft...unless you must draft one before hand
fiznizzy: can't i take one with my first pick?
auntb: go for it
fiznizzy: i hate shark
senormurray: come on. everyone knows you can't trust shark's pre-ranks!
andynewlove: whats the draft order?
fiznizzy: very true, the sneaky one is cheap
Long Division Short Division
1. Salt Dogs 1. Dor Von Dordoms
2. Scatman 2. Sloppy Joes
3. Willow Weeds 3. Right Balls
4. Very Large Men 4. Cheddar-Best
5. Pouch Mouse USA 5. Runnin' Terrorists
6. Lonely Kickers 6. Pipe Layers
7. Banty Roosters 7. Slippery Petes
8. Gary Colemans 8. PCHS-Pigskin Squad
9. 19-Cent Team 9. Yogurt Slingers
10. Hounder Pounders 10. Holcomb's Heroes
fiznizzy: beat it burkle
andynewlove: just wanted the list, my bd
fiznizzy: murray is crafty like that
roymichaels: gimme about 5 or so to get all set, cool
fiznizzy: pouch mouse usa??? what is the usa doing in there?
andynewlove: whos door pickin? I say Itula Mili for him
andynewlove: what time we got?
fiznizzy: voyeur??? whats that got to do with usa?
fiznizzy: lets be fair to dor, give him ross verba
auntb: beat it guys...good luck...see you in the FINALS!
auntb: GO MICE
quekeg: i guess laabs' internet is'nt working
quekeg: so he's out
fiznizzy: see ya
andynewlove: so what
andynewlove: is my conn
andynewlove: lets go
quekeg: give him shane lechler?
fiznizzy: love, calm it, mcgahee style
andynewlove: i'm not on arizona time boy...lets go
roymichaels: what's the deal w/ laabs? plus, we've got brav still missin
fiznizzy: too bad for brav, they knew it was at 9
andynewlove: not the brav i'm workin caper again?
senormurray: true, lets get this going
andynewlove: seriously, 9:03
andynewlove: thats 2-3 picks
fiznizzy: heres brac
quekeg: burkle was just talking to janny laabs and he has no internet connection
quekeg: take a nap janny
fiznizzy: janny is picking on sharks rankings, lets go
fiznizzy: let me throw my congrats to bravo real quick
roymichaels: i got 9:06, lets roll
andynewlove: so, pick for door
thinkustink: thanks, whammer. I can't believe I made it on time.
roymichaels: door is up and he gets Priest (again).
andynewlove: Tomlinson for me
roymichaels: i'll take Alexander
roymichaels: that means laabs get the Deuce
roymichaels: dirty petes
quekeg: easy brooks
fiznizzy: sorry cant spell
roymichaels: brav is up
thinkustink: davis, stephen
aaronkale: J lewis
andynewlove: dirty eddgiie
quekeg: fred taylor and
fiznizzy: newlove, you love edge
aaronkale: Kevin Jones
roymichaels: now you can't keep him.
thinkustink: terrell owens
aaronkale: thats okay
aaronkale: He wasn't going to come back around
roymichaels: 30 sec to, wham you're next
roymichaels: laabs gets Marshall.
andynewlove: laabs up?
roymichaels: i take harrison
roymichaels: in your mouth
senormurray: duece mcallister
quekeg: best song
fiznizzy: what, hes gone
roymichaels: error #1
quekeg: were you getting excited murray
senormurray: sorry, i had harrison down and dirty roy took him right before me
fiznizzy: sloppy newlove??
fiznizzy: whats the hold up?
roymichaels: newlove machine is down, i just asked him to call kale
aaronkale: T Henry
thinkustink: could everyone list their keepers right now while we have some down time?
thinkustink: I'm trying to update my list.
fiznizzy: dom davis and mcgahee
aaronkale: Check Marks email
fiznizzy: its Marc
roymichaels: door is up, he gets barlow
roymichaels: and C Johnson
aaronkale: Hold on
aaronkale: The Soldier
aaronkale: Roids reinvite Newlove
andynewlove: i'm back
andynewlove: winslow is best
fiznizzy: who's up?
thinkustink: did he really draft Winslow? Might not be bad for the long run...
aaronkale: he did draft Winslow
senormurray: joe horn
roymichaels: i'm up, gimme a sec
andynewlove: i picked the messiah, who picked after that?
andynewlove: balls pick yet?
andynewlove: he's a keeper on my team
quekeg: brav, i kept darryl jackson and dirty bennett
fiznizzy: balls picked joe horn
quekeg: burkle had mcnabb and ward
thinkustink: what about Tony Dorsett? Did anyone keep him? He' good...
andynewlove: whos up? IM SUCKS FOR DRAFTS!!!
thinkustink: I just pulled up shark's email. Good tip, Kale...
fiznizzy: roy is up, but i don't know wheres he at
roymichaels: you guys there?
roymichaels: good, i'll take Heap
roymichaels: you like it, and you know it.
quekeg: chris brown
senormurray: who the hell is chris brown?
fiznizzy: a suck---er
thinkustink: charlie's brother
roymichaels: what the fuck, alright, laabs get hassleback
thinkustink: Charlie's shorter, fatter, slower brother.
fiznizzy: i take steve smith
quekeg: silence bravo
thinkustink: Tiki Barber
thinkustink: Is Tiki hurt? Or dead?
senormurray: just sucks
thinkustink: Sucks I can live with.
fiznizzy: cum slingers?
thinkustink: But dead men don't rush.
roymichaels: just plain yogurt
quekeg: burkle is pissed
quekeg: thomas jones and quintin griffin
thinkustink: Suggs... big sleeper?
roymichaels: he's up, does he want J Jackson?
quekeg: is that janet
thinkustink: Plaxico Burress
fiznizzy: balti defense
fiznizzy: look at point total last year
andynewlove: was wham the last pick?
quekeg: last year
fiznizzy: yes i was last pick
roymichaels: pipe layers get Moulds.
andynewlove: cool, i keep gettin kicked off
fiznizzy: ray ray for prez
andynewlove: did que pick?
quekeg: new england
quekeg: shut your face marcus black
andynewlove: roy up>?
roymichaels: one sec
andynewlove: crazy mutha fucka named gusto
andynewlove: fuck yo ma but the bitch was a big ho
thinkustink: I fucked your moms cuz the bitch is a big ho!
thinkustink: tandem rapping.
roymichaels: J. Jones - Dal
andynewlove: wik wik wak
senormurray: tj duckett
andynewlove: koren robinson
senormurray: i'll fuck your sister i fucked your cat
thinkustink: I would fuck yo' mom, but the bitch is too fat
andynewlove: door x 2?
roymichaels: door is up
roymichaels: best, he loads up on aging RB's, C Martin and E George
andynewlove: Javon "thank god we cut Tim Couch" Walker
thinkustink: I think Couch got cut today.
thinkustink: I could be wrong. I cut the tail end of something like that on Rome today.
thinkustink: I caught the tail end, actually...
fiznizzy: rome is best, eh bravo?
andynewlove: he got cut yesterday, best!
thinkustink: I like the Pimp in the Box.
thinkustink: Happy Labor Day, Tim. You're cut.
fiznizzy: whose up?
roymichaels: i take a A. Brooks
fiznizzy: keg drinker is up
quekeg: charles rogers
roymichaels: laabs gets Garner
senormurray: never seen a piece a pussy that i didn't like. like to eat it. like to suck it. take a shit in a bucket
thinkustink: straight outta Locash
roymichaels: whamm, brav, kale, burkle, then a 5 min break
quekeg: ciggy time!!!!
fiznizzy: jerry porter
thinkustink: Can Trent Green really still be available?
roymichaels: he's yours
thinkustink: I'll take Trent.... though he's gotta be hurt...
roymichaels: nope, he's ugly, but not hurt
roymichaels: take 5, cool?
fiznizzy: balitmore's defense is now primetime
thinkustink: Deion at the height of Prime Time: the most exciting player in the history of sports?
fiznizzy: he's gotta be. i really don't like him, but after that interview on espn, the guy's a pimp
thinkustink: I don't think you can name a guy MORE electrifying. Maybe Jordan was AS exciting.
fiznizzy: yeah, deion brings another element. he invented the TD dance. and boy, can that man dance
senormurray: doesn't anyone remember him as a skin. he sucked
fiznizzy: he didn't want to touch anyone, just run around
thinkustink: All I remember are the end zone jigs, the bling-bling, and the $10,000 suits.
fiznizzy: and don't forgot his best top- hats
fiznizzy: if you wear one of those, your a bonified pimp
thinkustink: and about five int returns a year, a half dozen punt returns, and the fact that the other team only threw it to his side of the field about ten times all season.
roymichaels: 1-min warning
thinkustink: plus, he could flip the light switch and be in bed before the room got dark.
fiznizzy: and he didn't pay his car bill because he said jesus told him not to
thinkustink: so best.
thinkustink: what are you going to do? Argue with Jesus?
roymichaels: watters is up
fiznizzy: al's team is hideous
quekeg: tatum bell
thinkustink: He'll strike you down with furious anger (because that's how Jesus decides to play it)
aaronkale: AK up
roymichaels: he likes his Den RB's
quekeg: wake up marc
aaronkale: C Rogers
fiznizzy: he's gone
aaronkale: Hold on
aaronkale: STephen Jackson
thinkustink: I gotta get my best Marcus Pollard. I get that guy almost every damn year.
thinkustink: He's my FAFA J.D. Drew
fiznizzy: i take t-bone wheatley....oh my god, i have two faders
fiznizzy: he starts
roymichaels: laabs gets... Price, i'm surprised none of you guys grabbed him w/ Vick back.
fiznizzy: cuz vick sucks
quekeg: touchdown tommy brady
fiznizzy: laney, looks like damian is drafting for ya
roymichaels: i'm up right?
roymichaels: M. Vanderjagt
senormurray: justin McCariens
quekeg: you dirt murray
aaronkale: Tampa Bay
aaronkale: I am picking for him
fiznizzy: give dor two O-lineman
roymichaels: on his quest to have more RB's than anyone else, he gets Dunn and Hearst
thinkustink: Look at my roster, Whammer. What do you see?
thinkustink: "LOADED" is what you see.
fiznizzy: cant see it
roymichaels: do i have to pick positions for him? or just who's next?
aaronkale: Is Vanderjagt available
fiznizzy: kale no wake up
roymichaels: nope, me gots
aaronkale: wilkins for Newlove
aaronkale: K - St. Louis
roymichaels: i take stallworth
roymichaels: i read stallworth is the next Cole Magner
fiznizzy: lanes gay
roymichaels: whammer, whammer
quekeg: only for you
roymichaels: laabs gets Toomer
thinkustink: Que, are you watching Amazing Race?
quekeg: taping it
quekeg: cant miss anything
fiznizzy: til october
roymichaels: isn't Fitz gonna take all his passes?
thinkustink: Not dead. Just won't ever walk again, much less play football.
thinkustink: Eagles D!
roymichaels: Joey no-toss is still out there.
aaronkale: Roy Williams
fiznizzy: kale, you are so predictable
thinkustink: Ah, his little Roy-toy
quekeg: deshaun foster and carolina
aaronkale: I know
aaronkale: Jacksonville D
thinkustink: A real Lions fan would've taken DET-Def
thinkustink: Deion Branch
fiznizzy: algicide crumpler
aaronkale: We don't have a D this year
roymichaels: laabs takes "Throw me the damn ball"
fiznizzy: kale, what planet are you on
aaronkale: Roy - Newlove wants you to select for him whoever is at the top of the list for available players
roymichaels: for the rest of the draft?
fiznizzy: ha, you can't be serious?
aaronkale: Fiznizzy, I cant focus with IM - I select players I remember
quekeg: pro bowl marc
fiznizzy: its steve smiths team, ask your draft buddy
quekeg: no buddies here
fiznizzy: only nattys?
quekeg: and ciggys
roymichaels: i take 'Smokin the Green
fiznizzy: the cancer?
roymichaels: yep, he's comin back babeeeeeeeeee
roymichaels: Balls are up
senormurray: titan dee
roymichaels: Joes get Lelie
roymichaels: door gets Booker and Bennett
roymichaels: joes get O. Smith
senormurray: michael or drew?
quekeg: i kept michael the puss
roymichaels: it was D. Bennett
roymichaels: Joes got O. Smith
roymichaels: Balls are up
senormurray: i like attitude in the clubhouse
fiznizzy: hurry up
roymichaels: Cow-booooys, huh
quekeg: that it
fiznizzy: fathead is up
roymichaels: que you up
quekeg: reggie wayne
roymichaels: Laabs get Emmit
fiznizzy: moe williams
thinkustink: I'll take Randy McMichael, everyone's favorite black Irishman.
aaronkale: Carson Palmer
roymichaels: watters x 2
quekeg: rod smith and greg jones
aaronkale: Najeh Davenport
thinkustink: David Akers
thinkustink: the kicker
thinkustink: not the movie
fiznizzy: pete warrick
thinkustink: I cut my grass before tonight's draft.
thinkustink: Now I need to mow again.
roymichaels: laabs gets mccardell
quekeg: brad johnson
fiznizzy: oh my god
thinkustink: Brock Lesnar still around?
thinkustink: What were the Vikings thinking? Don't they like selling team merchandise?
thinkustink: Are you telling me you couldn't find a roster spot for The Next Big Thing?
fiznizzy: whose up
roymichaels: me, one sec
thinkustink: What was wrong with him? "He's TOO athletic..."
quekeg: wrestling is gay
thinkustink: Run down the field and throw yourself into the wedge. There you go. Special teams.
roymichaels: i'll take a flier on Dayne
senormurray: justin fargas
thinkustink: Roids is working two guys out right now...
fiznizzy: sorry roy
roymichaels: for what, wham?
thinkustink: pissing on your leg and telling you it's raining.
roymichaels: Joes wanted the best available QB, i show Garcia, so i guess he gets him
roymichaels: no sweat, he's just a little Bus so I like him
fiznizzy: a little gay, you mean
thinkustink: Is Carlos Snow still in the league?
roymichaels: door gets K. Johnson and C Buckhalter
thinkustink: Or Rex Kern?
roymichaels: Joes get B. Williams
roymichaels: balls up
senormurray: lamont gordan
roymichaels: i'm taking Delhomme
quekeg: retired ricky williams
fiznizzy: lane is stupid
senormurray: later haters. Balls in the "04
quekeg: who cares
quekeg: can I?
roymichaels: Pipes take M. Robinson, WR MIN
fiznizzy: i take jake the snake
thinkustink: Eddie Kennison
aaronkale: Justin GAge WR Chicago
roymichaels: watters x 2
quekeg: antonio gates and andre davis
aaronkale: Jason Hanson K Detroit
fiznizzy: burks is so gay with gates, eh
thinkustink: Troy Hambrick
fiznizzy: best hamboner\
aaronkale: Roy - I need to call it a night, either pick WRs for me (from Sharks list) or I will just pick people off of waivers later in the week
roymichaels: i'll try
aaronkale: Good luck to all - except Whammer
fiznizzy: i take jason elam
aaronkale: I understand
fiznizzy: whose up
fiznizzy: give laabs a packer
roymichaels: he get MIA Def
fiznizzy: wow, can my team get any better? i think it will here shortly
roymichaels: i take Eli
fiznizzy: whose up
roymichaels: hold on just a sec, i gotta check something w/ Murr
fiznizzy: murray's out
thinkustink: how many picks are left?
fiznizzy: just one for us bravo
quekeg: 13 total i think
roymichaels: murray gets B Lloyd
roymichaels: Joes get Bettis
roymichaels: door get Gardner
roymichaels: and Galloway
roymichaels: Newlove gets J McCown
roymichaels: balls get C Perry
roymichaels: i'm takin Driver
quekeg: downtown freddie jones
roymichaels: laabs gets Rice
fiznizzy: hold on
roymichaels: come on, you just had 3 minutes, what the fuck
fiznizzy: fine, darius watts
thinkustink: Tampa Bay Def
fiznizzy: they are gone
thinkustink: are they?
thinkustink: I pulled a Murray.
quekeg: quiet marc
fiznizzy: ques fat
thinkustink: Minnesota Def
roymichaels: Kale gets Q. Morgan (Cle - WR) WR
quekeg: L. Tynes
roymichaels: watters, i believe you get Mr Irrelevant.
roymichaels: and you got him
quekeg: ciggy time!!!!!!!
roymichaels: what Pos is Tynes?
thinkustink: Time to shoot up!
fiznizzy: roy is best
fiznizzy: cuz you ran it
roymichaels: this sucks. no wonder my team sucks
fiznizzy: yeah, i thought so too
fiznizzy: my team is really good. how did daunte slip to me in the 2nd round?
roymichaels: actually i like my starters but my bench sucks
roymichaels: i knew you were gonna get him
fiznizzy: yeah, i went on last year when i won it
fiznizzy: balti d, daunte put up mad numbers in that league
roymichaels: i just looked and you're not that good.
thinkustink: You don't have a TO.
fiznizzy: that guys junk
thinkustink: Where's the gamebreaker?
fiznizzy: daunte is the best gamebreaker in the league
roymichaels: Smith, Porter, Whetley??? James as your feature back
fiznizzy: wheatley probably wont start for me, but i wanted a starting running back
fiznizzy: this is james' comeback year though
roymichaels: Brooks, Alexander, Rudi, Harrison, Heap, Vander, all studs at their positions
fiznizzy: yeah, not bad at all, but brooks is no stud at his position
roymichaels: i could get screwed by A Johnson and J Jones, but Stallworth should be good
roymichaels: true, but he's no slouch
quekeg: CHRIS BROWN
fiznizzy: andre3000 will be good
roymichaels: hopin' Carr can get him the ball
fiznizzy: thats why i took balti d so early, they had more points than harrison last year.....thats crazy talk
roymichaels: Door didn't even get a QB
roymichaels: yea, once Balt and NE were gone I had to settle for Dallas
quekeg: seriously no QB
fiznizzy: hey man, smith is a stud in the making and porter is the #1 in fader country
roymichaels: yeah, but both have to step it up.
fiznizzy: hey, dont worry, boldin will be here in october
fiznizzy: your done
roymichaels: Fitz touchdown, Bolden possession
quekeg: ricky williams will be a raider next year
roymichaels: Watters took a look of chances on RB's - T Jones, Griffin, Bell, Foster, G Jones
quekeg: he left, but he is done
roymichaels: ricky will forget to call his agent back
fiznizzy: daunte will put up better #s than any of your Qbs and Rbs
quekeg: ahman at five
quekeg: thanks roids
fiznizzy: bruised kneecap lanny
quekeg: no worries
roymichaels: i thought about him, but he always seems to get hurt
fiznizzy: haha, i won last year, and you schmucks still dont give me credit
quekeg: not with this years team
roymichaels: you got it, but now you don't
fiznizzy: cmon, its better than last years team
thinkustink: any word on when we're going to be able to view the rosters?
fiznizzy: hey, andy tracy got called up and will be in arizona next week....best
roymichaels: gotta ask shark, not sure how long that takes him. i can send you the file
quekeg: send please
quekeg: any idea how the other league went?
fiznizzy: mcgahee, boldin, daunte, edge.....beat it losers
fiznizzy: i win
fiznizzy: lane smells like beer
fiznizzy: might be time for madden '05
quekeg: damian and dodes are going at it right now
fiznizzy: wow, dodes scored
roymichaels: que, did you get the file?
quekeg: yeah, thanks
fiznizzy: i got it, but deleted it
roymichaels: let me try again
roymichaels: brav, you want it?
fiznizzy: no, i cant open excel files on this computer.....i can wait until they are posted
thinkustink: sure. thanks
fiznizzy: they will be up tomorrow right?
quekeg: what was Kale doing?
fiznizzy: tell damian my team is unbeatable in this league
roymichaels: what do i have to do to do that?
fiznizzy: not you silly, laney
roymichaels: get it brav?
fiznizzy: que, i'll bet you right now, daunte puts up better fantasy numbers than ahman
quekeg: i don't bet marc
thinkustink: got it.
quekeg: you know that
fiznizzy: what i though, tighter
quekeg: is the other draft over/
quekeg: or are we faster
thinkustink: later taters!
fiznizzy: deion sanders
fiznizzy: ok, i must go now
fiznizzy: thanks roy, you did good. lane sucks
roymichaels: late all
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