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quekeg: get out of here shark aaronkale: Mike question, is the ss going to be updated as the draft rolls? roymichaels: nope, i'm too stupid and lazy to do that aaronkale: How can we tell who is available - just memory? fiznizzy: or cross them off on paper roymichaels: Whammer, I'm sorry, you do have a brain, aparently a large one w/ an idea like that. fiznizzy: thanks, its a beer-brain right now roymichaels: really, i've got to keep a ss for Shark, i can email that at certain times during the draft, or i think i can even send a file in a separate chat room. aaronkale: Sorry, I was in this really sophisticated draft last week that was done via Yahoo and you picked your players and the website updated everything real time - it was really advanced I guess fiznizzy: kale, take a nap roymichaels: yer in da FAFA now, boy aaronkale: Football Amish Fantasy Association? quekeg: is murray trying to talk fiznizzy: murray, quite time andynewlove: you are so sofistamacated roymichaels: Fargin' Arseholes Fargiin' Around senormurray: is anyone hearing me? sorry i couldn't tell if it worked aaronkale: Is a ss available on gafflin right now? aaronkale: Can't hear Murray roymichaels: i can't, i got tunes on. fiznizzy: not hearing murray fiznizzy: tunes on here also quekeg: are the tunes murray's old rap albums? quekeg: better be fiznizzy: mix here fiznizzy: oh wait, travis henry will not play this sunday.....MCGAHEE quekeg: why fiznizzy: stinger aaronkale: Mcgahee has looked great so far roymichaels: correct me if i be wrong, but we all draft 15 right (QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 WR/RB, 1 TE, 1 K, 1 DEF, 6 Res) fiznizzy: draft 13, got 2 keepers roymichaels: tru dat fiznizzy: as anyone tried the new skoal apple flavor? roymichaels: no, good fiznizzy: not bad, if you like them apples fiznizzy: nice change of pace from wintergreen quekeg: burkle's here andynewlove: who wants to hear murray anyway? auntb: note...the kickers didn't make the preranks...you'll have to pick one up and release a guy after the draft...unless you must draft one before hand fiznizzy: can't i take one with my first pick? auntb: go for it fiznizzy: i hate shark senormurray: come on. everyone knows you can't trust shark's pre-ranks! andynewlove: whats the draft order? fiznizzy: very true, the sneaky one is cheap senormurray: Long Division Short Division 1. Salt Dogs 1. Dor Von Dordoms 2. Scatman 2. Sloppy Joes 3. Willow Weeds 3. Right Balls 4. Very Large Men 4. Cheddar-Best 5. Pouch Mouse USA 5. Runnin' Terrorists 6. Lonely Kickers 6. Pipe Layers 7. Banty Roosters 7. Slippery Petes 8. Gary Colemans 8. PCHS-Pigskin Squad 9. 19-Cent Team 9. Yogurt Slingers 10. Hounder Pounders 10. Holcomb's Heroes fiznizzy: beat it burkle andynewlove: just wanted the list, my bd fiznizzy: murray is crafty like that senormurray: thanks roymichaels: gimme about 5 or so to get all set, cool fiznizzy: pouch mouse usa??? what is the usa doing in there? auntb: voyeur andynewlove: whos door pickin? I say Itula Mili for him andynewlove: what time we got? fiznizzy: voyeur??? whats that got to do with usa? fiznizzy: lets be fair to dor, give him ross verba auntb: beat it guys...good luck...see you in the FINALS! auntb: GO MICE quekeg: i guess laabs' internet is'nt working quekeg: so he's out fiznizzy: see ya andynewlove: so what andynewlove: is my conn andynewlove: ded andynewlove: heeer andynewlove: sthil andynewlove: lets go quekeg: give him shane lechler? fiznizzy: love, calm it, mcgahee style andynewlove: i'm not on arizona time boy...lets go roymichaels: what's the deal w/ laabs? plus, we've got brav still missin fiznizzy: too bad for brav, they knew it was at 9 andynewlove: not the brav i'm workin caper again? senormurray: true, lets get this going andynewlove: seriously, 9:03 andynewlove: thats 2-3 picks fiznizzy: heres brac fiznizzy: bravo quekeg: burkle was just talking to janny laabs and he has no internet connection quekeg: take a nap janny fiznizzy: janny is picking on sharks rankings, lets go fiznizzy: let me throw my congrats to bravo real quick andynewlove: 9:05 andynewlove: 9:04 roymichaels: i got 9:06, lets roll andynewlove: so, pick for door thinkustink: thanks, whammer. I can't believe I made it on time. roymichaels: door is up and he gets Priest (again). andynewlove: Tomlinson for me senormurray: portis fiznizzy: ha roymichaels: i'll take Alexander quekeg: ahman roymichaels: that means laabs get the Deuce roymichaels: dirty petes fiznizzy: egde quekeg: easy brooks fiznizzy: sorry cant spell roymichaels: brav is up thinkustink: davis, stephen aaronkale: J lewis roymichaels: watters andynewlove: dirty eddgiie andynewlove: brav? quekeg: fred taylor and fiznizzy: newlove, you love edge quekeg: moss roymichaels: kale aaronkale: Kevin Jones fiznizzy: hahahahahah thinkustink: t.o. roymichaels: now you can't keep him. thinkustink: terrell owens aaronkale: thats okay andynewlove: kale? aaronkale: He wasn't going to come back around roymichaels: 30 sec to, wham you're next fiznizzy: daunte roymichaels: laabs gets Marshall. andynewlove: laabs up? roymichaels: que quekeg: dillon roymichaels: i take harrison roymichaels: Balls roymichaels: in your mouth senormurray: duece mcallister quekeg: best song fiznizzy: what, hes gone quekeg: laabs roymichaels: error #1 senormurray: pennington quekeg: were you getting excited murray roymichaels: joes roymichaels: joes? senormurray: sorry, i had harrison down and dirty roy took him right before me fiznizzy: sloppy newlove?? fiznizzy: whats the hold up? roymichaels: newlove machine is down, i just asked him to call kale fiznizzy: ok aaronkale: T Henry thinkustink: could everyone list their keepers right now while we have some down time? thinkustink: I'm trying to update my list. fiznizzy: dom davis and mcgahee aaronkale: Check Marks email fiznizzy: its Marc roymichaels: door is up, he gets barlow roymichaels: and C Johnson roymichaels: newlove? aaronkale: Hold on aaronkale: The Soldier fiznizzy: hahah aaronkale: Roids reinvite Newlove andynewlove: i'm back andynewlove: winslow is best fiznizzy: who's up? thinkustink: did he really draft Winslow? Might not be bad for the long run... aaronkale: Murray aaronkale: he did draft Winslow senormurray: joe horn roymichaels: i'm up, gimme a sec andynewlove: i picked the messiah, who picked after that? andynewlove: balls pick yet? andynewlove: he's a keeper on my team quekeg: brav, i kept darryl jackson and dirty bennett fiznizzy: balls picked joe horn quekeg: burkle had mcnabb and ward thinkustink: what about Tony Dorsett? Did anyone keep him? He' good... andynewlove: whos up? IM SUCKS FOR DRAFTS!!! thinkustink: I just pulled up shark's email. Good tip, Kale... fiznizzy: roy is up, but i don't know wheres he at roymichaels: you guys there? fiznizzy: yes quekeg: yep senormurray: pick roymichaels: good, i'll take Heap fiznizzy: ha roymichaels: you like it, and you know it. quekeg: chris brown quekeg: best senormurray: who the hell is chris brown? fiznizzy: a suck---er thinkustink: charlie's brother roymichaels: what the fuck, alright, laabs get hassleback thinkustink: Charlie's shorter, fatter, slower brother. roymichaels: petes fiznizzy: i take steve smith quekeg: silence bravo roymichaels: ooof! roymichaels: brav thinkustink: Tiki Barber thinkustink: Is Tiki hurt? Or dead? roymichaels: yogurt. senormurray: just sucks fiznizzy: no thinkustink: Sucks I can live with. fiznizzy: cum slingers? aaronkale: Suggs thinkustink: But dead men don't rush. roymichaels: just plain yogurt quekeg: burkle is pissed quekeg: thomas jones and quintin griffin thinkustink: Suggs... big sleeper? roymichaels: he's up, does he want J Jackson? quekeg: is that janet aaronkale: Chambers roymichaels: brav thinkustink: Plaxico Burress roymichaels: petees fiznizzy: ok fiznizzy: balti defense quekeg: lol quekeg: al fiznizzy: look at point total last year andynewlove: was wham the last pick? quekeg: last year fiznizzy: yes i was last pick roymichaels: pipe layers get Moulds. andynewlove: cool, i keep gettin kicked off roymichaels: que fiznizzy: ray ray for prez quekeg: patriots andynewlove: did que pick? quekeg: new england fiznizzy: hahaahahhahahah quekeg: shut your face marcus black andynewlove: roy up>? andynewlove: g roymichaels: one sec andynewlove: crazy mutha fucka named gusto andynewlove: fuck yo ma but the bitch was a big ho thinkustink: I fucked your moms cuz the bitch is a big ho! thinkustink: nice. thinkustink: tandem rapping. roymichaels: J. Jones - Dal andynewlove: wik wik wak senormurray: tj duckett roymichaels: joes andynewlove: koren robinson senormurray: i'll fuck your sister i fucked your cat thinkustink: I would fuck yo' mom, but the bitch is too fat andynewlove: door x 2? roymichaels: door is up andynewlove: and......... roymichaels: best, he loads up on aging RB's, C Martin and E George roymichaels: joes andynewlove: Javon "thank god we cut Tim Couch" Walker senormurray: shockey thinkustink: I think Couch got cut today. senormurray: best fiznizzy: ha thinkustink: I could be wrong. I cut the tail end of something like that on Rome today. quekeg: hahahahahaha thinkustink: I caught the tail end, actually... fiznizzy: rome is best, eh bravo? andynewlove: he got cut yesterday, best! thinkustink: I like the Pimp in the Box. thinkustink: Happy Labor Day, Tim. You're cut. fiznizzy: whose up? quekeg: roids fiznizzy: faster roymichaels: i take a A. Brooks fiznizzy: keg drinker is up quekeg: charles rogers roymichaels: laabs gets Garner senormurray: never seen a piece a pussy that i didn't like. like to eat it. like to suck it. take a shit in a bucket thinkustink: straight outta Locash roymichaels: whamm, brav, kale, burkle, then a 5 min break quekeg: ciggy time!!!! fiznizzy: jerry porter quekeg: nicer thinkustink: Can Trent Green really still be available? roymichaels: he's yours quekeg: yes thinkustink: I'll take Trent.... though he's gotta be hurt... roymichaels: nope, he's ugly, but not hurt roymichaels: kale aaronkale: McNair quekeg: bulger roymichaels: take 5, cool? fiznizzy: balitmore's defense is now primetime thinkustink: Deion at the height of Prime Time: the most exciting player in the history of sports? fiznizzy: he's gotta be. i really don't like him, but after that interview on espn, the guy's a pimp thinkustink: I don't think you can name a guy MORE electrifying. Maybe Jordan was AS exciting. fiznizzy: yeah, deion brings another element. he invented the TD dance. and boy, can that man dance senormurray: doesn't anyone remember him as a skin. he sucked fiznizzy: he didn't want to touch anyone, just run around thinkustink: All I remember are the end zone jigs, the bling-bling, and the $10,000 suits. fiznizzy: and don't forgot his best top- hats fiznizzy: if you wear one of those, your a bonified pimp thinkustink: and about five int returns a year, a half dozen punt returns, and the fact that the other team only threw it to his side of the field about ten times all season. thinkustink: Dominance. roymichaels: 1-min warning quekeg: ready thinkustink: plus, he could flip the light switch and be in bed before the room got dark. fiznizzy: and he didn't pay his car bill because he said jesus told him not to thinkustink: so best. thinkustink: what are you going to do? Argue with Jesus? roymichaels: watters is up fiznizzy: al's team is hideous quekeg: tatum bell thinkustink: He'll strike you down with furious anger (because that's how Jesus decides to play it) aaronkale: AK up roymichaels: he likes his Den RB's quekeg: wake up marc roymichaels: kale aaronkale: C Rogers fiznizzy: he's gone roymichaels: boooooo quekeg: wow aaronkale: Hold on fiznizzy: stupid aaronkale: STephen Jackson roymichaels: brav thinkustink: I gotta get my best Marcus Pollard. I get that guy almost every damn year. thinkustink: He's my FAFA J.D. Drew fiznizzy: i take t-bone wheatley....oh my god, i have two faders quekeg: hahahahahahahahah fiznizzy: he starts roymichaels: laabs gets... Price, i'm surprised none of you guys grabbed him w/ Vick back. roymichaels: que fiznizzy: cuz vick sucks quekeg: touchdown tommy brady fiznizzy: laney, looks like damian is drafting for ya quekeg: lol roymichaels: i'm up right? fiznizzy: yes roymichaels: M. Vanderjagt senormurray: justin McCariens quekeg: you dirt murray roymichaels: joes aaronkale: Tampa Bay aaronkale: I am picking for him fiznizzy: give dor two O-lineman roymichaels: on his quest to have more RB's than anyone else, he gets Dunn and Hearst thinkustink: Look at my roster, Whammer. What do you see? thinkustink: "LOADED" is what you see. fiznizzy: cant see it roymichaels: do i have to pick positions for him? or just who's next? aaronkale: Is Vanderjagt available fiznizzy: kale no wake up quekeg: no roymichaels: nope, me gots aaronkale: wilkins for Newlove aaronkale: K - St. Louis roymichaels: balls senormurray: leftwich roymichaels: i take stallworth fiznizzy: drinker? roymichaels: i read stallworth is the next Cole Magner quekeg: fitzgerald fiznizzy: lanes gay roymichaels: whammer, whammer quekeg: only for you roymichaels: laabs gets Toomer thinkustink: Que, are you watching Amazing Race? quekeg: taping it roymichaels: petes quekeg: cant miss anything fiznizzy: boldin roymichaels: dead? fiznizzy: til october roymichaels: brav roymichaels: isn't Fitz gonna take all his passes? thinkustink: Not dead. Just won't ever walk again, much less play football. thinkustink: Eagles D! roymichaels: kale roymichaels: Joey no-toss is still out there. aaronkale: Roy Williams fiznizzy: kale, you are so predictable thinkustink: Ah, his little Roy-toy quekeg: deshaun foster and carolina aaronkale: I know aaronkale: Jacksonville D thinkustink: A real Lions fan would've taken DET-Def roymichaels: brav? thinkustink: Deion Branch roymichaels: petes fiznizzy: algicide crumpler aaronkale: We don't have a D this year roymichaels: laabs takes "Throw me the damn ball" fiznizzy: kale, what planet are you on roymichaels: que aaronkale: Roy - Newlove wants you to select for him whoever is at the top of the list for available players roymichaels: for the rest of the draft? aaronkale: yep roymichaels: done quekeg: muhammed fiznizzy: ha, you can't be serious? aaronkale: Fiznizzy, I cant focus with IM - I select players I remember quekeg: pro bowl marc fiznizzy: its steve smiths team, ask your draft buddy quekeg: no buddies here fiznizzy: only nattys? quekeg: and ciggys roymichaels: i take 'Smokin the Green fiznizzy: the cancer? quekeg: best quekeg: al roymichaels: yep, he's comin back babeeeeeeeeee roymichaels: Balls are up senormurray: titan dee roymichaels: Joes get Lelie roymichaels: door gets Booker and Bennett roymichaels: joes get O. Smith senormurray: michael or drew? quekeg: drew quekeg: i kept michael the puss roymichaels: sorry. roymichaels: it was D. Bennett roymichaels: Joes got O. Smith roymichaels: Balls are up senormurray: janikowski senormurray: i like attitude in the clubhouse fiznizzy: hurry up roymichaels: peeeessssss roymichaels: off roymichaels: Cow-booooys, huh quekeg: that it fiznizzy: fathead is up roymichaels: que you up quekeg: reggie wayne roymichaels: Laabs get Emmit roymichaels: petes fiznizzy: moe williams thinkustink: I'll take Randy McMichael, everyone's favorite black Irishman. roymichaels: yogurt aaronkale: Carson Palmer roymichaels: watters x 2 quekeg: rod smith and greg jones aaronkale: Najeh Davenport roymichaels: brav thinkustink: David Akers thinkustink: the kicker thinkustink: not the movie fiznizzy: pete warrick thinkustink: I cut my grass before tonight's draft. thinkustink: Now I need to mow again. roymichaels: laabs gets mccardell roymichaels: que fiznizzy: beerface quekeg: brad johnson fiznizzy: oh my god thinkustink: Brock Lesnar still around? fiznizzy: horrible thinkustink: What were the Vikings thinking? Don't they like selling team merchandise? thinkustink: Are you telling me you couldn't find a roster spot for The Next Big Thing? fiznizzy: whose up roymichaels: me, one sec quekeg: roids thinkustink: What was wrong with him? "He's TOO athletic..." quekeg: wrestling is gay thinkustink: Run down the field and throw yourself into the wedge. There you go. Special teams. quekeg: fine roymichaels: i'll take a flier on Dayne senormurray: justin fargas thinkustink: Roids is working two guys out right now... fiznizzy: sorry roy roymichaels: for what, wham? thinkustink: pissing on your leg and telling you it's raining. roymichaels: Joes wanted the best available QB, i show Garcia, so i guess he gets him roymichaels: no sweat, he's just a little Bus so I like him fiznizzy: a little gay, you mean roymichaels: yep thinkustink: Is Carlos Snow still in the league? roymichaels: door gets K. Johnson and C Buckhalter thinkustink: Or Rex Kern? roymichaels: Joes get B. Williams quekeg: best roymichaels: balls up senormurray: lamont gordan roymichaels: i'm taking Delhomme quekeg: retired ricky williams roymichaels: really? quekeg: yep fiznizzy: lane is stupid senormurray: later haters. Balls in the "04 quekeg: who cares quekeg: can I? roymichaels: Pipes take M. Robinson, WR MIN roymichaels: petes fiznizzy: i take jake the snake fiznizzy: plummer roymichaels: brav thinkustink: Eddie Kennison roymichaels: kale aaronkale: Justin GAge WR Chicago roymichaels: watters x 2 quekeg: antonio gates and andre davis aaronkale: Jason Hanson K Detroit fiznizzy: burks is so gay with gates, eh roymichaels: brav thinkustink: Troy Hambrick fiznizzy: best hamboner\ quekeg: best aaronkale: Roy - I need to call it a night, either pick WRs for me (from Sharks list) or I will just pick people off of waivers later in the week roymichaels: i'll try aaronkale: Good luck to all - except Whammer fiznizzy: i take jason elam aaronkale: I understand aaronkale: Later fiznizzy: whose up quekeg: laabs fiznizzy: give laabs a packer roymichaels: he get MIA Def roymichaels: que quekeg: longwell fiznizzy: wow, can my team get any better? i think it will here shortly roymichaels: i take Eli quekeg: oooohhhh fiznizzy: whose up roymichaels: hold on just a sec, i gotta check something w/ Murr fiznizzy: murray's out thinkustink: how many picks are left? fiznizzy: just one for us bravo quekeg: 13 total i think roymichaels: murray gets B Lloyd roymichaels: Joes get Bettis roymichaels: door get Gardner roymichaels: and Galloway roymichaels: Newlove gets J McCown roymichaels: balls get C Perry roymichaels: i'm takin Driver quekeg: downtown freddie jones roymichaels: que roymichaels: laabs gets Rice roymichaels: petes fiznizzy: hold on roymichaels: come on, you just had 3 minutes, what the fuck fiznizzy: fine, darius watts thinkustink: Tampa Bay Def fiznizzy: they are gone thinkustink: are they? thinkustink: shit... fiznizzy: yes roymichaels: yep thinkustink: I pulled a Murray. quekeg: quiet marc fiznizzy: ques fat thinkustink: Minnesota Def roymichaels: Kale gets Q. Morgan (Cle - WR) WR quekeg: L. Tynes roymichaels: watters, i believe you get Mr Irrelevant. quekeg: yes roymichaels: and you got him quekeg: ciggy time!!!!!!! roymichaels: what Pos is Tynes? thinkustink: Time to shoot up! fiznizzy: roy is best roymichaels: why? fiznizzy: cuz you ran it roymichaels: this sucks. no wonder my team sucks fiznizzy: yeah, i thought so too fiznizzy: my team is really good. how did daunte slip to me in the 2nd round? roymichaels: actually i like my starters but my bench sucks roymichaels: i knew you were gonna get him fiznizzy: yeah, i went on last year when i won it fiznizzy: balti d, daunte put up mad numbers in that league roymichaels: i just looked and you're not that good. fiznizzy: WHAT? thinkustink: You don't have a TO. fiznizzy: that guys junk thinkustink: Where's the gamebreaker? fiznizzy: daunte is the best gamebreaker in the league roymichaels: Smith, Porter, Whetley??? James as your feature back fiznizzy: wheatley probably wont start for me, but i wanted a starting running back fiznizzy: this is james' comeback year though roymichaels: Brooks, Alexander, Rudi, Harrison, Heap, Vander, all studs at their positions fiznizzy: yeah, not bad at all, but brooks is no stud at his position roymichaels: i could get screwed by A Johnson and J Jones, but Stallworth should be good roymichaels: true, but he's no slouch quekeg: CHRIS BROWN fiznizzy: andre3000 will be good roymichaels: hopin' Carr can get him the ball fiznizzy: thats why i took balti d so early, they had more points than harrison last year.....thats crazy talk roymichaels: Door didn't even get a QB fiznizzy: BEST roymichaels: yea, once Balt and NE were gone I had to settle for Dallas quekeg: seriously no QB fiznizzy: hey man, smith is a stud in the making and porter is the #1 in fader country roymichaels: yeah, but both have to step it up. fiznizzy: hey, dont worry, boldin will be here in october fiznizzy: your done roymichaels: Fitz touchdown, Bolden possession quekeg: ricky williams will be a raider next year quekeg: keeper roymichaels: Watters took a look of chances on RB's - T Jones, Griffin, Bell, Foster, G Jones quekeg: dumbasses quekeg: he left, but he is done roymichaels: ricky will forget to call his agent back fiznizzy: daunte will put up better #s than any of your Qbs and Rbs quekeg: whose fiznizzy: anyone's quekeg: ahman at five quekeg: thanks roids roymichaels: aye fiznizzy: bruised kneecap lanny quekeg: no worries roymichaels: i thought about him, but he always seems to get hurt fiznizzy: haha, i won last year, and you schmucks still dont give me credit quekeg: not with this years team roymichaels: you got it, but now you don't fiznizzy: ehhhhhhhhhhhhh fiznizzy: cmon, its better than last years team thinkustink: any word on when we're going to be able to view the rosters? fiznizzy: hey, andy tracy got called up and will be in arizona next week....best roymichaels: gotta ask shark, not sure how long that takes him. i can send you the file quekeg: send please thinkustink: ok quekeg: any idea how the other league went? fiznizzy: mcgahee, boldin, daunte, edge.....beat it losers roymichaels: nope fiznizzy: i win fiznizzy: lane smells like beer fiznizzy: might be time for madden '05 quekeg: damian and dodes are going at it right now quekeg: 31-7 fiznizzy: wow, dodes scored roymichaels: que, did you get the file? quekeg: yeah, thanks fiznizzy: i got it, but deleted it roymichaels: let me try again roymichaels: brav, you want it? fiznizzy: no, i cant open excel files on this computer.....i can wait until they are posted roymichaels: cool thinkustink: sure. thanks fiznizzy: they will be up tomorrow right? quekeg: what was Kale doing? fiznizzy: tell damian my team is unbeatable in this league roymichaels: what do i have to do to do that? fiznizzy: not you silly, laney quekeg: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh roymichaels: get it brav? fiznizzy: que, i'll bet you right now, daunte puts up better fantasy numbers than ahman quekeg: i don't bet marc thinkustink: got it. quekeg: you know that fiznizzy: what i though, tighter fiznizzy: thought quekeg: is the other draft over/ quekeg: or are we faster thinkustink: later taters! quekeg: raiders fiznizzy: laney fiznizzy: laney fiznizzy: beer fiznizzy: beer quekeg: ciggy fiznizzy: beer fiznizzy: beer quekeg: ciggy fiznizzy: laney fiznizzy: laney fiznizzy: deion sanders fiznizzy: ok, i must go now quekeg: spader fiznizzy: thanks roy, you did good. lane sucks roymichaels: late all |
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