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auntb: i'll be back...have some last minute scouting slam_hounder: yo yo yo auntb: 20 minutes...and shark's doing some last-minute cramming... auntb: go here for updates: http://gafflin.com/long.htm redpop19: whats the deal bursiek: yo bursiek: who up in here slam_hounder: you're up, bursiek: up? bursiek: thought this was going at 6 slam_hounder: portis was just picked slam_hounder: just kidding, mike bursiek: joker bursiek: that's you Dave chicagobart: thanks slam_hounder: usa, usa, just gave up a goal redpop19: I don't have audio on my computer auntb: you don't need it redpop19: ok bursiek: hey bart bursiek: that seat is HOT redpop19: is this how we're doing it then? auntb: bart looks good in a shopping cart chicagobart: hi im mike bursiek: gannon, gannon, gannon chicagobart: you know it chicagobart: hes coming back bursiek: faygo, what's your address bursiek: same as before? auntb: FYI...there's no kickers in the pre-ranks...forgot those losers bursiek: boooooooooooo redpop19: I have no paper, everything ranked on yahoo auntb: : go here for updates: http://gafflin.com/long.htm redpop19: I'm gonna suck it chicagobart: is big - d in this year auntb: note...the kickers didn't make the preranks...you'll have to pick one up and release a guy after the draft...unless you must draft one before hand auntb: note...the kickers didn't make the preranks...you'll have to pick one up and release a guy after the draft...unless you must draft one before hand slam_hounder: oh, i'm drafting one redpop19: who were the last keepers? auntb: just shout em out slam_hounder: usa, usa, usa slam_hounder: USA bursiek: usa bursiek: usa bursiek: usa slam_hounder: best redpop19: seriously though, who were the last two teams with keepers chicagobart: me slam_hounder: reggie wayne slam_hounder: and shockey slam_hounder: seriously redpop19: are we down a team then? bursiek: so bart's keeping wayne and shockey? slam_hounder: waiting for regis chicagobart: laugh now ive got a strategy slam_hounder: and willow redpop19: I mean for the league total. I only counted 9. slam_hounder: 10 slam_hounder: regis! redpop19: Well, if I chose a keeper, just call me Chum and keep on firing the_d_regis: Here we go Steelers, here we go the_d_regis: howdy slam slam_hounder: the duce is loose the_d_regis: duce and willie parker the_d_regis: :)) mrbeaks: Hey, Michael Smith picked the Steelers to win the AFC North! You've got that goin' for ya. auntb: let's go auntb: two things auntb: note...the kickers didn't make the preranks...you'll have to pick one up and release a guy after the draft...unless you must draft one before hand slam_hounder: slick willie? he couldn't even play for North Carolina slam_hounder: ooofff slam_hounder: who's michael smith? auntb: go here for updates: http://gafflin.com/long.htm the_d_regis: ooofff slam_hounder: seriously mrbeaks: Boston Globe columnist who's on AROUND THE HORN. shubird: colts slam_hounder: oh redpop19: I'm glad I could give you an enjoyable snipit Slam auntb: Morty...lead em off hortensity: Priest shubird: surprise..surprise hortensity: woulda taken Ricky.... auntb: Bart... chicagobart: Tomlinson slam_hounder: willow auntb: willow takes Portis bursiek: is willow on? auntb: Yhames... auntb: no willow is not on mrbeaks: Ahman Green. slam_hounder: tough choice for ya, shark slam_hounder: tick, tick, tick auntb: mice = alexander bursiek: dirty auntb: wanna trade shubird: i'll take james slam_hounder: best ken klee is on team usa slam_hounder: a colt? shubird: you know it auntb: Bird... bursiek: McAllister auntb: Regis slam_hounder: well there goes the obvious picks the_d_regis: Randy Moss redpop19: i got jenkins slam slam_hounder: no slam_hounder: milton? redpop19: am I up? auntb: who's got milton? slam_hounder: yes, chum redpop19: Harrison bursiek: no eric shubird: telly bursiek: best telly auntb: Slam redpop19: balder by the minute redpop19: but the beard is back slam_hounder: jamal lewis and fred taylor bursiek: nice auntb: Slam twice auntb: Faygo...you're up redpop19: Owens shubird: did the crime but will he do the time slam_hounder: not if jackie childs can have his say slam_hounder: regis slam_hounder: the bus is still out there bursiek: Russia, Russia, Russia auntb: i am updating the spreadsheet as we go...http://gafflin.com/long.htm slam_hounder: booo auntb: refresh it... the_d_regis: Stephen Davis auntb: Bird bursiek: Ward redpop19: charlie? bursiek: sorry bursiek: Faulk redpop19: seriously, who's ward? hortensity: cleaver bursiek: I was thinking Hines, but he's taken redpop19: barry word? auntb: Shu auntb: then Shark shubird: horn auntb: Mice = dirty Barlow auntb: Yhames mrbeaks: Eh.... mrbeaks: McNabb shubird: weeds take t. henry shubird: scat...then salty dogs twice chicagobart: Chris Brown auntb: sleeper slam_hounder: nap bursiek: nappy hortensity: tiki and moulds auntb: scat chicagobart: Andre Johnson auntb: key...moulds = first pick of keeper rounds slam_hounder: are you sure that you don't want moulds then tiki? bursiek: it's a KEEPER round auntb: (sorry!) auntb: willow picks... slam_hounder: a qb auntb: T Gonzalez mrbeaks: To me? auntb: yep mrbeaks: Winslow, Jr. auntb: refresh your lists auntb: Mice = D Mason shubird: peerless price auntb: Banty... bursiek: Darrell Jackson redpop19: me? auntb: Regis auntb: then Faygo redpop19: sorry' auntb: then Slam twice the_d_regis: Plaxico slam_hounder: oh slam_hounder: no the_d_regis: bigger, badder and in a contract year redpop19: McNair slam_hounder: well i guess auntb: slam twice, then i'll refresh slam_hounder: thomas jones, home town discount auntb: dirt cheap auntb: go a-train! slam_hounder: steve smith slam_hounder: USA auntb: faygo redpop19: Hopefully Kevin Jones makes Detroit the greatest city in the world shubird: haha shubird: it already is redpop19: even moreso then auntb: Regis...Banty the_d_regis: this pains me.....dirtly lee suggs slam_hounder: whoa auntb: towel him off the_d_regis: ouch...i hate doing that the_d_regis: gotta go head over heart auntb: Banty...Mice...Kickers bursiek: best, Koren Robinson. Go HAWKS! chicagobart: awful b auntb: the Banty Seahawks auntb: Pittsburgh Colemans auntb: Lonely Colts the_d_regis: >:) auntb: ooops, i meant the Couch Colts mrbeaks: Did they pick him up? shubird: McGahee!!! keeper!!! mrbeaks: Hm..... bursiek: 19-Cent Lions auntb: Mice = Q Griffin redpop19: huh auntb: list refreshed in 20 sec bursiek: yeah, you love the Motor City Telly mrbeaks: I'll take... L. Coles. slam_hounder: tiny as a mouse auntb: willow takes... auntb: Bennett redpop19: edgar auntb: Scat...Salt Twice chicagobart: Pennington hortensity: Garner hortensity: Baltimore D auntb: the first D slam_hounder: defense hortensity: Prime Time hortensity: Prime Time auntb: Scat... chicagobart: Jimmy Smith auntb: #37 slam_hounder: =D> shubird: willow takes eddie george auntb: Yhames...Shark...Shu mrbeaks: And I'll take Larry Fitzgerald. auntb: rf in 20 auntb: (refresh in 20 seconds) redpop19: I don't think you guys should pick for him anymore slam_hounder: willow has 5 RBs slam_hounder: and 0 WRs mrbeaks: Plenty to trade with! bursiek: sharks dirty auto draft in effect redpop19: he's got tony the tiger though auntb: Mice = Javon Walker redpop19: does he play offense? auntb: GB WR redpop19: oh hortensity: anybody else watch Big Brother 5? redpop19: who's up? auntb: Banty...Colemans...Redpop bursiek: yep shubird: charlie rogers bursiek: best Cowboy hortensity: or am I the only douchebag auntb: you're one of 9 redpop19: separate yet the same auntb: list refreshed hortensity: wait til you see him tonight, Bird...friggin' idiot the_d_regis: McCariens, jets redpop19: who did bird take? slam_hounder: yeah auntb: oop bursiek: I was bumming when the midget lost on the Amazing Race auntb: Bird -- quit talking about midgets and pick bursiek: she had heart hortensity: and 6 inch legs slam_hounder: not much else redpop19: did shu take rogers? auntb: y bursiek: Warrick Dunn ("Banty For Life") auntb: faygo up redpop19: Stephen Jackson shubird: plays for detroit auntb: for Ramns? redpop19: yep slam_hounder: alge crumpler auntb: slam twice auntb: slam once redpop19: he plays RB right? auntb: no fish food please bursiek: TE redpop19: no I meant miss jackson mrbeaks: I remember the year I had Marcus Pollard eligible for TE, RB and WR... and useless at almost all of 'em! bursiek: yep redpop19: cause he's nasty slam_hounder: chris chambers redpop19: DeShaun Foster auntb: Colemans....Banty....Kickers the_d_regis: LJ Smith, TE Eagles shubird: Marlins win... Marlins win slam_hounder: go marlins, f the cubs bursiek: am I up? auntb: yep hortensity: mets lost? bursiek: Jerry Porter auntb: yep hortensity: aw shit. no playoffs this year redpop19: oaktown bursiek: holla auntb: mets lose...where's Jose? bursiek: ailin hortensity: don't know. wanna trade him? shubird: a. brooks shubird: f the cubs is right shubird: shark says do we take rb's off the board for willow's sake redpop19: I should hope so shubird: or stay with rule slam_hounder: yahoo would take a kicker redpop19: junior spivey auntb: mice = bulger mrbeaks: Toomer. auntb: i will take no more RBs for the willow's, if that's cool slam_hounder: ..... redpop19: just one more, please auntb: weeds take Bruce auntb: scatman chicagobart: j jones - dal auntb: two jobus auntb: the owner? hortensity: lelie hortensity: vanderjagt hortensity: won me some games last year auntb: done redpop19: already, thank god auntb: Scat...Willow...Men... chicagobart: Donte Stallworth auntb: for Willow, i will select the next best WR, then QB, then Def and then let the autopick auntb: that gives him starters mrbeaks: At least... auntb: willow takes Keyshawn auntb: Large... mrbeaks: Pats D. redpop19: save Vinny for him and he's golden mrbeaks: Josh Harris is avail. slam_hounder: willow auntb: Mice = D Branch slam_hounder: shu shubird: philly d bursiek: i'm up? slam_hounder: yep redpop19: think so auntb: Roosters...Colemans....19 redpop19: not good auntb: Roosters...Colemans....19 auntb: list refreshed redpop19: conferring with the wife there for a sec bird? bursiek: Tom Brady bursiek: she thinks he's HOT redpop19: she chose poorly bursiek: Barry = GONE!!! slam_hounder: sanders? redpop19: Is that gone on steroids slam_hounder: regis auntb: Colemans...19....Hounder twice bursiek: steriods, old, pain the in ass, self centered, egotistical = BEST FANTASY PLAYER the_d_regis: one sec. i'm back the_d_regis: minnesota D.....are they gone? not sure what I missed redpop19: Carolina for me auntb: update in 20sec redpop19: love Slam two times baby auntb: updated.... slam_hounder: brandon lloyd bursiek: POUND redpop19: I don't know him bursiek: and you probably will never need to bursiek: POUND slam_hounder: jason elam redpop19: Akers bursiek: are these all kickers redpop19: how many more rounds redpop19: I could move Akers to RB if you like bursiek: coleman? the_d_regis: greg jones, rb jags bursiek: speakin of Coleman, yhames you ever see that worst movie Human Stain. Athony Hopkins is a black guy auntb: Banty - Kickers - Mice bursiek: his name is Colemen mrbeaks: I turned it off thirty minutes in. mrbeaks: I read the book, though, which was good. bursiek: BEST Kent State grad mrbeaks: Movie... not so much. bursiek: Antonio Gates mrbeaks: And, yeah, Hopkins was the least likely black man in the history of film, including C. Thomas Howell. the_d_regis: Bestest Kent State grad: Jack Lambert bursiek: always one up'n auntb: bird....you taking Gates? bursiek: yep the_d_regis: hee hee the_d_regis: that's all i got. the_d_regis: i couln't name another shubird: T. Minor redpop19: he didn't go to Kent bursiek: SOX!! mrbeaks: He would've liked to, though. redpop19: true redpop19: Bronson redpop19: Arroyo slam_hounder: arroyo the_d_regis: bronson pinchot slam_hounder: damon, hr redpop19: best redpop19: how's his finger slam_hounder: good, i guess redpop19: did you see Kotsay last night, what an ass slam_hounder: yeah redpop19: who's pick? auntb: Mice = Rod Smith mrbeaks: VLM = Carson Palmer. redpop19: are the sox on tv again tonight? auntb: Weeds = J Garcia bursiek: who did Kickers take redpop19: travis minor shubird: hometown for cheap redpop19: didn't go to kent though slam_hounder: florida st criminoles auntb: Scat...Salt x2...Scat...Weeds auntb: refreshed chicagobart: Tatum Bell - Den bursiek: F U Bart redpop19: regis is tripling up on the conference board the_d_regis: sorry. f'n netzero hortensity: Booker redpop19: dont' get me started about the government hortensity: Leftwich hortensity: for president auntb: Scatman... redpop19: what's up with the herd losing to Troy St.? auntb: it's just Troy...now hortensity: that's why chicagobart: Donald Driver redpop19: I didn't Troy, Ohio had a college. auntb: Weeds = TB Def hortensity: how many more rounds? mrbeaks: Jeff Wilkins. shubird: 5ish slam_hounder: this is the 11th, we have 15 rounds redpop19: shark shubird: Boo Willaima auntb: Mice = Wheatley shubird: williams for shu bursiek: carr for bird shubird: colemans..19...hounders slam_hounder: which regis is going to pick? slam_hounder: your boy durazo is up shark slam_hounder: 2 on, 2 out redpop19: k auntb: HR slam_hounder: 3-1 redpop19: triple play slam_hounder: ground out redpop19: close enough auntb: Coleman #4? hortensity: is he here? slam_hounder: buzz him slam_hounder: :-? auntb: Spivey? redpop19: can someone call him hortensity: netzero... hortensity: not answering redpop19: does he have dial up service? slam_hounder: cell phone i assume shubird: shark has him oh the phone auntb: he takes Josh Brown - K Sea redpop19: T. Calico slam_hounder: t.j duckett redpop19: mother, mother... auntb: vick's scoring all the TDs redpop19: In Madden? auntb: haha slam_hounder: dallas D redpop19: P. Warrick slam_hounder: yhames, kapler just went yard redpop19: that was a helluva catch last night shubird: colemans get KC D mrbeaks: Hey Slam, I think I'm watching the Patriots game with Bill Simmons on Thursday night. We have a friend in common who's got the game in HD on an obscenely large screen. auntb: BANTY! slam_hounder: wow bursiek: Seattle D. Trufant in your GRILL!! slam_hounder: that's sweet mrbeaks: Yeah... I'm pretty psyched. slam_hounder: tell him you know a sons of sam horn nut, he'll know what you're talking about redpop19: bird, you're killin me over here mrbeaks: Okay. He's not going to punch me, is he? bursiek: Left Coast shubird: stover slam_hounder: no, it's a message board that he sends stuff to occasionally mrbeaks: Cool. bursiek: not a massage board that chum uses to sooth the aches and pains mrbeaks: I guess his buddy Hinch is coming, too. slam_hounder: http://p086.ezboard.com/fsonsofsamhornbostonredsox slam_hounder: he's sptguy33 redpop19: that's just a bit much bursiek: MOUSE bursiek: was Jim Cantory down there in the Hurrican shark? Biggest master on the wheather channel. auntb: Mice - Kev Johnson WR auntb: sure mrbeaks: M. Muhammad auntb: i heard slammer was in the eye redpop19: are there supposed to be 15 rounds if we have keepers? slam_hounder: usually they send that dork mike seidel to those places slam_hounder: shark, you better be ready for IVAN redpop19: seems like a lot of reserve players shubird: ivan wont' make it here.... we hope auntb: willow - Janikowski auntb: Scat....Salt x2...Scat chicagobart: Joey Harrington redpop19: best joey no toss hortensity: J Witten - DAL TE hortensity: Miami D auntb: boooo chicagobart: A Boldin auntb: i'm impressed, bart chicagobart: do you honestly think that this is Jeff Bart picking these people redpop19: funny slam_hounder: no chicagobart: good call redpop19: are the weeds taking another RB yet? auntb: willow = hearst hortensity: wow redpop19: couldn't have said it better auntb: he's got his starters...can't discriminate against the list now mrbeaks: Eh, what the hell? William Green. auntb: Mice = Longwell shubird: drew bennett = 6'5" white guy bursiek: he a kicker? redpop19: titans wr hortensity: I need more white guys hortensity: on my team, that is redpop19: and what team do you swing for? auntb: Banty slam_hounder: bird auntb: list refreshed bursiek: I can't tell what kickers are left. should I just sit here and name them until one is available? shubird: yes hortensity: sure auntb: http://gafflin.com/long.htm bursiek: I thought the sheet didnt have kikcers hortensity: morty's still out there redpop19: hah auntb: not preranked bursiek: F gettin a kicker, Roy Williams redpop19: yeah redpop19: you got Regis' pick? auntb: it was Roy Williams... auntb: now it's R Williams for Jax auntb: 19, it's you redpop19: I'll take Brunell auntb: 2 Slam slam_hounder: tony hollings redpop19: does he play with brandon lloyd? shubird: who's he... slam_hounder: fellas, do some research bursiek: Shark, I wanted ROY Williams for Detroit redpop19: not for NC auntb: you got him bursiek: k, not dirty Reggie redpop19: is he a left tackle? auntb: reggie is a Coleman redpop19: maybe fridge like skills? auntb: (a black Lector) slam_hounder: jake plummer redpop19: J. Fargas shubird: t. maddux for colemans auntb: Banty...Kickers...Mice auntb: list refreshed slam_hounder: bird bursiek: garbage auntb: bird takes Garbage? mrbeaks: The whole band or just Shirley Manson? redpop19: regis redpop19: nevermind redpop19: I'm a bit drunk hortensity: is this 14th round? auntb: need some qtips? slam_hounder: i would say auntb: end of 14th....one rd to go bursiek: I'll take Darius Watts chicagobart: good pick auntb: is that Hootie? redpop19: always in need of qtips slam_hounder: the real bart would have no idea who that is shubird: emmitt smith redpop19: funny auntb: Mice Franks chicagobart: Its passed his bed time mrbeaks: Andre Davis. chicagobart: Now that he has a job mrbeaks: Of the Browns. auntb: weeds take Onterrio Smith redpop19: stop already man chicagobart: N Davenport hortensity: I'll go old....Rice hortensity: and new....C Perry auntb: Scat...Weeds...VLM chicagobart: Indy Colts - DEF redpop19: jim brown slam_hounder: that's the real bart picking chicagobart: He woke up!!!! bursiek: probably having a smoke right now redpop19: cursing the world auntb: Weeds = Brad Johnson mrbeaks: Eli Manning. auntb: Mice = auntb: Titans D shubird: buffalo D bursiek: John Kasay auntb: Colemans - Mussah Smith redpop19: Dallas Clark redpop19: That might be wrong, TE for the colts though auntb: got it bursiek: we done? redpop19: take Harris auntb: Hounder... slam_hounder: ron dayne bursiek: gotta get my grub shubird: later redpop19: you 8:15 bastard hortensity: out mrbeaks: Awesome. Later, all. bursiek: later slam_hounder: drew is 0-1 slam_hounder: later, shark |
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