July
19
Attendance
Record
15
Thanks to loyal Tea Bag supporters, the previous attendance record
of 6 was shattered at the last game versus Ledos Lounge. If the
fans continue with numbers like that, it may just warrant a special
guest appearance by the Tea Baggers fowlest fan. But When?
July 5
The
first annual Tea Baggers Post-Season Bash will surely be a festive
occasion. Along with live entertainment from Salty Hortense on
the Lip-Trombone, the Baggers will be treated to 5
cases of premium beer, thanks to Clifford, Gil , and James
Harris. The evening will be followed with a Saturday morning tribute
to Drum, as we view the long, lost episodes of Bebe's Kids.
June
28
The DEN MOTHER was victorious
in her duel with Drum at the 2000 Half-Cup Chug Chug Championship.
The DEN MOTHER capped an all-star
year by slugging four half-cups in a record time of 11.2 seconds.
Rumor has it that she will be contemplating retirement following
a month's absence.
June 26
BAG
IT UP: Sowell released following extended absence
DUBLIN, OH (AP) TEABAGGERS -- Requested waivers on infielder Calvin
Sowell for the purpose of giving him his unconditional release;
recalled mascot Regis the Super Chicken from the San Diego Hens
of the Pacific Coast League (AAA); activated outfielder Ellis
Valentine from the 16-year disabled list and optioned him to the
Tucson TEABAGGIES.
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The SuperChicken
Chronicles
click here
a must-see for all Regis the Superchicken Fans!
Last Game
Loss vs Sisters of the Poor
0-21
Final Record
6-5
4th Place!
MVP
Joe Gold
2-2, raw chicken, shaved neck
Lenny Dykstra
NAILS Award
Terry Morain
Team Photo
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Injury Report
* Beaver - two weeks in rehab should be enough to kick that Percaset
addiction
* Cajka - lucky for him, the doc says that the warts should not
interfere with his sexual relations (also due to a diminished
pheremone count)
* James Harris - should have taken heed to warnings before developing
that nasty phlegm infection
Wounded:
Bagger Pride
Cajka
A retrospective
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