Thanks to loyal Tea Bag supporters, the previous attendance record
of 6 was shattered at the last game versus Ledos Lounge. If the
fans continue with numbers like that, it may just warrant a special
guest appearance by the Tea Baggers fowlest fan. But When?
first annual Tea Baggers Post-Season Bash will surely be a festive
occasion. Along with live entertainment from Salty Hortense on
the Lip-Trombone, the Baggers will be treated to 5
cases of premium beer, thanks to Clifford, Gil , and James
Harris. The evening will be followed with a Saturday morning tribute
to Drum, as we view the long, lost episodes of Bebe's Kids.
The DEN MOTHER was victorious
in her duel with Drum at the 2000 Half-Cup Chug Chug Championship.
The DEN MOTHER capped an all-star
year by slugging four half-cups in a record time of 11.2 seconds.
Rumor has it that she will be contemplating retirement following
a month's absence.
IT UP: Sowell released following extended absence
DUBLIN, OH (AP) TEABAGGERS -- Requested waivers on infielder Calvin
Sowell for the purpose of giving him his unconditional release;
recalled mascot Regis the Super Chicken from the San Diego Hens
of the Pacific Coast League (AAA); activated outfielder Ellis
Valentine from the 16-year disabled list and optioned him to the
a must-see for all Regis the Superchicken Fans!
Loss vs Sisters of the Poor
2-2, raw chicken, shaved neck
* Beaver - two weeks in rehab should be enough to kick that Percaset
* Cajka - lucky for him, the doc says that the warts should not
interfere with his sexual relations (also due to a diminished
* James Harris - should have taken heed to warnings before developing
that nasty phlegm infection